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returntothepit >> discuss >> to anyone who drinks those alcoholic energy drinks by orgymaggotfeast on Mar 8,2009 3:21pm
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toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 8,2009 3:21pm edited Mar 8,2009 3:22pm
AVOID "FOUR PLUS"!!!!!

my girl drinks weird shit like this all the time (vodka and redbull, jager and redbull, sparks, etc.), last night she picked up a can of this new shit called "Four Plus".

the can reads "contains ginseng, guarna, caffiene, taurine and wormwood extract", and it also said it was 10% alcohol by volume and grape flavored, she thought it was going to taste great, she opened the can, it smelled like grape crush, she took one sip, and made a face like she had just swallowed human shit.

i tried a sip and almost vomited, my roommate tried a sip and did vomit (and he is into piss drinking!!!), this is the most vile concoction ever sold in a liqour store, AVOID!!!!

if you waste your money on this shit, you will regret it.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 8,2009 3:23pm
DRINK FOUR PLUS OR YOURE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 8,2009 3:26pm
haha, if you drink it you will cry like a pussy.
you really are underestimating the awful taste of this disgusting beverage



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 8,2009 3:28pm
my old drummer from Virginia used to chug the shit outta some Sparks



toggletoggle post by NuclearWinter at Mar 8,2009 3:52pm
I drank half of a 40 I found on the floor of my friend's apartment before I realized that three cigarettes had been dropped into it. Wasn't too bad.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 8,2009 3:53pm edited Mar 8,2009 3:54pm
i tried sparks once, it wasn't bad.
but this stuff....eek.

from the way it tasted, i imagine this is how they made it.....
imagine a tank half filled with unfermented budweiser, and half filled with unfermented guiness.....then (to ferment, instead of using yeast), they have 30 people with dysentary shit in a bucket, dump it into the tank, and let the fecal bacteria turn the liquid into beer.

then they add all the energy drink ingredients, and some purple pixie sticks and grape gatorade, and make it stronger in alcohol content by fortifying it with the cheapest, crappiest whiskey you can buy, and they put it in cans and sell it.

that is honestly the most accurate description of what it tastes like they made it with i can think of.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 8,2009 6:08pm
This thread marks the first time I've ever seen the word dysentery without it being about Oregon Trail or the band.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 8,2009 6:17pm
so, did it really say "wormwood extract"? because if it did, that's why it tasted so bad. Because wormwood is the active ingredient in absinthe. Wormwood/absinthe is supposed to taste terrible (hence the old saying "bitter as wormwood"). The stuff probably has a real low thujone content, but it's possible to trip from it... if you haven't gotten alcohol poisoning from the 10% yet. I personally would try the drink for the novelty, but i think anything in the US made from wormwood should be avoided, the legal limit of the alkaloid in consumables is such that it would be very difficult to use recreationaly. Which obviously orgy wouldn't do anyways.... so in the end.

Fuck four plus.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 8,2009 6:20pm
sparks tastes gross and has the worst after taste.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 8,2009 6:21pm
i can't find anything online about this drink.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 7:59am
i don't get this whole energy drink movement, the shit is so bad on so many levels. in 20 years no one is going to have teeth or functioning digestive systems.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 9,2009 8:26am
fuck yo teefe nigga



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Mar 9,2009 8:46am
fuck man, now i want to have a drinking contest involving only four plus



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 9,2009 9:28am
ScumFuck said[orig][quote]
fuck man, now i want to have a drinking contest involving only four plus

hahaha, oh man, you'll be hatin yourself within the first sip if someone takes that challenge



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 9,2009 9:29am
jimboNLI said[orig][quote]
so, did it really say "wormwood extract"? because if it did, that's why it tasted so bad. Because wormwood is the active ingredient in absinthe. Wormwood/absinthe is supposed to taste terrible (hence the old saying "bitter as wormwood"). The stuff probably has a real low thujone content, but it's possible to trip from it... if you haven't gotten alcohol poisoning from the 10% yet. I personally would try the drink for the novelty, but i think anything in the US made from wormwood should be avoided, the legal limit of the alkaloid in consumables is such that it would be very difficult to use recreationaly. Which obviously orgy wouldn't do anyways.... so in the end.

Fuck four plus.


yeah, you're probably right about that being the main reason for the awful taste. my roommate "dry-hopped" a beer with wormwood once, and it was the worst tasting beer i have ever had. i'd drink a case of natty ice before i drank another bottle of that shit



toggletoggle post by beelze at Mar 10,2009 10:53am
you guys are all fucking pussies....fuck you all



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 10,2009 11:43am
beelze said[orig][quote]
i am a fucking pussy....fuck my mom


is she hot?



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 10,2009 12:30pm
i believe you misheard him sir.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 10,2009 12:51pm
I'm packing my kids Four Plus & bologna Lunchables for school tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 10,2009 12:54pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I'm packing my kids Four Plus & bologna Lunchables for school tomorrow.


lulz



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 10,2009 12:55pm
sxealex said[orig][quote]
i believe you misheard him sir.

OH NOES!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:58pm
I think I may break edge with this drink sheerly out of morbid curiosity of the taste. Not really though.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:04pm
Mark, don't tease me so. If i could get you to break edge and get high with me, it would give me the biggest boner in the history of genitalia.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 10,2009 1:07pm
I get enough energy while drinking regular beer from the pure confidence gained from making the only possible correct life choice available to mankind.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:08pm
I'll give you the biggest boner without breaking edge, toots.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:08pm
and you have.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 10,2009 1:09pm
I broke up the love fest D=



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:09pm
I already got Mark to drink a beer.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:11pm
Just because you sweat on me doesn't mean there's enough alcohol in your pores to get beer in me, Richard.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:12pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I get enough energy while drinking regular beer from the pure confidence gained from making the only possible correct life choice available to mankind.
AMEN!



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