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returntothepit >> discuss >> Zombie Survival Sheet - IMPORTANT ZOMBOCALYPSE CONTENT by DestroyYouAlot on Mar 8,2009 12:46am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 8,2009 12:46am
Hahaha... This rules THX B

Here's the blank:



And here's mine filled out.



Yes, my battle anthem is a Burzum and Rick Astley mix tape, and yes, my vehicle is a bear riding a horse. Credit for holing up at BJs goes to Yeti, so I can blame him when things inevitably go tits-up, Romero-style.

FIRE UP MSPAINT AND JOIN THE SURVIVORS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 8,2009 5:13pm
You guys are gonna be sorry when Z-day arrives and you're not prepared.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 8,2009 6:03pm
BJs is my strong hold too!



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 8,2009 6:04pm
oh i'll be prepared alright, I have dreams about the zombie apocalypse about once per week. And i learn more every time. I'm good man.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Mar 8,2009 8:20pm
hahaha, your inventory is your everyday inventory. good job at replicating the truth.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 8:30pm
brb



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 8:48pm



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 8,2009 8:54pm
nice reim.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 9:07pm
lol yea. i forgot one thing for my inventory, pot.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 8,2009 9:09pm
well, i for one can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, finally i won't have to feel bad about cracking open skulls and sucking the DMT directly from their pineal gland.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 8,2009 9:10pm
i'm with jim on this one



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 9:11pm
lol you are ridiculous jimbo



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 8,2009 9:16pm
ridiculous, or intoxication minded? Listen, zombies do NOT need the lubricant to the netherworld that resides in that wonderful melatonin producing gland! BUT I DO



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 9:18pm
yea i mean if it keeps you goin



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 8,2009 9:23pm
keeps me goin? ok, let's say that your in a world overrun by zombies, and the human race basically has no chance for survival. Do you think finding the transcendental escape into the logos would be important to you? It might make the daily routine of wanting to kill yourself and get it over with a little easier to deal with.


and i like trippin, pretty colors are pretty.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 8,2009 9:25pm
well when you put it that way.....



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 8,2009 9:36pm






toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 1:56am
DOUBLE LOL

I LIKE HOW YOU WORKED IN CANDLEJA



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Mar 9,2009 5:21am
i put some thought into this... it felt like homework almost




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 9,2009 5:24am
I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes.



toggletoggle post by G nli at Mar 9,2009 6:40am
nice



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 9:35am
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes.


Pretty sure I got that covered, ese. (Green and orange counts, right?)



toggletoggle post by G nli at Mar 9,2009 9:59am
there should be way more people getting their fun on with this.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 10:14am
For your health!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 10:29am
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
I don't know how any of you are going to survive without the healing powers of green or red herbs or some combination of the two, oh and crunchwrap supremes.


well luckily when the apocalypse happens there will be red and green herbs strategically placed in closets and hallway corners.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 11:12am
I just hope there's a save point near my house.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Mar 9,2009 12:05pm


credit for location also goes to Yeti



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 9,2009 1:02pm
G%20nli said[orig][quote]
there should be way more people getting their fun on with this.


o rly?



toggletoggle post by G nli at Mar 9,2009 1:12pm
ya rly



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 1:12pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I just hope there's a save point near my house.


all we need is old ink cartridges from old typewriters and we can survive.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 1:14pm
LOL @ Dinty Moore and a Desert Eagle.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 9,2009 1:17pm
how can you laugh at Dinty and the DE? Obviously whoever would choose those is a real american.



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 9,2009 1:36pm
Austin 3:16 shirt so zombies know I don't trust anyone. Andy Moog blessed helmet for protection (+900 HP). Super Soaker w/bleach as my main weapon, and Issac Hayes & Jim Brown backing me up just in case. Random fat black guy keeps me entertained with his thoughts on a being a fat black man in this Starbucks "eat a salad an' shit" kinda world that only skinny white bitches are into. ROFLcopter so I can hover above everything. And a Pokemon-esque aresnal of LOL-cats at my disposal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 9,2009 1:39pm
i'd be more worried about the silly police than the zombies if i were you.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 2:00pm
I love how your stronghold is a handicapped accessible girl's bathroom in the Shire. HOBBIT BITCHES IN WOODEN WHEELCHAIRS IN MY ZOMBIE SHELTER? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 2:29pm
HOBBIT BITCHES IN WOODEN WHEELCHAIRS

FTW bitch



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 9,2009 2:38pm
I used the Blankman bomb defense. The ladies room is the one place they can't go.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 2:55pm
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RARH INTO HOBBIT BITCH BATHROOMS



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 3:16pm
hahaha rarh



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Mar 9,2009 10:07pm
jam'n 94.5 would prolly keep me in full rage mode.. i might have to switch up from comfortable death metal



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 9,2009 10:12pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]



lolyes



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