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returntothepit >> discuss >> Post pictures of yourself as a youngster by Dave_Maggot on Mar 2,2009 4:51pm
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toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 4:51pm
i just stole this one from pam.




toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 2,2009 4:57pm
nice, i had the same metallica shirt.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 2,2009 4:58pm
i will bring one into work tomorrow that will make you realize i was the cutest kid in the history of kids.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 5:00pm
i think i had like every metallica shirt they put out from . . .and just for all, through the black album. haha. i would not stop buying metallica shirts.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 5:08pm
did this work? age 7



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 5:09pm
age 18?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 5:21pm
i need to go through my mom's scrap books to find actual child pics of me



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 2,2009 5:24pm


My highschool graduation pic, taken fall of 1993.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 2,2009 5:25pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
did this work? age 7


Rev,

Playing with the bunny in 1 hand and the snake in the other?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 5:28pm
it looks like I was pitching a tent there.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Mar 2,2009 5:28pm
oh hai siq mushroom cut gai (age 14):






and OMG look at this fucking one (age 16):




toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 2,2009 5:29pm
Rev,

Looks like you might be looking for the family gerbil as well :-)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 5:30pm
whoah.... that 14yo picture of blue is the gayest thing I have ever seen.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 2,2009 5:34pm


Senior year high school haha



toggletoggle post by badsneakers at Mar 2,2009 6:00pm edited Mar 2,2009 6:01pm


i was around 12 or so..
I'm on the left



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 6:06pm
ministry t shirt, awesome!



toggletoggle post by AnotherMetalDrummer  at Mar 2,2009 6:10pm


I'm the one on the left.......



toggletoggle post by AnotherMetalDrummer  at Mar 2,2009 6:10pm


I'm the one on the left....



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 6:43pm edited Mar 2,2009 6:47pm
70's:



1986:





toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 2,2009 6:44pm
Blue said[orig][quote]
oh hai siq mushroom cut gai (age 14):




LOL AHS CAFE



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 6:45pm edited Mar 2,2009 6:48pm
1987:



1988:








toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 2,2009 6:48pm
OMG LOOK OUT FOR THE FLOOD OF DWYER PIX



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 2,2009 6:49pm


i still laugh at this everytime i see it.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 2,2009 6:50pm
someone should study the quantum physics of dwyer's hair reversal. look at that helmet in that last pic!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 6:53pm
Bed head, just took her virginity!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 2,2009 6:54pm
no, that's somethin else.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 7:23pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said[orig][quote]
OMG LOOK OUT FOR THE FLOOD OF DWYER PIX

hey, you stole my comment!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Mar 2,2009 7:33pm
Dwyer's going to post pics of him and women originally posted on the Bayeux Tapestry



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 7:38pm edited Mar 3,2009 6:52pm
Nah, i posted enough for now, more on facebook or myspace...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 7:54pm
AnotherMetalDrummer said[orig][quote]


I'm the one on the left.......

you fail at posting images.

but it's cool that you know AC Slater



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 7:55pm
I'm waiting for the day when dwyer can tell someone on the board that he bang their moms.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 2,2009 8:02pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 8:13pm edited Mar 2,2009 8:16pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I'm waiting for the day when dwyer can tell someone on the board that he bang their moms.


I already can, duh!

Do you not know the last woman that I dated this year?!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 8:19pm
no, I do not know the last person you dated this year. it's hard to keep up on the adding/removing your ladies from facebook.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 8:20pm
that carina picture is cute. I thought she was going to post a highschool one.



toggletoggle post by Hater at Mar 2,2009 8:22pm


Me at 6 and 16 ish



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 2,2009 8:25pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 2,2009 8:26pm
also that's me in the NIN shirt in the polaroid above. lulz



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Mar 2,2009 8:34pm


im the one with the scarf..



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 8:50pm
Hater said[orig][quote]







toggletoggle post by lol at Mar 2,2009 9:05pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I'm waiting for the day when dwyer can tell someone on the board that he bang their moms.


I already can, duh!

Do you not know the last woman that I dated this year?!


Is that the same woman you gave a black eye?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 9:19pm
rhimma!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 2,2009 9:20pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 2,2009 9:30pm
oh there is so much I want to tell the world about that dude.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 9:32pm
i have a pic of me at 7 wearing a red tutu and a blue ALF sweatshirt. i think its at my grandmother's house in new hampshire though



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 2,2009 9:53pm
Dave go look at my FB album again.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Mar 2,2009 9:56pm
Ties looked good on me:



In order: Me, my cousin Kristen, my cousin Carjann, my cousin Jen and my cousin Max



I definitely rocked overalls:




toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 10:01pm
old skool upon crimson wings content haha



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 10:07pm

hi there, i'm dave maggot, check out my sick nu-metal band. mark looks 12



toggletoggle post by Stabby_McGunnakillya  at Mar 2,2009 11:11pm edited Mar 2,2009 11:13pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]

hi there, i'm dave maggot, check out my sick nu-metal band. mark looks 12




OLDSCHOOL UCW!


Those were the days!
Did you give a camera to a monkey or did someone actually climb a tree to get this shot?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 3,2009 3:25am
GEE WONDER WHO THIS IS?! said
Is that the same woman you gave a black eye?





toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 11:47am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Blue said[orig][quote]
oh hai siq mushroom cut gai (age 14):




LOL AHS CAFE


AHS?
meaning Attleboro?

hmm, that don't look like it to me.

been to long i guess



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 3,2009 11:52am
Andover. There are a lot of A towns.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Mar 3,2009 11:53am
succubus said[orig][quote]


Holy shit, I had those same dinosaurs.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 11:53am
Martins said[orig][quote]
Andover. There are a lot of A towns.


i know that....i was just curious



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 11:54am
i know that there are alot of A towns that was



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 3,2009 11:59am
goodthing you clarified that with a second response.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Mar 3,2009 12:02pm
I'm also in Daves pic up top. Top row, all the way on the left.








toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 3,2009 12:10pm
goodthing you suck dong.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Mar 3,2009 12:12pm
Aaron has captured my aging process well..

Age 18


Age 23 - NEDF 2008



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 3,2009 12:13pm
so cute.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 12:14pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
goodthing you clarified that with a second response.


thanks for your unnecessary remark.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 3,2009 12:15pm
I was at both those shows, in my 30's, heh!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 3,2009 12:17pm
clarifying things twice.....

orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
thanks for your unnecessary remark.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 12:18pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
clarifying things twice.....

orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
thanks for your unnecessary remark.


clarify my dick



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 3,2009 12:22pm
are these the jokes you use in your act or is this just witty banter from the top of your head



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 12:24pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
are these the jokes you use in your act or is this just witty banter from the top of your head


neither.
it's just when someone is being a douche, i don't bother trying to be "clever" i just say pointless shit, since what i am responding to is also pointless



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 3,2009 12:26pm
someone Pedobear this.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 3,2009 12:27pm
this thread should mostly be called "my awkward phase"



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 3,2009 12:28pm
Wouldn't we all post pics of how we look like now for that?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 3,2009 12:30pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
clever and pointless


naw maybe huh



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 3,2009 12:48pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
clever and pointless


naw maybe huh


A.I.D.S.?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 3,2009 12:56pm
This thread taught me that in his younger days John Moran looked puerto rican.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Mar 3,2009 1:06pm
ha. At least I wasn't wearing one of these:




toggletoggle post by moran   at Mar 3,2009 1:07pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Aaron has captured my aging process well..

Age 18


Age 23 - NEDF 2008


And Dave looks exactly the same. Sideburns and all.



toggletoggle post by AnotherMetalDrummer  at Mar 3,2009 1:22pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
AnotherMetalDrummer said[orig][quote]


I'm the one on the left.......

you fail at posting images.

but it's cool that you know AC Slater


Thanks Rev! Yea AC Slater says hello!



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 3,2009 4:10pm
Notice the Oreo lolz





toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 3,2009 4:11pm
Triple Stuff



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 3,2009 4:17pm
Stop making me hungry, dammit.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 5:00pm
for the ucw pic we were in a sand dune hole type thing, someone was taking the pictures from up above.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 5:01pm
id love to dunk that oreo in some milk and enjoy it, if you know what iii meeean. haha



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 3,2009 5:25pm
Wow Dave you just creeped me out a little.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 5:36pm
haha dont worry, i know that oreo . . .



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 5:40pm
i'll uncreepify the situation, and i'll just do his mom



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 3,2009 6:40pm







toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 6:55pm


i'm in the bottom right corner wearing a black iron maiden shirt and talking with my hands. also being thin.
pam is up in the top left wearing one of my metallica shirts i believe.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 3,2009 7:02pm
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
Notice the Oreo lolz




pointy nipples are pointy



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 3,2009 7:08pm
the class seems to have not one but three class clowns in the back there. that class mustve been full of LULZ



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 4,2009 12:48am







toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 4,2009 2:24am
Ahaha, RANCID!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 4,2009 5:53am edited Mar 4,2009 6:08am


on da' left quaffing an adult bevy with my brother.



toggletoggle post by jimbo blazing + eatin before work at Mar 4,2009 7:26am
smooth man. smooth



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 4,2009 7:55am



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 4,2009 7:56am
lol



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 4,2009 8:44am
oldest pic of me I could find that's already online:


far right....this was taken my junior year (I think) of high school, so around 2000 at Northgate in Revere



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 4,2009 9:00am
16 years old (1996) at my friend liz's place
that's the oldest one i have on the computer.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 4,2009 9:04am
Love the mickey mouse shirt hehe



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 4,2009 9:24am
i still have it.
i still wear it.
hah.

i never turn down free clothing, and my grandmother works at disney world



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 4,2009 9:26am
I'm digging the old school Dropdead patch.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 4,2009 9:28am
yeah, i love that patch. my buddy josh saw this picture, and he asked me if i knew how ridiculous it was to put a dropdead patch on a leather jacket, haha.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 4,2009 11:05am




hows that for cute bitches!!



toggletoggle post by Stabby_McGunnakillya  at Mar 4,2009 11:07am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]




hows that for cute bitches!!




Was this picture taken yesterday? You look exactly the same.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 4,2009 11:07am
i know, it's like time hasn't had an effect on me.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Mar 4,2009 11:38am edited Mar 4,2009 11:39am
Spawn of the devil's seed; me about 3 days old, 1984


My kindergarten graduation picture, 1990 - Dumbo anyone????


Me on my 17th birthday, 2001. Should have asked for a comb.


Me as I look now.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 12:15pm
I've got some serious scanning to do, but there is hilarity on the way.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 1:07pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]


AWWWW, LIL' RICH HORROR IS LIL'

I want to write the animated adventures of Lil' Rich Horror. Who knows Flash real good?



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Mar 4,2009 2:09pm
^^^^"Lil' Rich" smiling because he just committed his first rape



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 4,2009 2:51pm
Dear Diary,

Today I met someone. I just know we're going to be friends forever. His name is whiskey.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Mar 4,2009 3:01pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
did this work? age 7

Aaron, I too am/was a Bunny Lover.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 4,2009 3:10pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]




hows that for cute bitches!!


Wow, jeez dude what happened to you over the years?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 8:39pm
Damn you, Dave. Thanks to this dumb thread I'm now wasting my night at my parents' place scanning in ridiculous old photos. I'll go ahead and post some on-topic ones here, but I'm just gonna make a new thread for a huge Dwyer-esque self-absorption dump where you can all make fun of me down through the years.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 4,2009 8:51pm
I'll be scanning some pictures of me as Mini Fucking Richards this weekend. I was a strange child, so it should be interesting, haha.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 8:54pm
Yeah, you're all gonna lose a lot of respect for me. Which should put me firmly in the red, respect-wise.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 4,2009 8:55pm
I was the coolest fucking kid ever...except for that Culture Club visor...I mean what?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 4,2009 9:31pm edited Mar 4,2009 9:32pm
Ok, here's 3:



DAILY RITUAL

When dad came home my daily ritual was grabbin' his hat and paycheck. Later on I would abandon the "hat" concept.



SMITH FAMILY LARPINSON

Yeah, I'm a second-generation nerd. (Me in the brown, not fucking teal. SRSLY, mom, WTF.) Headed to King Richard's Faire. LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!



ON THE MACK

Always was a sucker for girls with huge cans and armor and booze. Even if they did happen to be a pirate. (This was what my parents thought was an entirely appropriate Christmas present for a 14 year old, BTW. I don't know either.)



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 4,2009 9:36pm edited Mar 4,2009 9:36pm
holy crap. your family rules



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 20,2009 1:47am
my cousin found some pics of me. the first ones when i was 5 and the second im in the top left corner i think i was 15.






toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Mar 20,2009 8:01am
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]



didnt i tell you NOT to get them wet



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Mar 20,2009 8:24am



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 20,2009 3:50pm
we do multiply if water is poured on us. nobody ever fuck with us at a car wash cuz in an instant we can be rolling 12 clone heads deep



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 22,2009 2:59pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]


for the motherfucking win. you are now my hero.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Mar 22,2009 3:33pm
My sister captioned a bunch of photos. This is my favorite.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 22,2009 3:38pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
sinistas said[orig][quote]


for the motherfucking win. you are now my hero.
his dad is the honky tonk man



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 22,2009 3:49pm
He's cool, he's cocky, he's b-b-b-b-b-b-bad.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Mar 22,2009 6:25pm
Yeah....no shit, my dad - who is the craziest fuckin living person anyone I know may ever meet - did this to me when I was an infant. I guess I was even more so less liked as a child....



toggletoggle post by FuckIsmySignature at Mar 22,2009 6:27pm
i wish i was 18 again




toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 22,2009 6:49pm
WOW Tom.



toggletoggle post by Dwiyer in 2001 at Mar 22,2009 7:30pm



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Mar 22,2009 7:34pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. lol,lmao,lmmfaowjo,etc.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 22,2009 9:35pm
hahahahahaha that's good.



toggletoggle post by sinofangels-ray  at Apr 2,2009 7:40am edited Apr 2,2009 7:47am


RANCID CHRIST 1992 (LtoR) Ray McCaffrey, Jim Bardsley, Mike Barret, Todd Laskowski



Drunk @ some Basment show in 92'



On stage singing W/ HEADROT In 92'



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Apr 2,2009 11:56am
Rancid Christ!!!! Band fuckinf ruled!

You sang for Headrot? Wow. thats awesome, I love that band.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2009 11:59am
Dwiyer%20in%202001 said[orig][quote]
hilarious



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Apr 2,2009 3:03pm
move over Miley Cyrus




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 2,2009 3:23pm
is that the jonas brothers?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 2,2009 3:29pm
17 in all these pics:












toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 2,2009 3:36pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
17 in this pic:






toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Apr 2,2009 5:52pm
sinofangels-ray said[orig][quote]




On stage singing W/ HEADROT In 92'


sweet incantation sweatpants!



toggletoggle post by sinofangels-ray  at Apr 2,2009 6:45pm
C.dEad said[orig][quote]
Rancid Christ!!!! Band fuckinf ruled!

You sang for Headrot? Wow. thats awesome, I love that band.


Nah just went up and sang a coupe of tunes that night just kind of a drunk thing



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at Apr 5,2009 10:35pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
I'll be scanning some pictures of me as Mini Fucking Richards this weekend. I was a strange child, so it should be interesting, haha.


I demand mini MFR pictures!!!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 2,2009 10:41pm



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 2,2009 10:51pm
i was a drunk lil red irish baby



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at May 3,2009 3:33pm
Hehe, you look like your daddy!



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at May 3,2009 3:34pm
Stop being a puss and post already!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 3,2009 3:36pm
haha thanks



toggletoggle post by Melba_Toast  at May 3,2009 3:39pm






toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 3,2009 3:41pm
awwwwwwwww



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 3,2009 3:42pm
i got a picture of me in a tutu around somewhere too



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 3,2009 3:47pm
Melba_Toast said[orig][quote]





Boing.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at May 3,2009 4:43pm
She peaked at 4.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 22,2009 4:57pm


No I didn't play it very well.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 4:59pm
that pic is hilarious



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