I hate to call the Waaaahmbulance but I'm on hold right now with time to kill, and I feel like bitching.

As some of you may or may not know I was in a pretty bad car accident a little over a month ago. I was fine but some little kid in an SUV totaled my car with about 2 grand left in payments on it. Insurance took a month to settle my claim and pay me for it. During that time I had my rental car towed from right outside my house because the car didn't have enough power to drive on the ice in my driveway.

So I bought another car off this guy on Craigslist. Got a sweet deal, the car is working out great. I get a call from him last week that my check bounced. I drop what I'm doing, drive down to the bank, wait a half an hour to talk to a rep and I find out that the money from my insurance company wouldn't be available until the 24th. So I cancel the check, give the guy the remaining balance in cash, and write him a new check. Dude was kind of pissed but he understood.

I get another call today from the guy telling me that the check I wrote him won't clear until March 5th. He's trying to be cool about it, but he's obviously pissed and I don't blame him. I just spent 20 minutes on hold with the bank to find out that the money has already left my account, and I can't even give the guy cash for it.

Mountains and mountains and mountains of bullshit.

when it rains, it pours ?

ghey

Just wait 'til somebody steals your iPod and you become an hero.

What bank?

sometimes you just feel like throwing a big facepalm over the world.

I've only ever had like 2 things go well at a bank ever.

i'm hoping to buy a car this weekend off of Craigslist, i am anticipating dumb shit like this.

Bank of America just hung up on me after over a half hour on hold. Fun.

i despise Bank of America, i had an account with them years ago, after "mountains of bullshit" i closed it out and went to a smaller bank, i've had no problems since.

I need to switch banks. I was torn between Citizens and Bank of America. I heard initially that Citizens sucks, but BoA sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more. Then I heard another argument that they're both pretty equal with ups and downs so I planned to research again. Since then I've heard 2 more horror stories from BoA.

i guess TD Banknorth and DCU are really good.

chris swears that the domestic banks that you find in walmarts have the best rates

i like the smaller more regional banks.

I've had good luck with BoA using their chat thingy.

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=53343

The title for this thread "Time to shit in an envelope and "deposit" it at Bank of America" sums it all up.

Once again, credit unions FTW

Yeah, you have to get away from the big national banks -- they don't want your business unless you have $987549874987 to deposit in your account. Smaller local banks are definitely they way to go just because of the service.

I actually just switched to Quincy Credit Union and it's been a huge headache. I unfortunately joined the week before they completely overhauled their computer systems, and they're overwhelmed with old ladies wondering why they can't cash their social security checks in for confederate dollars or God knows what. Once it all pans out it hopefully won't be so much of a dick cramp.

DCU mothafuckas... we got 50 agents on phones (myself included) who fix this shit in a second.

"Hello, thank you for calling DCU"

"Yea can you put me through to FuckIsMySignature please"

"Who?"

" FuckIsMySignature"

"Sir I don't know who that is"

" Yes you do. Put me through to him as its urgent"

"Who?"

" FuckIsMySignature"

click

hahahaha

TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR… HE’LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz

That smells... like a box... OF BULLSHIT!

"Hello, thank you for calling DCU"

"Yea can you put me through to FuckIsMySignature please"

"Who?"

" FuckIsMySignature"

"Sir I don't know who that is"

" Yes you do."

"Oh, is he the one that is always piss drunk talking about raviolies?"

" Yeah, that's definitely FuckIsMySignature"

" Hold on, let me get him....................... He said he'll call you back. He's busy fisting himself in the bathroom. May I ask who this is?"

i can do what ever i want on breaks

Yeah. Thanks for not calling me back when you were done.

so he fisted you on break or himself?

It's the circle of fists.

its a leap of faith

sir elton john wrote that song right?

And he got paid to do it as well.

beat you to it

i will FIST EVERYONE WITH BRASS KNUCKLES

Not unlike the fabled "elephant walk"

actually i'm not sure if that's an actual lyric in the song, but the effort is there.

I thought Elton John did the tune "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"

i thought it was "Please let your son go down on me"

and don't forget "someone shave my taint tonight"

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DAAANZAAA!!

"Saturday's Alright For Fisting"

Crocodile Cock

Fister Man

I would've gone with "Cock It, Man"

DONKEY PUNCH YOUR BANK

DONKEY BANK FTW

Goodbye, Yellow Brick Glory Hole