bennyhillifier


I'm not kidding. I saw the inside of a woman's birth canal that night, and I told a stripper I thought it was cool that the club sold pizza.

it was so funny....it was like the stripper had 4 legs, 2 of each gender....I thought someone slipped me a roofie

that didn't look like every other time I've seen you play before or anything.

you could've at least thrown a naked chick at the end of that clip. sheesh!

it was $50 to have a girl dance during your set....I ain't got that kinda cash, do you?

Not the best clip, sure, but hey, it exists.

How much for a donkey show during your set?

bennyhillifier

Does this make up for it?

we didn't think of asking, but shit must've been $200 at least....I mean, for the good donkey