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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bisexuality is the new evolution by Typical Liberal Emobag on Feb 25,2009 12:35pm
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toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 12:35pm
Getting serious about Darwinism here, don't you know that humanity evolves?

We have evolved beyond needing the opposite sex for mating. We have also evolved beyond marriage, or even monogamy. Now we've evolved beyond labels for sexual preference as well.

But there are some people who don't see this. These knuckle-dragging Neanderthal redneck regressives come from the elements of society that don't want to evolve. They're rich, Republican, fraternity manchildren. Their homophobia is only matched by their racism, sexism and discrimination against the elderly and retarded.

Bisexuality now is like evolution was 50 years ago on the scope of human progress. The regressives denied evolution then. They deny bisexuality now. It's a new generation's fight to make sure progress triumphs ancient, organic, primitive ways.

In other words, it's OK to wear skin-tight jeans and ironic tshirts and kiss a boy. It's the brave new world we've always wanted as a species.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Feb 25,2009 12:38pm
I get the strong impression that this person is the Jungian "shadow" aspect of Conservationist.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Feb 25,2009 12:40pm
Nigger was still better then both of them.



toggletoggle post by corpus_columbine at Feb 25,2009 12:40pm
bi-sexuality is much more about psycho-sexual regression than 'evolutionary progression.'

NO semen and NO egg = no passing on of genetic information, which again as a species = FAIL.







toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 12:43pm
I'm just glad I have permission to make out with dudes, now. WHO'S COMING OVER TONIGHT?!?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 25,2009 12:45pm
MikeOfDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
I get the strong impression that this person is the Jungian "shadow" aspect of Conservationist.


thought this was obvious



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Feb 25,2009 12:45pm
Wonder how long it will take for this thread to become non-work safe.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Feb 25,2009 12:51pm
So you're confirming that this is actually Conservationist trolling as his very antithesis?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 25,2009 12:52pm
Seems like something he would do in a heartbeat.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Feb 25,2009 12:55pm
He must have a lot of time on his hands. Well, good for him.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Feb 25,2009 12:59pm


Welp, I'm sold.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Feb 25,2009 1:26pm
That's Wayne Rooney touching Ronaldo's butt!!



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Feb 25,2009 1:32pm
Yeah man, I'm the biggest Man U fan I know and this photo kills me...goddamit.

This one is good too.




toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Feb 25,2009 1:52pm
please guys, it's obviously conservationist trolling as how he sees us in his eyes.

if anybody actually talked like Typical Liberal Douchebag around me, i'd break his nose



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 25,2009 1:53pm
i like that kinda talk jon. I like it when your tuff, it's cute.



toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 1:55pm
darkwor said[orig][quote]
please guys, it's obviously conservationist trolling as how he sees us in his eyes.

if anybody actually talked like Typical Liberal Douchebag around me, i'd break his nose


It's important not to focus on the surface effects. What about people who think like I speak, but use less educated city slicker language? They share my opinions, just say them differently. And who's "us"?



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Feb 25,2009 1:55pm
on edge today. need to drum.



toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 1:56pm
Sounds like man-to-man Platonic love. It's working! Just one step away from emo manlove heaven.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 25,2009 1:57pm
first, us is the entire board minus conservationist, or at least most because he considers most "liberal Emofags" ... city slicker language? Fuck you, you ignorant fucking attention whore. How's that language?



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Feb 25,2009 1:58pm
us = who you think the majority of RTTP is = city-dwelling liberal pricks

i've said it before dude, i wholeheartedly agree with a lot of things you say.

on the other hand, bisexuals can't breed, right?



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Feb 25,2009 2:04pm
Dude, I may speak for myself, by Conversationist is one of my favorites on here.

I mean, Conservationist.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 2:09pm
darkwor said[orig][quote]
on the other hand, bisexuals can't breed, right?


FTW, right here - not baby-making makes up for all the bad dance music and martinis in the world. Teh gheys are OK in my book.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 2:11pm
Also: Gaahl and Rob Halford should make a baby.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 25,2009 2:13pm
darkwor said[orig][quote]
please guys, it's obviously conservationist trolling as how he sees us in his eyes.


So it's really that cut and dry? I believe an RTTP left-wing conspiracy is at play; aiming to subvert the noble cause of our ubermensch in training. When will you learn?!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 2:14pm
DAMN YOU METAL CLINTON



toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 2:38pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
us is the entire board minus conservationist


What a judgmental person he must be. To decide that all of these people who he has never met are in collusion and must be judged, instead of simply battling them with a character who is clearly an analog for a type of belief but not any specific group of people. He sounds like a regressive knuckle-dragging Neanderthal who needs to be incarcerated before he harms anyone, especially our Black Secular Jesus Barack Obama.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 2:41pm
I just blew my nose and somehow got some of it in my eye.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 25,2009 3:20pm
wow mr. typical, you are so well spoken.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 25,2009 3:35pm
Wouldn't it be the de-evolution of the species, since bi-sexuality was very common, normal, and accepted in ancient Greece and Rome?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 25,2009 3:52pm
Culture can evolve too. But the true nature is man+woman=baby.

The human brian is complex even in the average brain.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 25,2009 3:54pm
Damn that human Brian,



toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 4:43pm
moran said[orig][quote]
Wouldn't it be the de-evolution of the species, since bi-sexuality was very common, normal, and accepted in ancient Greece and Rome?


Ancient peoples only knew homosexuality as a replacement for war. The new bisexuals like myself are deconstructing maleness as a symbological identity.


http://www.heroichomosex.com/




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 4:49pm
GAY LIKE VIKING



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 25,2009 4:51pm
manatees rule



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 25,2009 5:10pm
SEA DWARVES ON WAR MANATEES



toggletoggle post by Typical Liberal Emobag at Feb 25,2009 5:44pm
Are you primitive, or bisexual? That's why I'm trying to say. I PM'd you my phone number.



toggletoggle post by corpus_columbine at Feb 25,2009 6:20pm
Typical%20Liberal%20Emobag said[orig][quote]
moran said[orig][quote]
Wouldn't it be the de-evolution of the species, since bi-sexuality was very common, normal, and accepted in ancient Greece and Rome?


The new bisexuals like myself are deconstructing maleness as a symbological identity



you wanna get lamb-roasted by whitman and ginsberg?

NICE!




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