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returntothepit >> discuss >> MARCH 15TH GraveSideService @ AS220 Providence by STLUCI on Feb 3,2009 4:14pm
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toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 3,2009 4:14pm
GraveSideService ~~~~ Pariah ~~~ Born of Cain ~~~~ ashesofthelost

MARCH 15 TH 2009 AS220
115 EMPIRE ST., PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
DOORS OPEN AT 8PM .

http://www.myspace.com/ashesofthelost http://www.myspace.com/pariahri http://www.myspace.com/bornofcainband
http://www.myspace.com/gravesideservice



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 3,2009 4:20pm
mcgunk countdown begins



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 3,2009 4:20pm
in b4 mcgunk



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 3,2009 4:23pm
i was thinking the same thing . how will it take before mcgunk or the "real mcgunk" comes to write paragraph after paragraph of rehatched , rerun , repeated garbage that he makes up ( very creatively i my add ) out of his little head .



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 3,2009 4:33pm
voices of the mcgunk



toggletoggle post by Shank at Feb 5,2009 9:18pm
This should be a good show. The AS200 has killer sound.



toggletoggle post by Shank at Feb 5,2009 9:25pm
Listen boss Ive got a massive wooden shank of doom. All the ladies beg for my massive wooden shank of doom.



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Feb 5,2009 9:26pm
You guys should get Voices of the Dead to open this.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 5,2009 9:39pm
unfortunatly we aren't running this show , and we were asked to be added to this line-up . there are 4 bands presently , i'm bnot sure if the AS220 runs 5 bands in one night . we always play with 3 other bands there . voices of the dead can contact us anytime and we can add them to a show we run .



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 6,2009 5:04pm
Oh for Fucks sake, Do NOT support this band. Shame on the bands on the bill with them. The drummer is a bastard(doesn't know who the father is) the singer is a big fat manipulative piece of shit. They are bad people and will rip you off. They have stolen other bands's gear at shows(just check other RTTP postings for the proof, lots of angry people) The drummer ripped off the owner of the Music Magic store in providence, then snitched on his friends to get himself off. He is a big tall shady and slow monster-goof so watch out for him especially. They now associate with a guitar player that thinks he has some satanic powers and that accuses georgie of corrupting his life with weed, black metal, and traces of death movies. Need I say more? just stay away.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 6,2009 5:06pm
monster-goof



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 5:06pm
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BAND NOW



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toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 6,2009 5:53pm
spacecorpse said[orig][quote]
Oh for Fucks sake, Do NOT support this band. Shame on the bands on the bill with them. The drummer is a bastard(doesn't know who the father is) the singer is a big fat manipulative piece of shit. They are bad people and will rip you off. They have stolen other bands's gear at shows(just check other RTTP postings for the proof, lots of angry people) The drummer ripped off the owner of the Music Magic store in providence, then snitched on his friends to get himself off. He is a big tall shady and slow monster-goof so watch out for him especially. They now associate with a guitar player that thinks he has some satanic powers and that accuses georgie of corrupting his life with weed, black metal, and traces of death movies. Need I say more? just stay away.



why don't you find at least 1 band we have played a show with to verify the stupidity your "making up " ?
i doubt this will be found to be true , stolen gear ? are you that desperate for your cause to be heard ? one post you accuse me of monitoring everyone of your posts as well your website .

#1 it is very difficult not to see a post about me or GraveSideService , becauase you who has nothing better to do except keep tabs always seems to add comments ( real stupid ones ) about us , and brings it to the top of the forum .

#2 we have played with many bands ( many before you were a part of GraveSideService and even more you were a part ) , and we have treated those bands as nothing less than comrades who are out doing what we do . we practice , create and perform . it is obvious that our music cators to a very small market , but it is still commitment and work . find another band we have played with and have them come on this board with you as a "real " account and say we've stole their equipment . or say we were uncourteous , disrespectfull or flat out jerks to other bands . when bands play together , the last thing they should ever have to worry about is another band they are playing with stealing their gear . that is a major insulting accusation to make . we even help other bands bring their gear in , and others have helped us bring our gear in . don't you understand how delusional you are ? just because you are all bidder and hatefull doesn't mean everyone else is as well , stop projecting your false hate .

# 3 you are now accussing us as being theives individually ? our drummer when he was 14 -15 years old stole from a store like millions of other kids at that age normally do at least once in their lives until they get caught and most likely never do it again . he made the mistake of admitting in your presence , when he was a child he stole a few cds .now your making stupid accusation about a 24 year old stealing cds , but you are not mentioning that it was 10 years ago when he was a kid !! who is being manipulative now .

#4 guitar player ??????????? we don't even have one , what the hell are you talking about ? bill left right after our annual halloween show and we have not found another guitar player as of yet . at this point all guitar work ( rhythm and bass for the new cd is being done by ron and brian .
( cause i can't play for shit )

my whole point is i post a show and there you are adding your stupid comments . lets face it what are you trying to do ? make sure people don't go ? believe me we don't need any help there , people aren't go out anyway , and we don't have a big draw . you are wasting your time there . that "los of angry people on rttp are just you ... making up nonsense names and nonsense complains , look at the writting , it exactly sound like the way you talk and write . all you are doing is creating drama and that isn't helping the scene at all .
i've rambled far to long but i needed to address your accusations .
and you know damn well i've never done anything to you, let alone steal from you .



toggletoggle post by M.V. at Feb 6,2009 7:41pm
Nah its okay because when it comes down to it you dont need to cover up for me, this fool is an asinine Jew. When it comes down to it I was always into satanism and extreme shit, this fat poser one day out of the blue comes out after we were partying saying hes not a jew. He was high and fucking stupid hes afraid of me and my collection. Why dont you give me a call georgie. Thought you were moving bitch



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 7:42pm
MCGUNK OR YOU ARE PUSSY



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 6,2009 8:18pm
M.V. said[orig][quote]
Nah its okay because when it comes down to it you dont need to cover up for me, this fool is an asinine Jew. When it comes down to it I was always into satanism and extreme shit, this fat poser one day out of the blue comes out after we were partying saying hes not a jew. He was high and fucking stupid hes afraid of me and my collection. Why dont you give me a call georgie. Thought you were moving bitch


ok , i have no idea who this is speaking . is this a new mcgunk twist ?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 10:48pm
THE THLOT PICKENS



toggletoggle post by spacehead at Feb 6,2009 10:54pm
what the fuck is a spacecorpse? What are you five years old calling yourself some kinda supa hero? Go fuck your mother. Its a corpse only not and its in space floating around because thats what corpses do in space. They all float. hahaha, total faggetry



toggletoggle post by spacehead at Feb 6,2009 10:56pm
Listen I hate gravesidewhatever and I hate mcstupid and I hate all this rttp childsplay but it sounds like you need to grow up spacebrain. Or at least change your name to something more intelligible like big block head.



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:58pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
THE THLOT PICKENS

My vote for "Funniest post of '09".



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 2:00am
hey M.V. I lied about moving at the time in 06 because when you came over to hang and talk music you came off as a total creep who shoots acid into his eyes. I got a real niggardly vibe of ya, so I decided I didn't want anything to do with you so I said I was moving. I really am moving now though, but not before I shit on the fence of monster goofs new house lol. And so what if I were jewish? German jew or any other variation. So was Chuck Schuldiner of Death, gonna argue that he isn't awesome and poops all over your tinny litle black metal schiessebox? But no lol i'm not jewish. I just use a Jewish last name because i'm in a witness protection program after testifying at the trials of many Mafia families in the Rhode Island area so I have lots and lots of experience with these types of people(GravesideService). And I tell you one thing, not for nothing but if these guys continue stealing off of bands and running away with bands money at the end of shows, they are going down. Nobody is gonna take that shit no matter where they play for much longer.



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 2:02am
and Jhon you know exactly who M.V. is, or you SHOULD. He is ron's new black metal buddy who he jammed with a few times already now and him and ron sit around and talk about georgie all the time, about the good old days when black was black and hack was hack.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 7,2009 2:16am
spacecorpse said[orig][quote]
and Jhon you know exactly who M.V. is, or you SHOULD. He is ron's new black metal buddy who he jammed with a few times already now and him and ron sit around and talk about georgie all the time, about the good old days when black was black and hack was hack.


i really have no idea who that is ? we have no guitar player and i'm at every practice , i'd know if there was someone else playing with us . we don't steal other bands money ! wouldn't those victimized bands be on this site at least mentioning it ?



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 11:10am
You take a shit anywhere besides your own mothers face and you will have your ___. Your so fucking stupid you incriminate yourself by stating in black and white with a traceable ip address what you supposedly plan to do. you know my nieces and nephews all live there and you would do something like that and you fuck with people who own Arms. And yes the arms are registered and completely legal (i.e second amendment asshole) so when you try to trespass and try to assault any of my family you will be shot dead in self defense you worthless shit for brains loser. And if you move it will not matter the government is watching you you buffoon. Some of which are councilmen with direct orders to watch you for when you slip up and fuck yourself. Every human being leaves a trail, everyone. Checks are cashed names are changes and traced, address changed supply forms of previous address and identity. Rocky never liked you ever since you targeted his children in bestbuy, nor does anyone else I know. And the next threat that comes from your IP address is going to get sent right over to the police and then you get to see my beautiful face in court again. That is what you want. You had a homosexual attraction to me and you cant get over the fact that I am not gay and had numerous girlfriends and you always had to go home after practice with your five fingers. So every chance you get you log in respond to our post, mind you 3 years after we threw you out of the band, and you bate us all in so you can see us all again. Oh and you fucking children that follow you around and think your so deep and morbid, misanthropic all blindly submit to your stupidity and childish behaviour so if they want to get in on your game they can and you can all be the jocks of metal together because you do your job to keep the underground clean, haha. Thats all your life is? worthless fools. Yeah only death is real right George, how can you prove that statement, thats as foolish as anything else that has ever come out of a metal jocks mouth. Only death is real, haha, and how the fuck so. Okay so the first and second laws of thermodynamics are not real? Well how so? I have seen the proof of the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Take yourself for example. "Energy left to itself will reduce to its lowest state of being (i.e. Entropy)". Now as far as I remember way back when you were trying to play a guitar in the band you got lazier and lazier until you reduced yourself to just eating food and sitting down during practice complaining about how you were dying. You got to the point where you no longer wanted to leave the house and ultimately were losing control of your motor functions. your recticular formation was not receiving and afference/ efference from your peripheral and you ultimately turned gay, not dead. but I will state entropy held true and so did your reducing to a lower common denominator. You did not "Die". and even when you do so you when still do not understand what death is, so how can one say it is the only truth. We can empirically study a change and a degree in kind/change but we cannot observe what else is happening let alone come back and say hey you know what, death is real and this is what it is...We can say that the molecular structure is breaking down and changing in degree and kind, But to what ultimate degree and to what ultimate kind???So when you "hang" with your Metal dudes and jocks and you want to agree on things that are not solid but actually just stagnant static concepts that can never be proven at this point but you establish those theories as a particular in this realm that way you can have some degree of comfort and see that you are not alone and you decide "hey, we can agree on this one thing man", and its this "Only death is real" well hey at least I guess it brings some sort of comfort to your "cult". By the way only cults have absolute followers and you only make friends with absolute followers so if thats what makes you so metal jock, trve and kvlt then so be it. But be aware people have seen your kind since man has established records on other human beings. you are not unique, you are not "misanthropic (i.e super overly used and abused vocab)" and you are not strange. You are also not "dead" to the world because you chose to partake in it every morning when you wake up, brush your teeth, comb your hair. You are not "rich" (i.e. defined as by you) because you work on a token system just like the rest of us, only you are deeper in compliance with the second law of thermodynamics so you do less for your money. You will never do anything you threaten to do because as I have said you fear and fear is at the root of all your posts, threats and and flamboyant jealousy, just as I said in court when the judge looked at you as though your when a child trapped in a full grown mans body. A child who is not willing to accept the future so he hates, and out of embarrassment and fear you lie and state you wish for death and blah blah blah. I one time told you I thought you were an existential thinker like myself and jsut like evry other human but you are not you just think in loops. that is why you have not got past this departure and in your mind it was as bad as a break up. you saw that I was a cool guy someone you could relate to but you misread your feelings and became obsessed with me. I will never feel threatened by you because I know you are just a being liek the rest of us. It is sad that I have to sit here and write an essay to get you to stop being a leech and following our every post but I maybe that is what brings excitement to your life, everyone has their kicks I guess. That is why I agree with scott from Xasthur, "metal is for jocks". I like my metal but I dont share it with anyone and I dont need any reinforcement by crowds etc... Infact I even like hellhammer quit a bit but I am not a follower and I am not a soldier for anyone else therefore I am not a metal jock. I like what entertains me and I move on, if I catch a diamond show or a mayhem show then I am likely to have a good afternoon, but I do not worship and I do not fixate.



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 11:11am
sorry for the long essay and poor gramma but I am sure it isnt worth the time to proof read or read at all for that matter.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 7,2009 12:19pm
WALL OF FUCKING TEXT



toggletoggle post by 5th Grade Teacher at Feb 7,2009 12:41pm
No formatting, horrible grammar and punctuation.
No formal title, name, date, or anything.

I'm sorry brainless corpse, but you are going to have to stay after school and rewrite this.

D+




toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 2:38pm
Yeah man, i'm majorly disappointed in that essay. Not fo nuthin but that sucked some big matzo a meatsaballs. Who is saying Only Death Is Real? That is a saying coined by Hellhammer(the band) and later by Dead from Mayhem. If I ever used it myself it was imitating(for fun) the intro to Live In Leipzig or something around my "friends" M.V. or J.T. haha. I never vlaim to have invented it or anything and I don't think i've ever said it even once in your presence when we were friends. I take your whole "If you ever threaten me again thing" as you being totally delusional because I don't threaten here or anywhere else for that matter. I'm not stupid, i'm not going to self incriminate myself. There's times where i'd like to see you get your ass kicked but you know something? Whenever I catch a new glipse into your troubled, confused mind as was that long, rambling, plagiarised text you wrote above, I feel nothing but pity and empathy for you because it's pathetic. You're really not worth it man and no, you don't know what you're talking about. Same old ron hahaha, you just blurt out a bunch of shit you read in a book or from some website about UFO's and Governmental Conspiracies and you think I or anyone else is impressed? HAH. I live within your mind forever ha ha ha you now regret the day you ever met me, and especially the day I became your enemy because you are tormented with my memories eternally HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH ..... HA HAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAAHHAHAAA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AHAHA . Best prayer you have now is a lobotomy for yourself so you won't remember. And you have to face how you met your girlfriend on a date with me, you're forever going to be tied to me in your history HA HA HAHAH no escape for you! Aaahhh i'm sooooo morbid and deep.



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 2:48pm
And ST LUCI, it's a guy that hangs with Ron as an unnoficial practice when you're not there, that's what I meant. Ron was probably trying him out to join the band. And by the way, whatever happened to that Billy kid? I thought he looked so dedicated wearing all his Inquisition and Mayhem shirts that he picked up on ebay the same day he joined the band...why did he quit? more girlfriend dramas? ha ha ha ha.



toggletoggle post by jvv at Feb 7,2009 2:48pm
hey if u know about the Music magic thing who are you? i thought it was eric that sniched he didnt rip off shit just snitched when we bangd some oops all freaking day in and out of that shithole
ha tho they get props for causing so much people to know who they are regardless of thier music or if its good or bad haha
and ive seen um before



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 3:22pm
Yeah he ripped that guy and countless other people off and no it wasn't when he was 14, it was only about 4-5 years ago this all happened. I think about all the poor businesses that this has affected.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 7,2009 3:24pm



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 7,2009 3:30pm
shame on you brainless corpse for bringing your nieces and nephews into this. Rocky and his kids are still the only members of your family that I respect. Rocky is a real man that works hard to give his kids some nice things and you're just a spineless little punk moocher who causes him and the rest of your family nothing but grief. I've been there when he almost smacked your face for calling his kids white trash when it is really YOU, who is the trash. You and that two timing trick chick you are with. I feel bad that they have such a spineless, heartless uncle like you. I happened to be at Best Buy one night looking at movies when I saw Rocky and the kids there. I didn't go up to them or say anything but they still ended up seeing me. So when I was on my way out of the store, those poor kids waited for me at the exit just to may get to talk to me a little bit so all I said to them was hello and how you doing as I would anybody else nd when they smiled and said good, I was on my way. Those are good kids Ron, and you don't deserve them because they are good hearted and you are just a sleezeball and you will never grow to be a man. You can move out with your girlfriend and mooch off her, have a little hack-job of you own, or whatever else you think you might be doing that qualifies you for the title of a "man" but you are just a little wimp that would even stoop so low as to needlessly worry a hard working guy and some little kids into thinking I am a threat to them. All you wanna do is cause mass hysteria but nobody is gonna listen to it.



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 4:10pm
shows how much you know george, Rocky hates you and I havent been with the same girl for two years and I didnt move out I live at home with a family that cares about me while I get my masters. I am a corpse but lost in space see, I am a spacesorpse. Look I am in a capsule while I float in space, how bout a punch-fongule concoction of poison. And everytime you say fart in the hand you got that from me when I started with the fart in your mouth joke so...This is so 5th grade whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 4:19pm
I just went back and reread this whole thing and you know what it is so ridiculous that Bobo and my uncle Ronnie would love funerals for tea and ties, neck ties Sicilian neck ties. Yeah give me a high five I am high on dope. All you did was say only death is real obsessively and you couldnt back that philosophical statement up nor could the iron milk powder. Doodle-e-dop. Take a shit in the oven back a loaf, take a shit in the oven like a big fat oaf. Wicked steamy dump of satan. Come on George come to our shows we depend on your 5 bucks of doom to help us out with our gas to the show and to pull off criminal heist because we are mafioso. but we like meatballs exclusively not matzo balls thats Hebrew figures you'd be fixated on that Heb Heb Heb, and a ho ho ho. The Mob loves you George just like Jesus and Charlie and how come you weren't born an Italo American you could have been one of our bookies Goddam you we could have had you work atwells but you choose a better more comfortable safe life shreding on guitars and going to Rocky Point and antique stores. Oh Brian says next time he sees you hes gonna give you a high five, your freaked out by Brian huh? haha. You dont talk shit about him because you fear the reaper he says. HAHA



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 4:25pm
I remember when Rocky showed you his gun collection and you nearly shit because you knew you were dealing with the redneck Zombies and when Sil fired his 45 in the back yard and you were afraid of that dam molecular bullet and now I have a killer collection you should come down with me sil rock Brian to the smithfield gun lodge, itd be dam fun. and no of course not, St Luci doesnt need any guns hes in the MOB so his buddies pack heat and no he doesn't cheat on his wife hes got a happy "FAMILY" haha. Why do you always accuse us of being filthy mobsters. You like Mobsters or something. We have never threatened anyone either nor do we have to hurt anyone. We do nothing to noone and you treat us like shit and you made fun of bill so now he has something against you. Dam you just keep racking them all up. Even the guys in Vital threw you out of a show because your trouble. Dam your a real rebel.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Feb 7,2009 4:28pm
ouchy said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
THE THLOT PICKENS

My vote for "Funniest post of '09".


back'd



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 7,2009 4:28pm



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Feb 7,2009 4:29pm
at least it wasnt the slambulance



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 7,2009 4:30pm
spacecorpse said[orig][quote]
I just use a Jewish last name because i'm in a witness protection program after testifying at the trials of many Mafia families in the Rhode Island area so I have lots and lots of experience with these types of people(GravesideService).





toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Feb 7,2009 4:57pm edited Feb 7,2009 5:01pm
Did Castledoomerown write this entire thread?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 7,2009 4:59pm
yes, he wroght it



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Feb 7,2009 5:06pm
Hey you all fucking are shit cool thiller death cunt music ever of shit in the corn yard I like shit I eat shit and flesh all the time and everything else of fucker fuck fucking that mother fucker fuck fuck fuck fuck I know your songs by hard and will know them for everything and for allwayes.. I will song along and everything of that mother fucker fucking shit vomit up my asshole of god eating shit!!. I want everybody to know I worship your music of it being death theatning and of it being sick killing eat sucking meat sucking fucking awsome fucking death fucking metal!!. That fucking rules fucking shit cunt fucker... I love shit eating cunt I want anal sex with every girl fan of you all I like it whene they are only 2 girls at the show!!!. I like it whene all of the guys are their at a sick eating shit vomiting death fucking metal fucking show fucker fucker fucker awsome lets all eat shit together friday night at o'briens and remember I am going to kick and desoryie and drink 10 beers at the chopping block... I will get more drunk then this friday night and all of that fucking shit!!!... And stay your style for a long fucking time intill you fucker are 145 years old and all of that mother fucking shit!!!!!..... I like death metal it is my favrite music ever.. I like all others to but death metal is one of my more favrite kind of music and everything fucking else of that mother fucker mother fucker.. And everybody can e-mail me at anytime!!!. Feel free to e-mail fucking me or I will e-mail one of you on the guessbook and everything else!!!!.... Shiter shiter fucker fuck shiter shiter fuck!!!!. Fucking death fucking metal fucking all fucking the fucking way hell fucking yeah mother fucker!!!!!!!. I like to shit alot in my own bathroom.. It fucking rules.. And I liked the fucknig inerveiw on harder faster last night. It was awsome that you guys wor on thier it made me feel good of a kick ass fucking killer fucking band you guys fucking are... And also I am cool shiter eat cunt fucker... I like the word cunt alot.. I am geting your cd for free from mike shu... He is downloading it or I will get it for free from one of my cool death metal friends and everything else!!!!... I fucking love you cool fuckers fucking eat gay awsome music... Will rock hard friday night okay??. Peace of my cock and eat it good and cut my cock off!!!. Nicholas from Burlington Massachusetts 01803



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 7,2009 5:12pm
anyway : my whole point was that on March 15 th at the AS220 ON Empire ST. in Province RHODE ISLAND , GraveSideService will be playing a show with 3 other bands named :

~~~~ Pariah ~~~ Born of Cain ~~~~ ashesofthelost

i do not know the other bands personally but the music sounds good you can check out there music on myspace

http://www.myspace.com/ashesofthelost http://www.myspace.com/pariahri http://www.myspace.com/bornofcainband
http://www.myspace.com/gravesideservice

i was not asking for the 20 page arguement just advertising for our show , that is it !







toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 7,2009 5:13pm
spacecorpse said[orig][quote]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH ..... HA HAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAAHHAHAAA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AHAHA .

HA HA HAHAH no escape for you! Aaahhh i'm sooooo morbid and deep.



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 5:25pm
Rich your breath smells like shit



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 7,2009 5:29pm
No shit. You're still a faggot. Fight me.



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 5:30pm
no I am afraid of you, you are far to bald and brutal



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 7,2009 5:31pm
FIGHT ME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 5:31pm
I woudl rather fight gg Allan, hes way cooler and gayer



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 7,2009 5:32pm
A PUSSY IS U



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 7,2009 5:33pm
can't we just stick to the subject ?



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 6:03pm
no st. this site is for me to take a dump on I just be shitin my pants and drinking brewsters



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 7,2009 6:09pm
as long as you don't shit i'm me i don't care what you do.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 7,2009 7:09pm



toggletoggle post by brainless corpse at Feb 7,2009 7:19pm
Pires why do you always fart in the mouth???



toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 7,2009 7:34pm
I do what I can sir.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 7,2009 7:54pm
STLUCI said[orig][quote]
as long as you don't shit i'm me i don't care what you do.


THAT MADE ABSOLUTLY NO SENSE !

should read : as long as you don't shit on me , i don't care what you say.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 7,2009 8:03pm
I liked it better the first time.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 7,2009 8:12pm






toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 7,2009 8:23pm
Pigtails? Wow.



toggletoggle post by McGunk.. at Feb 8,2009 2:12pm



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 8,2009 7:47pm
brainless%20corpse said[orig][quote]
shows how much you know george, Rocky hates you and I havent been with the same girl for two years and I didnt move out I live at home with a family that cares about me while I get my masters. I am a corpse but lost in space see, I am a spacesorpse. Look I am in a capsule while I float in space, how bout a punch-fongule concoction of poison. And everytime you say fart in the hand you got that from me when I started with the fart in your mouth joke so...This is so 5th grade whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 8,2009 7:51pm
Rocky doesn't have time to hate me for stuff that doesn't effect him one way or the other. He probably could give 2 shits about you and your pussy-dramas. Why don't you do something positive with your life for a change nd start a white metal band instead of black metal. I have had it with all of you once again and am calling the cops and filing a new complaint tomorrow afternoon. So if you're still in the same place then expect to be served in a day or two. I collected all the evidence of your Mcgunk postings on here and all other aliases and I got a nice stack to bring next time.



toggletoggle post by RTTP_SWAT_TEAM at Feb 8,2009 10:39pm
HE IZ COLLECTIN ALL TEH EVIDENCEZ AND YOUR GOIN TO INTERNETZ JAILZ!!!!!!



GAYSIDE SERVICE IS GONNA GET BEAT DOWN IN TEH PADDYWAGON!!!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Feb 9,2009 11:01am




Bitch and moan, bitch and moan.

Drama!!!

Drama!!!

Drama!!!



toggletoggle post by spacecorpse  at Feb 9,2009 4:52pm
Give em the tazer yeah! THE TAZER!!! yeah yeah



toggletoggle post by HI BILLY MAYS HERE /w LOVELY MANDY BLAKE at Feb 9,2009 11:58pm
HI RETURN TO THE PIT,

BILLY MAYS HERE ON BEHALF OF PPL WHO FIND MCGUNK DISTASTEFUL YET FIND HAL TURNER WICKED AWESOME AND A VOICE OF THE COMMON MAN. I ALSO FUCKING HATE GRAVESIDESERVICE ON GENERAL PRINCIPAL ALONE. THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU HASIDIC FUCK DWEEBS.

ST. LUCI FLAVA IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CORKY DOWNS SYNDROME VERSION OF DANNY DEVITO GETS STRUCK BY A RIPTA BUS AND IS PLACED UNCEREMONIOUSLY UNDER A WALT'S ROASTBEEF HEATLAMP FOR SEVENTEEN HOURS. I ALSO HEAR HE'S A KIKEJEW WITH A MAD TIGHT CA$H MACHINE FETISH. I'M ALSO HERE FOR SHAMWOW. BUY ONE OF THESE THINGS YOU FUCKING KIKE BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE OVEN. GODDAMN PENGUIN.

RON. HE'S A FUCKING CRIMINAL MINDED WOP WHO WILL STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE HE FAILS AT ARMED ROBBERY AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI ON HIS FUCKING PROPANE POWERED HIBACHI. THIS COLOSSUS OF A JEW ALSO REBUFFED HANDSOME SPACECORPSE'S AMOROUS AND SULTRY ADVANCES, THUS MAKING HIM HOMOGAY 4 EVER AND EVER. FUCKING OXYCLEAN. BUY THAT SHIT YOU GODDAMN HEEB BEFORE I FEED YOU TO MY MOP DOG, MR. MANGALA. GODDAMN FUCKING MUTT I SHOULD SELL TO THE GLUE FACTORY.

BRIAN IS SOME HOMELESS FAGGOT JEW THAT WEARS RAGS HE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF ROUTE 2 AND HE GOT THROWN OFF THE OLD GRAY WHISTLE TEST ONCE BECAUSE HE FAILED TO KEEP TEMPO WITH THAT OLD FAT JEW AL FUCK STEWERT BECAUSE HES TOO FUCKING SLOW. HES ALSO A KIKE. MY MANLY BEARD IS FULL OF FUCKING NUTRIENTS AND WIN AND IT CAN KICK YOUR ASS. BUY SOME OXYCLEAN YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT FAG.

SPACECORPSE IS NOT A WOP, BUT A SECRET JEW WHO GETS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED AT THE SIGHT OF CHICKS WITH DICKS. HE'S AN UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF JEW WHO'S FATHER SENDS CHECK TO KEEP TO HIM AWAY FROM HIM. HE'LL NEVER LEAVE EG, SO WHO FUCKING CARES. I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE INTO THIS ORANGE-GLO TUB BEFORE YOU BUY IY, YOU FAGS. KISS MY ASS.

RECAPITULATION YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES: ANYONE THAT'S EVER BEEN OR WILL BE IN GRAVESIDESERIVCE IS A FUCKING FAG FOREVER.

NOW BUY A FUCKING SNUGGIE, YOU FUCKING RTTP JEWS.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2009 1:26am
Now that's the quality of trolling I expect to see around here. Gold star!



toggletoggle post by scumfuck at Feb 10,2009 8:34am
honestly this thread sucks, way too many words, needs moar pictures



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Feb 10,2009 4:35pm
what is this shit ? another mcgunk with a nazi twist ?
irrelivent to the subject and totally rehearsed . in short ....lame !



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 10,2009 4:47pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Now that's the quality of trolling I expect to see around here. Gold star!


Backed. A++. I have no idea what's going on in this thread.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 11,2009 5:23am
scumfuck said[orig][quote]
honestly this thread sucks, way too many words, needs moar pictures

























toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 11,2009 5:41am
brainless%20corpse said[orig][quote]
You take a shit anywhere besides your own mothers face and you will have your ___.


YOU HEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKER? YOU WILL HAVE YOUR _____. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING ____ OR ELSE HE WILL GET ON YOUR ____ AND ____ YOUR ____.



toggletoggle post by MCGUNK2 at Feb 11,2009 5:56am
I used to play mad libs and those books are really boring and terrible now



toggletoggle post by MCGUNK2 at Feb 11,2009 6:36am



toggletoggle post by MCGUNK2 at Feb 11,2009 6:40am
brainless%20corpse said[orig][quote]
You take a shit anywhere besides your own mothers face and you will have your ___. Your so fucking stupid you incriminate yourself by stating in black and white with a traceable ip address what you supposedly plan to do. you know my nieces and nephews all live there and you would do something like that and you fuck with people who own Arms. And yes the arms are registered and completely legal (i.e second amendment asshole) so when you try to trespass and try to assault any of my family you will be shot dead in self defense you worthless shit for brains loser. And if you move it will not matter the government is watching you you buffoon. Some of which are councilmen with direct orders to watch you for when you slip up and fuck yourself. Every human being leaves a trail, everyone. Checks are cashed names are changes and traced, address changed supply forms of previous address and identity. Rocky never liked you ever since you targeted his children in bestbuy, nor does anyone else I know. And the next threat that comes from your IP address is going to get sent right over to the police and then you get to see my beautiful face in court again. That is what you want. You had a homosexual attraction to me and you cant get over the fact that I am not gay and had numerous girlfriends and you always had to go home after practice with your five fingers. So every chance you get you log in respond to our post, mind you 3 years after we threw you out of the band, and you bate us all in so you can see us all again. Oh and you fucking children that follow you around and think your so deep and morbid, misanthropic all blindly submit to your stupidity and childish behaviour so if they want to get in on your game they can and you can all be the jocks of metal together because you do your job to keep the underground clean, haha. Thats all your life is? worthless fools. Yeah only death is real right George, how can you prove that statement, thats as foolish as anything else that has ever come out of a metal jocks mouth. Only death is real, haha, and how the fuck so. Okay so the first and second laws of thermodynamics are not real? Well how so? I have seen the proof of the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Take yourself for example. "Energy left to itself will reduce to its lowest state of being (i.e. Entropy)". Now as far as I remember way back when you were trying to play a guitar in the band you got lazier and lazier until you reduced yourself to just eating food and sitting down during practice complaining about how you were dying. You got to the point where you no longer wanted to leave the house and ultimately were losing control of your motor functions. your recticular formation was not receiving and afference/ efference from your peripheral and you ultimately turned gay, not dead. but I will state entropy held true and so did your reducing to a lower common denominator. You did not "Die". and even when you do so you when still do not understand what death is, so how can one say it is the only truth. We can empirically study a change and a degree in kind/change but we cannot observe what else is happening let alone come back and say hey you know what, death is real and this is what it is...We can say that the molecular structure is breaking down and changing in degree and kind, But to what ultimate degree and to what ultimate kind???So when you "hang" with your Metal dudes and jocks and you want to agree on things that are not solid but actually just stagnant static concepts that can never be proven at this point but you establish those theories as a particular in this realm that way you can have some degree of comfort and see that you are not alone and you decide "hey, we can agree on this one thing man", and its this "Only death is real" well hey at least I guess it brings some sort of comfort to your "cult". By the way only cults have absolute followers and you only make friends with absolute followers so if thats what makes you so metal jock, trve and kvlt then so be it. But be aware people have seen your kind since man has established records on other human beings. you are not unique, you are not "misanthropic (i.e super overly used and abused vocab)" and you are not strange. You are also not "dead" to the world because you chose to partake in it every morning when you wake up, brush your teeth, comb your hair. You are not "rich" (i.e. defined as by you) because you work on a token system just like the rest of us, only you are deeper in compliance with the second law of thermodynamics so you do less for your money. You will never do anything you threaten to do because as I have said you fear and fear is at the root of all your posts, threats and and flamboyant jealousy, just as I said in court when the judge looked at you as though your when a child trapped in a full grown mans body. A child who is not willing to accept the future so he hates, and out of embarrassment and fear you lie and state you wish for death and blah blah blah. I one time told you I thought you were an existential thinker like myself and jsut like evry other human but you are not you just think in loops. that is why you have not got past this departure and in your mind it was as bad as a break up. you saw that I was a cool guy someone you could relate to but you misread your feelings and became obsessed with me. I will never feel threatened by you because I know you are just a being liek the rest of us. It is sad that I have to sit here and write an essay to get you to stop being a leech and following our every post but I maybe that is what brings excitement to your life, everyone has their kicks I guess. That is why I agree with scott from Xasthur, "metal is for jocks". I like my metal but I dont share it with anyone and I dont need any reinforcement by crowds etc... Infact I even like hellhammer quit a bit but I am not a follower and I am not a soldier for anyone else therefore I am not a metal jock. I like what entertains me and I move on, if I catch a diamond show or a mayhem show then I am likely to have a good afternoon, but I do not worship and I do not fixate.



did anyone actually read this shit? This is the most insane thing I have ever read.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 11,2009 8:45am
It comes out to a 3 and a half page essay, double-spaced and with no header.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 11,2009 7:38pm
I can't even look at this thread without laughing. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 12,2009 5:56am



toggletoggle post by Adrienne Barbeau at Mar 2,2009 10:27am
Doesn't gravesideservice do it for only free food and shoving things up their ass.



toggletoggle post by Adrienne Barbeau at Mar 2,2009 10:29am
maybe they shove free food up their ass.



toggletoggle post by McGunk.. at Mar 2,2009 11:34am
I am more well known than GraveSideService. I hope they are happy now.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Mar 4,2009 5:11pm
and speaking of .. don't forget the show is coming . and if you don't like GraveSideService there will be 3 other bands there all very competant in there music . enjoy !!

GraveSideService ~~~~ Pariah ~~~ Born of Cain ~~~~ ashesofthelost

MARCH 15 TH 2009 AS220
115 EMPIRE ST., PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
DOORS OPEN AT 8PM .

http://www.myspace.com/ashesofthelost http://www.myspace.com/pariahri http://www.myspace.com/bornofcainband
http://www.myspace.com/gravesideservice



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Mar 6,2009 5:21pm
still going on ...

GraveSideService ~~~~ Pariah ~~~ Born of Cain ~~~~ ashesofthelost

MARCH 15 TH 2009 AS220
115 EMPIRE ST., PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
DOORS OPEN AT 8PM .

http://www.myspace.com/ashesofthelost http://www.myspace.com/pariahri http://www.myspace.com/bornofcainband
http://www.myspace.com/gravesideservice





toggletoggle post by Bumpity Bump Bump at Mar 16,2016 7:01pm
spacecorpse said[orig][quote]
And by the way, whatever happened to that Billy kid?





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