As most of you know, February is Black History Month. To commemorate his black culture and heritage, Horrif'diments guitfiddler Eliot "Dr. Huxtable's Illegitimate Funk Child" Bayless has recorded a 9 minute plus epic musical journey. Aptly titled "Eliot's Musical Masturbation Massacre," you will hear this audio gangsta in all of his glory via drums, guitar, bass, scat vocals, your mom jokes, nutrition facts, schizophrenia, late night boredom and racial slurs/comments. This shit is retarded.
Haha, there will be much more where this came from. Including real songs, whenever we fucking feel like it.
post by Lamp nli at Feb 3,2009 5:39pm
The promise in your Myspace is making me want to go to a Horrifying Condiments show so bad, just to bring my guitar and slide and make super distorted ugliness.
You'll have your chance eventually as soon as I'm back in MA...and provided you'd ever be back in New England. We'll have videos of our real shit posted soon enough so you can see what we're really like.
post by Lamp nli at Feb 3,2009 5:44pm
I think there's a possibility I may be back in New England shortly...
Sick deal dude; I'll be in Delaware until April 10th, so hopefully shortly after that HC will have some more shows.
post by Lamp nli at Feb 3,2009 5:51pm
I still haven't decided yet. All I know right now is my company can't afford to keep everybody on during February and March and in the meantime I was thinking of going back up and living with my mom until April when I could come back here and take my job back. Whether or not I move back up at all or move back down once I move back up remains to be seen.
I still need to have Matt email that to me. I feel like setting up a MySpace account just for all the random shit we have recorded aside from the music.
