But I jack off at least three times a day in my shorts. I went to take a piss earlier and the smell from my crotch almost made me pass out.

Crust.

I've been telling myself I should really take a shower everyday for a few weeks now. I'll get there. I'll get there.

mmmmm I love that smell!

my brain just puked

You'll need one of these....

Nah I just shave and it's almost like a shower. It's the hair that makes you smell, few know this.

every dog knows that

ARMPITS
ASSHOLE
CROTCH
and TEETH

R.I.P. - G.C.

haha, I thought of that bit after making this thread.

i think of that bit every time i oversleep or am too lazy to shower

one of my friends told me recently that he didn't like george carlin. i was disappointed.

Not like George Carlin? That's like not liking eating.

You mean some asshole dickbag you thought was your friend.

I don't take people seriously when they don't like Carlin.. It's like believing in the Easter bunny, or being Catholic.

i dont remember the last time i showered either.. i think it was saturday morning.. the only thing that smells on me is my hair.. and it smells horrible.

I bet if you did a sit up you'd tell a different story.

lol

Im sure this person only says that just cause they found one or two of his jokes way too offensive for their taste. They should learn how to lighten up and take a joke, its just words.

HIYO

is it heresy for me to say that I don't dig carlin very much?

No it just makes you a faggot.

yes, yes it does.

personally i dont like any of his older stuff, anything from the 80's and before. Me and my family still make references to his show he did around the time of september 11th cause it was just fucking classic.

you sir, are a man among men, up until saturday morning I think the last time I showered was tuesday night, I prefer not to discuss the odor of my balls

I'm not sure what that is, but I just masturbated furiously until the towel was bloody.

Yeah I'm cooler than the rest of you faggots I knew that already. Go get killed, cunts.

if you need someone to sniff you, im totally there.