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returntothepit >> discuss >> I want them lyrics to that Land on My Boner song by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Feb 1,2009 7:00pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 1,2009 7:00pm
It was pretty funny.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 1,2009 7:05pm
Don't fall. You'll land on a cock.

From conception to departure
We shall all land on a cock
From birth to death we're breathing cocks
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock
Flower cock
Statistics of cocks and dicks
Dicks six six dicks

From birth to death we fellate dinosaur babies
Flowering into, land on a cock

We are all dead
Landing on cocks, landing on cocks
Fellate a dinosaur
Baby made of dicks
Dick baby covered in dicks, dicks, dicks
Land on a cock!

Landing on cocks over the nation
I land on cocks, I land on cocks
I land on cocks with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
I've got labia babies
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock, land on a cock
Land on a cock with my pussy lips
Hanging low from my knees to my toes
We are destined to land on a cock
I like fellating baby crisco
Eating mozzarella with Sisqo
I put on my thong for him
And then I land on his cock
With my pussy lips hanging low

Land on a cock



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 1,2009 7:20pm
Amazing



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 1,2009 7:21pm
I would like to shake the hand of the man who wrote these lyrics.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 1,2009 7:22pm
his middle name is fucking



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 1,2009 7:29pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
I would like to shake the hand of the man who improvised these lyrics.


fixed



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2009 8:09am



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Feb 2,2009 8:26am
LOL@that video



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 2,2009 8:31am
My girlfriend is already seriously sick of the entire concept of landing on cocks, and I've owned this CD for just over 24 hours.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 2,2009 10:21am
HAHAHA, I am so glad MSD decided to post this video when I told him not to way back when the music was supposed to be for a "secret" project.

To give some background info:

After TYAG was dropped from Siege Of Amida/Ferret, Mike, Eliot and I decided it was best to use the music we wrote for a new project that is still unnamed and WILL come out at some point this year, tentatively. We went into the studio to record 6 songs in a weekend and got everything done but the vocals. The night before recording vocals I had definitely blown my voice out screaming my head off at the At The Gates show. After doing 5 or 6 sound checks at 4:00 AM, there was no way to get decent vocals down on record, but I refused to leave without having vocals recorded in some way shape, or form.

Land On A Cock was the culmination of several inside jokes and improvisation based on the REAL lyrics for the song...which is why it may look like I'm reading those retarded lyrics off of my computer, haha.

Glad everyone digs it. This song will never die.



toggletoggle post by sever nli at Feb 2,2009 10:24am
Any song that includes fellating dinosaurs is win



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2009 10:24am
you guys should use the unused TYAG stuff for composted instead of having 85 bands. consilidate, motherfuckers.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2009 10:27am
that is not sound advise. All financial planners tell you to diversify.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 2,2009 10:37am
We were actually thinking about using it for Composted, but it's way too different and we probably wouldn't ever play it live aside from Land On A Cock.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 2,2009 10:44am
Those lyrics are genius. They make so much sense, yet none at all.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 2,2009 10:53am
See, I come from the mean streets and life is hard like a cock, and sometimes you just gotta land on that shit. With your pussy lips. Hang them shits low.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2009 11:04am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that is not sound advise. All financial planners tell you to diversify.
you got to diversify your assets, nigga!



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