who's attending this shit show? And what instruments are y'all bringing for the horrifying condiments set? I'm bringing my trumpet and a super secret instrument no one knows about. And NO it's not my vibrating dildo.

i will be in attendance. can't wait to meet all of you dudes.

I need to locate my slide whistle and walmart electronic superfuntime guitar

i have an orchestral whistle that is LOUD, REALLY FUCKING LOUD. I'll bring that lol

Bring it! Bring everything terrible!

blow your eardrums out

I'll be there with a car full of faggots.

I'm also setting up my distro (200 CDs or so) and will have TYAG/Archaeon merch and will be selling shit for Composted.

Reimroc, I'm the Horrifying Condiments vocalist and Composted guitarist. Come say hello, and bring the loudest shit ever. I want to see EVERYONE up front and on stage for HC. This party needs to get kicked off right. Cannot wait.

I will be late to this so I'm missing HC which I will be weeping like a woman for years to come. :'( hehe

bongtits.

I have bass duties in Horrifying Condiments and in Boarcorpse. Say hi if I don't know you, and even if I do.

singing for HYEO, so yea, I'll make.....

....now if you're asking if I'm gonna make it out of the show alive....that's an entirely different question

These faggots, do they make noises when the wind rushes by their gaping bungholes? Something akin to wind chimes??

....or when you blow into the opening of a bottle...

Rape whistles!

how far is it from the palladium to club oasis?

Rev, I think it's very close. I've been told it's right off Main St.

"THAR SHE BLOWS!" <3 C. Ahab

will do


you can call me garret btw as that is my real name

also i hear theres a parking lot across the street from this place but if it fills or you don't want to park there you can always park at the DCU center. i forget how much that costs though.

no one is going to the unearth show rev. So just come to this show.

Our Garret is an Awesome Garret

fun > unearth

SAY NO TO FUN

since the flood is doing a one time reunion/last show with the original line up. yeah, like I can miss that one.

myself and the rest of Dom will be there

I'm willing to bet that they will play another show within the next year.

and I'm willing to bet I will be there.

FIGHT YOUR FUTURE SELF OR YOU'RE A PUSSY

I'll be there slugging beers at the door

IM WILLING TO BET OR YOURE A PUSSY

Thanks to a certain person, I will no longer be attending as planned. Instead, I will play the Composted CD on repeat all night.

Reverend, please take pictures of this. This Horrifying condiments band sounds like the most fun I've heard of in a while.

I have a harmonica

DOES ANYONE HAVE AN AIR HORN?

UH OH COMPETITION

SYMPHONY OF DISTORTION

FIGHT ME OR YOURE A PUSSY. also, I have the CDs from Hepi nigga.

I'd bring my mandolin if I could!

oh man! I have a mandolin that I also can't get in time for this.

and if I could blow the shofar I would bring that too haha! (and that would be totally sacrilegious too!)

I need to get back to playing mandolin. One of the few instruments that I could play decently after a short period of time haha.

Too bad this isn't at Ralph's - we could just drive a train into the joint and use that whistle.

I'd go; but I will be making a guest appearance on the Tim & Eric Show in Boston. Hope it's a good show

guest appearence eh??

Rev you're a faggot for missing this. Between Horrif'diments and Composted, you'll be missing fucking history. You are so not in the will.

INHERITENCE FAIL

SRSLY.

i am drumming for HORRIFYING & BOARCORPSE. come say hi, look for sparklee purple drums.

i can't wait for this. i wish it was closer so i could walk but i'll deal. i am way too broke to drink at the bar, so car bar it is.

oh... cah bah... i get it.

lol seriously dood, you surprise me.

i often suprise myself sir.. (cah bah had not been said in context, at least not that i read, before this post... so fuckya. kthnx.)

damn, didnt think he'd actually send the cds. ive been cautious as hell with indonesian trades ever since hahahah.

lol someone need a nap

someone need a job.

OH SNAP!

and what sucks is i totally bitched him out like a day before i received them.

no snappin required that's just a plain ole troof

I JUST BOUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING AIRHORN.

Someone should eat a lot of beans or something fart producing, and then you guys should mic that person's butt and then have them fart during the Horrifying Condiments set!

OH LAWDY YES

Shit is going to be off the proverbial hook.

the air horn was my super secret instrument! Alas, I have come up with something better

Pires...I'm so sorry.

We can have as many as we want.

so i can set off fireworks at this shit right.

idea:

Dueling Banjos...as played on two airhorns

FTW

i would advise against that.

There's room for some fun song titles here:

"Spring in Bloom: Etude in D minor for two air horns and a death metal band"

Hahahahaha...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

seriously i only got like a five pack of ones i bought in Indiana over the summer.

what if i brought them and they just go off on their own.

i dunno i'm just tryin to make it so we can possibly book more shows there. i'm thinkin fireworks may prevent that ...however the parking lot may prove a usefull setting for such activities. but you didnt hear that from me.

well yeah i wasnt trying to set shit off inside just blow shit up in color

haha well i can never underestimate the craziness of posters on this board.

that literally made me lol

i aim to please.

I wouldn't ever try to underestimate the craziness.

Imacummin.

you sir are a rollercoaster of fun

oh noez, wait huh

i was trying to say that you are the rollercoaster of fun

who the hell are you

i'll be there but have to leave for like an hour around 9. who's playing that slot?

broken cross i believe

sorry dude...gotta do the acoustic thing at the lucky dog for a lil bit.

if it's any consolation i think we're learning jessica rabbit's version of "why don't you do right"

jessica rabbit is so hot.

Can i bring a gun to this?

only civil war canons will be allowed entry

ill trade you.

dave is making a drunken thread all over boarcorpses set.

you missed dave doing holy diver karaoke style. And also falling down during hivesmasher. And also singing along to patience by gnr. Clearly overshadowing the actual guy who was doing it.

I still really wanna do blow with Dave someday to show him what it's like to be a man

if dave maggot updated his facebook it would say dave maggot is minnie rich horror.

composted know the key to a good show. or is that keyboard...

YEah he is

as a software engineer, composted's set is sort of like the holocaust to me and my people.

dysentery's on. funs over. this show is all rttp people. crazy.

Oh my! The internets iz shut down.

clearly.

holy shit. fuck the internet.

I was locked out of my place in the cold for 30 minutes knocking on windows (the front door to the build was locked and there are no keys to it). Pictures will take a while.

what a great show. It was very strange though, all the pit people that rev was mentioning were coming up and introducing themselves, and no one looked as i imagined that they would. At least the people i haven't met. I expected YETI to be much harry-er.

Well, it was the most fun i've had at a show in a while. Lots of people showed up, and the bands killed it.

Will from DYSENTERY was scary. He was being nice to me, and he was still kinda scary.

Aaron from HIVESMASHER found my phone after I made an ass out of myself doing a spinkick and right when i walked up to grab it from him, he hucked it back accross the room.... then a drunken mosher stomped on it.. brutal.

and we have video. Good godamn video at that. We have the HORRIFYING set, the BOARCORPSE set, and the COMPOSTED "set"... which was hilarious. COMPOSTED is one of the funniest bands ever..

***We will post all of the sets over the next couple days. (in this thread)

The real star of the night was my drums. They (parts of them) played with 4bands. HORRIFYING/BROKEN CROSS/HIVESMASHER/BOARCORPSE.. who else played FOUR sets at this show? Eliot played 3, so that's almost as good, but not quite.

I keep thinking about fucking T.Cruise...

And Marks' rap was one of the funniest things i have ever been a part of on stage.... and the trumpet... and the Jews' Harp... i laughed the whole time i played.

who ever it was that said dave would fall off stage was wrong.
he kept falling onto the stage not off of.

When Dave get's drunk he DOES resemble a smaller RHorror, but one that I'm much less afraid of.

well, i guess eliot played 2, or 2 and 1/2 sets... maybe...

depends what your definition of is is.

i can't even tell you how much i love seeing pics from a show. Neato.
good pictures are good.

thank you to everyone for all the kind words last night! it was great meeting so many new RTTP'ers and have people actually enjoy our set. the first four bands were TOUGH acts to follow up.
Thanks to everyone who bough merch, it's going to help get more(since we's broke).

To all the boys in Broken Cross, Dysentery, HYEmpty Orchestra, Psytoxia, Horrifying Condiments/Composted, and Boarcorpse; you all fucking killed last night!

that was one of the many highlights of the night

composted played a rockband set?

Who's the dude going over the railing here? I can't remember if I slammed into him or if I'm reaching out to stop him from falling... haha...

LOL:

during Composted's "set," somewhere, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs had tears in their eyes

it was basically death metal karaoke

Loud airhorn was loud.

cleanup in aisle slam

HIYOOOO!

Front page? hehe

hahaha i think that is my singer mike

haha I think you're right

Mike is a br00tal dude

yes, yes he is.

I lost internet and then fell asleep after being locked out of my place for 30+ minutes.

haha my friend jess just called to tell me that she' found multiple keyboard letters in her dress. she was the one moshing furiously with Dave maggot.

moshing in a dress.. what could go wrong.
moshing in a moomoo... what will be en vogue in a few years as dudes we larger, but still want to rage.

^^ that was poetic ^^

Ouch man. That sucks!

HEY WHOS GOING TO THIS CAN I GET A RIDE?

This was a massively epic show and I'm happy to have been a part of it. Good bands and a helluva lotta fun.

I'm sure I met several people from here and I had no idea who you were, so hello random rttp'ers who I met.

I'm happy I could finally put my jew harp skills to some good use.

Jesus, I tearin it up. Literally.

AMAZING

thre are people posting about this show that I didn't see there.

anyone else notice that the last 1/2 of borecorpse's set was much more soulful?

it was only fitting that it was at the beginning of black history month also.

WRONG. I looked at my timestamps and they stopped healthily before BHM.

boarcorpse's colorwheel went from pastey to off-white.

thanks for ruining my thunder captain bringdown... where are the hivesmasher pictures? oh yeah. you were to busy making out with the hot topic tweens.

is there anything finer?

actually. I envy you.

are those kiss me eyes?

Of course they are schnookums

homolicious

i was so amazed by your grizzly beard last night

you mean gross. I grow the worst beard. also hearing your description of your hair status was confusing as fizzle.

haha i dont even remember explaining it. but, i was trying to shave the sides off so i could grow it out better without having hair poofy like the girls in that band vixxen. that didnt work too well. so i was gonna just make a mohawk for the show. i tried to make it even, but my mystery dent made it effed up looking so i said screw it haha

I took a couple of videos of Composted's epic awesomeness. I'll post them when I get home from work later tonight.

sweeeeet

hmm... videos... im working on a way for others to link their photos into my photos. maybe I should put in videos too.

My new digital camera takes pretty good videos. It can record up to half an hour.

[Feb 1,2009 6:12pm - the_reverend]
hmm... videos... im working on a way for others to link their photos into my photos. maybe I should put in videos too.

yes.

videos- well, like i said, we were putting them in correct format, and editing them today, hopefully i will have HORRIFYING/BOAR/COMPOST videos up within a couple days.

And yeah, we can't wait till our color wheel is like that all the time. It's lame only having him do 3 out of 5 songs, but he just doesn't know all of them yet, and we really wanted to play this. We will have a finished demo, and he will know all songs by mid-march.

HORRIFYING- after talking to the peeps today, i believe that was just the beginning. There will be plenty more HORRIFYING to come.

Photos in MY photos? It's more likely than you think!

who likes backslash keys?

Dave wouldn't take the ketchup!

Oh snap.

I'll be posting some videos whenever I have some time (never?) I also have Dave Maggot Holy Diver karaoke goodness to post.

HA i have no memory of ketchup at all. i wouldve totally covered myself in that shit. if i was just a lil less drunk.

Here are the videos from my camera.


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ha cant wait to see this vids when i get home

lulz all around

i have little recollection of this event. but what i do remember kicks ass. i remember Horrifying Condiments, but after that the memories are hazy. by Dysentery i really don't know what i was doing. i do remember helping Grant back to his merch table after he was shell-shocked in the pit, but i don't remember what band it was, what happened, or what i said to him.

wow, apparently i was right next to the stage during Dysentery. i don't remember that at all. nor do i remember the Rev being there. or Tom in a tequila bottle.

Yeah, the only reason i remember such things is because i was playing near the end so i couldn't drink too much..

i decided to get very drunk very quickly towards the end of the night

well, you were a bottle of tequila after all........you had to be drunk

ha i almost cracked my bottle and leaked out on the floor