well, cabs are a given, and i can't speak for the rest of the guys but, i play terrible on other people's drums. I wouldn't mind letting other drummer/drummers use my shells/stands/cymbals if they want, maybe just switch the pedals? Would that work? They're real nice drums.
and if not, i bet we would woudln't mind starting 5-10 minutes early, or shaving off a song from the set. Not tryin to be difficult, but i am not capable of doing our stuff justice on foreign gear. It's kinda like hookers.. when i fuck one that I've seen for a while, and that gives me a good time for my money (even free anal sometimes) i always perform well. When it's some whore whose asshole i've never even licked, I just won't have that "gusto".
The sellout success of this show will be a total failure. THINK OF THE GRIND SCENE IN BOSTON [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ such a thing even existing], MAAAAAAAAAAAN.
nah it was all people getting shot, public executions, bad car accidents, and shit.......it was funny though cause smack dab in the middle of the video was an orgy that broke out at a 2 Live Crew show
Big ups to Jimcorpse for printing out color flyers and bringing some grub for the touring bands.
Big ups to Mr. Horror Esquire the 3rd, for giving us shows. by the way, i was thinking about smoking a bunch of meat for Pigsty and Jig-Ai, and maybe making some sort of potato dish as well. sound legit.
Which is something that whenever i hear it spoken, i realize it's either time for me to leave, or time to:
get jiggy wit it.....
which is similar to:
Wanna inject that slut wit our mixed milk smoothie?
Which is just like:
You got the duct tape?
Which is almost as fun as:
You got the duct tape, Chinese tumblers, and depressing clowns?
Which always ends with:
Yes, i can drive you to the hospital, but only after we find a way to get your dick out of her ear.... and all those dildos outta her ass.
Which is sometimes followed with:
God, we sure do have a good time for a drummer and a bunch of priests.
Which is a saying that if i had a dollar every time i said it, i wouldn't be posting on this silly website, i would be paying for more depressing clowns, tumblers, and whores.
Big ups to Jimcorpse for printing out color flyers and bringing some grub for the touring bands.
Big ups to Mr. Horror Esquire the 3rd, for giving us shows. by the way, i was thinking about smoking a bunch of meat for Pigsty and Jig-Ai, and maybe making some sort of potato dish as well. sound legit.
I'm sure they'd love it, or any other food we can shovel into their Czech faces.
bump for being super excited for this show. Last time we got to play with Revocation we were (ouch), and we had so much fun it was silly. I am sure this will be even better.
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at May 16,2009 1:43pm
Woah, this event was featured (though briefly) in the Weekly Dig!
Oh cool, badass! If anyone can grab me a copy, I'd love to put that up on my wall along with all the other news items from my shows. Thanks!
post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at May 16,2009 5:18pm
"Czech Republic metalheads Pigsty are confusing in the best way possible. One moment, they're double-bass drumming their way through verse after verse; the next, they're tinkering around with some early Dillinger Escape Plan-like noodling. They even keep the vocals melodic (well, relatively) without sacrificing aggression. Watch them play Great Scott with another Czech band with a really hard to read name logo, also with local recent-Relapse-signed Revocation."
post by boblovesmusic@thecoolidge at May 16,2009 5:19pm
I'd guess that anything that happened after 10 PM last night is a complete mystery to me. Other than apparently I DLed the entire Pantera catalog and watched a bunch of Stone Cold Steve Austin videos.
MarkFuckingRichards Said:
"Luckily work told me I only have to work until 3 tomorrow, so I am fucking there! Thank tha lawd!"
Yeah well, my work decided to keep me until 5 today instead of the 1pm that was previously agreed upon so i won't have time to cook for the sexy czech bands, guess they're gettin pizza.
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.
The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.
He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.
Yeah, they ended up going to just one place. I tried to find you to tell you to just go home and that they were all set but you were nowhere to be found.
If I say anything more than fuck this show in regards to tonight I will have to punch the shit out of this computer. So, fuck this show.
