So, I'm driving in to work this morning, and I'm packing a one-hitter because it's Friday, and also because fuck it, right? Unfortunately, the feeble capacity of the piece is completely clogged with copious amounts of resin. I attempt to blow it out, and the thing shoots a syrupy resin loogey onto my hand. I wipe this off on a napkin (story of my life, amirite?), blow the rest of it out into said napkin, pack it, smoke it, etc.. I get to work, and only an hour later do I realize that I've been walking around with a nice fat resin spatter smeared down the front of my shirt. Staff meeting at 1:30. IS THIS WIN? (Y/N)

lol /win

absolutely Y

Epic win/Epic fail

I can not function on weed.

going to a meeting ON WEED

Or vice versa.

There's a company down here that I see trucks for occasionally called "Weed Man", obviously they're talking about the other kind of weed but best company name ever, seriously.

The company would be better if it was ON WEED

I drool'd

confirmed

SMOKE YOUR RESIN-SHIRT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.

I CAN'T FIND THE CARB