fenderwnt149 (9:44:06 PM): rich did you know that youre cool?
Cowmaximus (9:44:16 PM): GRANT IM THE BALLS
Cowmaximus (9:44:20 PM): ARE U SERIOUS
fenderwnt149 (9:44:25 PM): YER THE SIKEST
Cowmaximus (9:44:30 PM): You and all your playmates wanna be me dont lie
Cowmaximus (9:44:32 PM): Dont front
Cowmaximus (9:44:50 PM): Its cool Ill show you where to get the 5 dollaw blowjobs on Purchase Street I dont care
fenderwnt149 (9:45:09 PM): well shit
Cowmaximus (9:45:32 PM): You come down to New Bedford Ill show you some good times
Cowmaximus (9:45:34 PM): All illegal
Cowmaximus (9:45:40 PM): So dont tell mom or no more whores
fenderwnt149 (9:46:52 PM): MOM IM GOING TO NEW BEDFORD WITH A STRANGE MAN
fenderwnt149 (9:46:53 PM): BAIII
Cowmaximus (9:47:33 PM): How old is mom?
fenderwnt149 (9:47:40 PM): 50
Cowmaximus (9:47:41 PM): Is dad still in the picture?
fenderwnt149 (9:47:47 PM): lol yeah
Cowmaximus (9:47:51 PM): Think about it
Cowmaximus (9:47:56 PM): I could be your new Pop
Cowmaximus (9:48:02 PM): Get you all the fucking whores you can eat
Cowmaximus (9:48:04 PM): SON
fenderwnt149 (9:48:22 PM): deal
Cowmaximus (9:48:35 PM): You're a wise young man
fenderwnt149 (9:48:50 PM): youre a crazy old guy
Cowmaximus (9:49:00 PM): I can't take all the credit.
Cowmaximus (9:49:09 PM): I do have drinking too much on my side

Why don't you go spam me on AIM right now, I happen to be drunk and could use the lolz.

I dunno why don't you say some sexy stuff.

DADA

Just remember that incest is not the way to go unless in desperate situations. oh wait...

I AM FUCKING HIS MOM AND GETTING HIM WHORES YOU DOLT

WELL GET ME SOME WHORES TOO DAMMIT!

DO A BARREL ROLL

SUCK A COCK

YOURE NOT MY SON GTFO

Damn. Thought I'd try.

MAKE IT REAL ON FACEBOOK OR YOU ARE PUSSIES.

THERE IOS NO FUNCTION FOR THIS ON FB I ALRADY LOOKED FAGGOT

yeah there is. use the "we're related" app.

YOU USE IT

BOTH OF YOU DO IT OR YOU'RE PUSSIES

I think i do use it.

Me too. Found a second cousin I haven't seen since I was 15 with it.

Grant Evans is my father.

You just divide by zero.

Jealouswigger is jealous.