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returntothepit >> discuss >> I walked in on my 45 year old roommate masturbating..... by Hoser on Mar 4,2004 12:29am
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Mar 4,2004 12:29am
Is it so wrong?

Is it wrong that he was waxing Cojak...or that he got caught in the act of roughing up the suspect? I dunno....but you shoulda seen the look on his face...he almost fell off of the toilet...AND he was holding a page that he had ripped out of a nudey mag against the opposing wall as he was knockin' out his nerd.

I'm suspended in wonder as to why he would leave the door unlocked....

Oh...and with my mouth agape with awe...my lit cigarette fell on the floor......no kidding. He apologized later and we laughed the whole thing off.....or....did we?



toggletoggle post by gorg at Mar 4,2004 12:32am
thats happened to me, my roommate walked in on me when i was jerking off to internet porn on my laptop. it was awesome. whatever.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 4,2004 1:02am
waxing Cojak? roughing up the suspect? saying hi to his little monster?

MWAH-HA-HA!
thanks, hoser! you just cheered me up a bit I needed that



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 4,2004 1:10am
hahaahha fucking awesome story hoser, my dad walked in on me once... i didn't talk or look at him for a week



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 4,2004 1:13am
oh man, reading this, in combination with listening to Steel at the same time is just too much man.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Mar 4,2004 1:37am
hahahaha im watching Steel too.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill@work at Mar 4,2004 2:50pm
that's a funny story jake. my sister walked in on me once, but i covered my twanger before she could see it. i'm sure the box of tissues resting on the bed next to me gave her a good idea of what i was doing.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 4,2004 2:51pm
that's just lovely. again, i'm glad i don't have a penis.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 4,2004 3:37pm
heh-heh / heh-heh

he said twanger



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Mar 4,2004 4:03pm
I wish i had a penis, then peeing wouldnt be such a hassle



toggletoggle post by SmallBrownRatFuck   at Mar 4,2004 4:03pm
I love having a penis. I get to stick it into places that it doesn't belong, like gas tanks and cd-rom drives!



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Mar 4,2004 4:07pm
you, sir, are my hero



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Mar 4,2004 4:11pm
Nevermind, I lied. i would rather have chococat as my hero..too bad i hate that thing



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 4,2004 4:45pm
i saw a weird british kid's show from the 60's , full of crazy innnuendo. they kept saying twanger, so it got stuck in my head.



toggletoggle post by SmallBrownRatFuck   at Mar 4,2004 5:25pm
Wait, are you talking about that one with .. THIS ONE? ( http://potato.ipg.tsnz.net/movie/rainbow.mpg )



toggletoggle post by SmallBrownRatFuck   at Mar 4,2004 5:28pm
HAHAH, I think that's the one. Playing with balls and twangers.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 4,2004 5:39pm
SmallBrownRatFuck said:
I love having a penis. I get to stick it into places that it doesn't belong, like gas tanks and cd-rom drives!
But with a vagina you can stick things in that dont belong there. Like candles, guns, a broom stick or even my dick.




toggletoggle post by gorg at Mar 4,2004 9:44pm
nobody talks shit about chococat.

nobody.



toggletoggle post by aliciagrace  at Mar 4,2004 11:15pm
hey, 87 lb armenian chicks can talk shit about anything...Especially chococat.

me and chococat are buddies anyways, i let'm bang my wife



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 5,2004 10:08am
you can buy 6-packs of armenian chicks on www.russianbride.com
I think I'm 1/8 armenian.



toggletoggle post by SmallBrownRatFuck   at Mar 5,2004 10:11am
Shit, I want a 6 pack of armenian chicks. Hell, I'd do with just one...only if she can cook a mean borscht.



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