thus ended 11 long years of procrastination, mooching, and attrocities that shall not be set in type. wish me luck.

I hope you're drinking

Good luck Dave

thanks man

hopefully the cop with you is a good one.

i think they just use the rmv people now. well so i've heard. no more cops. which would be cool.

eh, rmv people? i bet you they are pissed because their jobs are getting cut, haha

trust me, you'd rather have a cop than an rmv person.

best of luck to you today.

He's taking it in Brockton, so I'm sure it's not going to be too hard, hahaha.

TAKE THE ROAD TEST IN COMPTON OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

Road Test in Brockton? I'm sure the car will be shot at.

i had a day dream that i turned on nas and they just gave the license to me

drive fast and take chances

I'm beyond sure the car will get shot at. He's using my stark white (actual color is called "super white," LOLZ) Corolla. I might as well paint a target on it.

hell fucking yeah acid king like a murrerfucker

great. super white, awesome.

now they wont take my hip hop is dead, in place of a 3 point turn

MAKE SURE you wear a red bandana on your head.

But keep a blue one in the back pocket JUST in case.

I'm officially the last Quincy kid holding onto illegal driving status.

DM is like one of those canadian actors that gets a license for a movie part. except dave's movie is about kids that want to get herpes and not 2 nerdy metal kids who have a tv in their parents basement.

Good luck dude. Bring a Righteous Jams tape and you should be fine.

my friend's my age (28). has his license but never drives. that's good for me because he bought a truck a few months ago, figured out he wasn't ever gonna drive it, and sold it to me for 500

i'll get it next time

did you fail or pass?

fail. not epic fail though. just mild fail.

what did you do wrong?

details.

You and Jim. He still hasn't gotten it either.

i wore a red shirt instead of a blue shirt haha

i messed up a complete stop in a turn

i was really really close to passing it though. so i'll just schedule another test. and what not

I failed my drivers test the first time.

I went to the RMV in plymouth with my grandmother and we could both swear the cop told me to pull up to the building, but apparently he wanted us to wait in the parking lot.

his exact words were 'if you can't follow instruction why'd you bother coming today?'

He had it in for me from that point on. I did everything fine but he failed me for total bull shit. I didn't put my arm behind the passenger seat (due to a torn rotator cuff) when I looked through the rear view mirror when exiting the little rotary there that had no cars on it and the reverse for 30 feet part. Faaaaaiiil

i hope i get the guy i got today, next time. he was pretty chill for the most part.

I didn't. I'm awesome.

i'll def get it next time

I had two test before I got mine.

metal=bad drivers?????

So what if we do mock double bass on the pedals.

reminds me of the time where I got so into a song I slammed on the gas and hit a buck twenty on the highway without realizing it

i failed my first time cuz my dad didnt buckle his seat belt.....

I hope you punched your dad in the dick.

Don't worry dude. You'll get it next time. My test lasted all of 2 minutes. My cop was wicked nice and hit on the chick that was in the car with me. It ruled. She was hot.

your dad's a dick

i had a negro cop in plymouth and i used a minivan. no problemo. passed first time'round.

Thats soo fucking funny because its completely 100% true, I wonder if when i'm doing that if my brakes lights are having a fucking seizure in front of the people behind me...

muahahahahah meeee tooo

yea well I can eat 38,000 jolly ranchers.