We are still in the process of rebuilding our contacts and getting our name out to clubs and promoters, and currently have no scheduled shows.

Due to these circumstances, we are asking to be considered for any open slots on ANY type of show, our band would love to play whenever, wherever, and with whomever, as long as you'll have us.

That being said, there is only one more thing to say.

HMMMMMYEAH.

~MAST

~and of course we will try to hook up any band that hook us up, as well as bands that hate us and would never help us but we like anyways.

cook dog scat

UP!

Let's do some stuff together. Sound good?

PS - awesome performance last night, and the CD is great. I'm glad I can sit with it somewhere besides my computer.

Thanks so much Nick and HYEO crew. You guys are intense and awesome live, we are down to play with you dudes anytime.

Tell Rusty I've got a couple USA-themed garments I think he needs to sport in our presence.

'M-E-R'-K-U-H.

bennyhillifier

What could be more American than Elio's Pizza??

We got asked to play B-more in March / April-ish. Interested?

Absolutely.

If we are able to set something up down our location, we'd love to have you mavericks join us.

mast/hyeo humpfest 2009

Count me in.....I can't resist representing the U.S.'YEYAAAAH

bump it up

i'm glad you fellas are spreadin' the YEAH as much as possible

you know who to thank...

Moe...it just exploded. You tell Murph anything and he spreads it like his asscheeks.

The YEAH brings a lot of joy. I think I actually say Ty(ler) tear up at the show Sunday night during a YEAH chant.

You've done something positive here with this thing, Moe.

while the "YEAH" does rule, it was the USA chant that got me misty-eyed. good thing i then remembered that crying is strictly for queers

WE NEED TONS OF HELP RIGHT NOW.

IF anyone is booking any type of show, anywhere, and reading this...and there's an open slot, WE'LL TAKE IT.

HELP!

Or point us in some directions for help, pretty much all our contacts left with out old guitarist, who handled almost all of our booking.

Help will be reciprocated, promise!

replacing 75% of all lyrical content with hearty YEAHs is pretty much essential all the time. fact.

Not to divulge TOO much, but the newest MAST track contains a hearty, rib-cage shattering YEAH.

Each time I hear it, a pubic hair dislodges.

I think I just found one in my teeth. I blame you.

You can blame me when you shake my hand with vigor because of the gift you've received.

Turn down the fag in your music, can't hear the straight over it.