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returntothepit >> discuss >> my ex girlfrien killed herself this morning. by niccolai on Jan 11,2009 5:16pm
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toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 11,2009 5:16pm
Is this win?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2009 5:19pm
I was expecting to see the lyrics to the theme of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air somewhere in this post; am I to assume this actually happened? And if so, which one??



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 11,2009 5:19pm
I wouldn't say so, but i guess that decision is up to you.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 11,2009 5:23pm
yea, it really happened, and yea it's mos def. win.

heroins a hell of a drug.

Kait Mark



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2009 5:30pm
Did I ever meet Kait?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 11,2009 5:33pm
I think she came to TYAG practice one and I tried getting her to show everyone her tits.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 11,2009 5:37pm
Now would be the perfect time for make-up sex.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2009 5:45pm
Hahahaha, I think I remember that.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 11,2009 5:51pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Now would be the perfect time for make-up sex.


seconded...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2009 5:57pm
HAH.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 11,2009 7:25pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
yea, it really happened, and yea it's mos def. win.


sad you take delight in this.




toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Jan 11,2009 7:28pm
No way, if anything it's funny.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 11,2009 7:37pm
Obviously people's senses of humor vary greatly, i personal get bummed out whenever someone ODs and dies. Not so much for them, because most of those situations they were wasting their lives anyways, but for their familys and friends. If you've never witnessed it, this sort of thing will destroy a family from guilt/shame.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Jan 11,2009 8:37pm
I am in shock , seriously this is no laughing matter guys, some bitches seriously deserve to die



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 11,2009 8:41pm
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 11,2009 8:53pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.


If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Jan 11,2009 8:56pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.


If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs.


No show them to everyone, make up for the time she didnt do it at TYAG practice



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 11,2009 9:02pm
And if she's in a skirt, reach up and pinch her clit



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jan 11,2009 9:38pm
Strange, same thing happened to me a year and a half ago.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 11,2009 9:41pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.


I wasn't implying otherwise. Personal shit is personal, there definitely are at least a couple people that i wouldn't mind hearing they offed themselves. But i can't help but feel bad for their family and friends. That's all i was saying, not that you shouldn't be happy that this Cunt (presumably) died.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Jan 11,2009 9:52pm
What was this girl's name? Seriously. I might have dated her at one point too.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 11,2009 9:54pm
Aegathis said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
niccolai said[orig][quote]
What's sad are the terrible things she could possibly do to people that would make them smile at her death.


If it's an open casket you should go to her wake and touch her boobs.


No show them to everyone, make up for the time she didnt do it at TYAG practice


BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
And if she's in a skirt, reach up and pinch her clit






toggletoggle post by dftg at Jan 11,2009 10:05pm
hmmm full moon tonight



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 12,2009 7:55am
i have 2 ex's that if i were to read about their deaths, i would find out where they were buried so i could piss on their graves.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jan 12,2009 7:59am
you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 12,2009 8:03am edited Jan 12,2009 8:03am
As his feet left the ground a moment of truth sent chills down our spines
As the boots sank deep in her stomach a tsunami of rot exits her pussy
My mouth is filled with puss and insects
A hint of embalming fluid lingers in my throat while maggots crawl around my teeth
The smell that accompanied this treasure made me gag on the corpse
Now covered in vomit, blood, and putrefaction we will move on



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 12,2009 8:50am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
you should offer to give a eulogy and say "I got in one little fight and my mom got scared..."


fixed.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 12,2009 8:55am
Hahahaha, Mike Shea with the save.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Jan 12,2009 8:56am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
you should offer to give a eulogy and say "the stupid cunt would still be alive if she could handle her drugs. Stupid broads" and then kick her casket over. When the body falls out, go through her pockets for loose change.



Simple, yet poetic.

I really laughed at this one. Everyone in the office is staring at me.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 12,2009 8:58am
This thread is WIN.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 12,2009 9:07am
Actually I think it'd be hilarious if you had some dog or cat shit in a ziplock bag and when nobody was paying attention you dropped it in the coffin, like somewhere it wouldn't be seen.

I don't know why the idea of someone having a turd next to them in the grave seems so funny to me, it just does.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jan 12,2009 11:20am edited Jan 12,2009 11:20am
When no one is looking, hide some bacon in her panties (do they put panties on dead chicks??) Then bring a hungry dog to the wake. Hilarity ensues.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 12,2009 11:24am
I drove to some girls wake blaring Another One Bites the Dust by Queen (or whatever the song title is)... that was a bad idea. I got yelled at by a few people.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 12,2009 11:27am
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
(do they put panties on dead chicks??)


Thats a good fucking question..



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 12,2009 11:44am
Only one way to find out.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 12,2009 11:48am
Pics or it didn't happen.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jan 12,2009 12:19pm
Tie a string to her arm. Pull the string so her arm starts waving and shout "Holy shit, she's not fucking dead after all!!"
When her parents get up to go check on her say "psych!!" and run out of the funeral home still holding the string, dragging the body with you.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 12,2009 12:50pm
masturbate furiously onto the corpse.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jan 12,2009 2:27pm
Hahahah this thread is full of copious amounts of win.



toggletoggle post by guy at Jan 12,2009 3:42pm
lulz



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Jan 12,2009 5:34pm
This thread reminds me of all the reasons I love this board so much. Well played everybody!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 12,2009 5:37pm edited Jan 12,2009 5:39pm
Give her an elbow drop in the casket



Then slam the coffin shut, declare yourself Intercontinental Champion by way of the casket match and play this music


bennyhillifier



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