i'm bored and got nothing to do, what's a good porn i could watch?

Edward Penishands.

is there really such a movie?

hahahahhha
if so, please tell us what it's about

HAHAHA, I've seen Edward Penishands. That's a fuckin' funny one.

Well, there's Edward (guy even looks a bit like Johnny Depp, but not really) and he's got penises for hands. Fairly straight forward. Don't remember the plot... Don't think there really was one. Anyway, while he's 'using' his hands on various women, he maintains that blank Edward Scissorhands look. When all is said and done, the penishands spit out tremendous amounts of semen.

To be honest, its a really funny porn to have on in the background when you're at a party. Makes people laugh, and get funny ideas.

c'mon spill it!
what's it about...
?

AHAHAHAHHAHA PENIS'S ON HANDS!?!??!?!?! ahahahahahha!!! that's fucking awesome! i'm looking for it right now

hahahahaha now i wanna see it too
lol

Its terrible. It starts out like Scissorhands with a Vincent Price looking guy telling about Penishands, how he needed a woman, and how he would use his penis hands to have sex.I can't remember much else other than the guy whos telling the story ends up being Edward Penishands. Terrible/awesome movie, and it star Sikki Nixx. And after searching for it, I noticed I just described part 3, so this means that there are a few different ones.

hahahahahahahhaha

Oh jeez, after seeing that pic, I got a brief, horrifying brain fart that showed me his penis hands and his pathetically tiny wiener.

Hahaha. This is hilarious. I am trying to dl it but I can't find it.

i recommend Vomitorium. Its basically girls getting fucked on this huge tarp andhten the guys reach around and shove there fingers down the chicks throat so she pukes. hahahahah. and then the girls like fingering herself while chugging milk and then she pukes THAT up too... its nuts.

Sounds... fucking disgusting, but yet... intriguing. Definitely worth a good fast forwarding through.

Smothering Bitches. fucking hilarious!

ya i couldn't find edward penishands on kazaa, so i just downloaded asia carriera porn

retzam said:

I'm not surprised, its at least 10 years old. The only place where you can find old porn is either in the back of your brother's closet or at a flea market.

"dayton, not ohio" is good.....but 'choke the bitch' and 'young pussy 3' are not.....poor purchases on my part

i love porn, if you want good porn get anything with aurora snow. if you want some twisted horror that has porn elements to it the get nekromantic 1 or 2. the nekromantic movies are about corpse fuckers.good times.

I've wanted to see edward penis hands for so long...

how bout jerassic pork?

the_reverend said:

dl them and then we'll make popcorn and watch them on the weekend

Josh_hates_you said:

Holy fuck, I've seen Nekromantic... my god, that was a rough one. Damn Germans! On a related note, ya'll should try to see Shocking Asia. There's some fucked up shit in that one. No porn though.

Gladiator Eroticus, Playmate of the Apes, and Lord of the G-Strings are the funniest movies ever made and are also porns.

a kid at my work wanted to see lord of the g-string, but fell asleep.

yeah i saw bits of it

i have that video soooooo lame


moran said:

one of my xmas gifts was edward scissorhands<3

MARRIED WITH HORMONES is a riot i have seen both but only have the second one

here is my favorate porn starlet
http://dx24.abbilling.com/Jazzmine.html
i have like 10 videos with her in em

heres a cool porn site
http://dx24.abbilling.com/

heres some of my all time faves
Nina Hartley


savanna (rip)


amber lynn

what did she die of? aids?

45calb. to the head

i still have the rolling stone artical on her after she died

she got into porn after dating greg allman(allman brothers keyboardist)at the age of like 16

obviously..i can't see photos...since i'm at work
but
i dunno who nina is

savannah..holy crap...what a fucked up life...

and amber lynn dated someone i used to know...she banged a lot of dude...as did her sister...

werd

nina kicks ass back in the day

yea she was the "cunt'" of the porn industry from what i have read on her

amber was my fave up till i discoverd jazzmine

others i like are
taja rea
ginger lynn
kimberly kupps
aja

succubus said:

doesn't that come with being in porno?

subjugate said:

probably from sucking too much big black cock

no she got in a car accident and hurt her face pretty bad felt it would affect her getting jobs so
she

why does jim like all these hoes???

she dated a shit load of rock and rap peopel including mark whalberg and a guy in cyperous hill

i love porn haha



succubus said:

i think one of the strangest porns i've ever seen is one where a guy is dressed up as an alien and can't bang a woman
hentai's are pretty insane too, but i feel pathitic watching them

8th street latinas.com. very good site. or you can check out the bangbus.com. fuckin hilarious. these guys pick up a chick and tell her they will pay her to do whatever than after they cum on her face and shit hold the money out the window and drive away laughing their asses off while these chicks are left there with cum all over them and no money....classic.

any porno with your mom in it should do the trick...

i see you are making friends once again today spaldy.hehehehehehe....

*punts a crippled puppy*

hehehehehehehehehehe.

Jim, you look at the lamest pr0n ever.

it's all 70's - 80's.

http://www.thehun.com/

haha i'm 38 whadda ya expect

RustedAngel said:

ehhh i finally turn 18 in three days so enough downloading.
although downloading exposed me too:
brooke hunter, jenna jameson, terra patrick, vannesa chase, brianna banks

yumm

I've heard of this porno about aliens that come a fuck sluts. Abbath should like it. I'll try to remember the title.

...rent it only if you're looking for a good laugh.

Not judging anyone here... please don't think I am. I'm only responding because this thread has been up for a while and I keep on thinking about it. Anyways, I'm just wondering if there's anyone that doesn't watch/look at porn on this site?

It makes me feel angry that people demean themselves by "performing" in those movies. I can't bring myself to see that. It depresses me; I don't think its attractive. Does anyone feel the same way?

Once again, please don't take offense to this... I'm not trying to be preachy or reprimand anyone.

Well, look at it this way: strippers and porn actors (male and female) don't feel as though they're demeaning themselves, moreso that they are usually very proud of their bodies, love to show it off, and definitely love to have sex. Many feel that its an excellent profession because they're doing something that they really enjoy and also get paid for it.

If they felt they weren't demeaning themselves, they certainly wouldn't enjoy it, and definitely wouldn't stay in the business for very long. Its basically the same for anyone else, except that they're getting off at work while the rest of us have to hide it (you know, in janitor's closets, in your office, in the bathroom, etc...).

Hehe, I guess I feel more like it demeans me if I were to see it.

If these people are happy with what they do, I guess its not my place to tell them that they're demeaning themselves.

Still I can't shake the feeling that they can do better than porn or stripping.

i hear ya C Anthony...

i feel it can be demeaning and as a girl replying...i've watched porn and i don't understand how people can be obsessed with porn starlets and strippers...

i don't get it at all...when i was in college i was asked to pose for playboy's college edition and turned it down right away, yeah maybe i was flattered but wouldn't pose naked for anyone, not my cup of tea, i think i'm better than that
but different strokes for different folks

i still really don't get the glamour of porn... what's so
sexy about a stretched out coochie?? and it's all fake.
like us chicks really moan like that.... so, i just say
whatever. more power to the people that wanna be in
porn. i don't take them seriously. they are funny to
watch, tho. hehehe

There's really only one type of porn I enjoy: understated porn. When you can see their tonsils from between their legs I tend to get a little turned off. Hrm, I think I've said too much already. Damn beer!

oh, i forgot about the ozporns. it's supposed
to be like the osborns, but everyone fucks
eachother. it's lame, tho.

itsy bitsy bang bang

dial m for midget

little joeys big whole adventure

yes thats right, i have midget porn.

the girl on the left in the lord of the g-strings picture was also in the the erotic witch project - 3 girls go in the woods with a camera and turn lesbian

jake said:



how can it be a laugh?!?!? those sluts are smoking! ahahha i can't believe this thread has lasted this long! now i'll porn for years to come! hehehehe come

Fat Beach Patrol 3... buy it or else you're gay

ugh gross Spaldino, "Fat Chicks need lovin 2", AS IN THE SEQUAL, ya that's rough, and this one time i walked in a porn shop and they had a whole entire wall for she-males, ya i ran outta there

succubus said:


proof that there is no god, or that he really fucking hates us

Kalopsia said:
hahahahahahaha

ok but i was in another magazine...

anything that is demeaning to women is ok by me

what magazine were you in?

sports illustrated, swimsuit edition

there's one called No Dicks Allowed, and it starts of with a girl looking at the camera, and she yells "NO DICKS ALLOWED!" and then shoves her fist into another girl's twanger. fuckin hilarious. there's one i don't recommend, andi can't remember what its called, but this girl got 2 fingers and a vibrator into a guy's urethra. and they didn't go in smoothly...she had to cram that shit in there.

oh, and Armenian Buttsluts 17. Classic.

anonymous said:

i am so going to find that back issue

please don't...it took someone 2 or 3 issues to find it
but it's just something i did
maybe one day aaron will post it

but i wanna see it. you have no reason to be embarrassed of it

my b00bs are too big in it, it was before i had them reduced, that's all

reduced?? poor aaron

hahahahaa poor aaron?

awww poor aaron....aaron do you feel bad about it?

REDUCED!!!!!!!
THERES NO SUCH THINGS AS TOO BIG



succubus said:

subjugate said:


sorry but i must disagree...
makes your back hurt and i walked with a slouch for years..i still don't have great posture.

it was a great thing i did, i think i'm proportionate now.

seriously jim...imagine a young girl with huge ones...i got groped in elementary school =(

succubus said:

what do you think joe and jim do when they get together on the weekends?

BLASPHAMY!!!!!!
BLASPHAMY!!!!!!
BLASPHAMY!!!!!!
BLASPHAMY!!!!!!
take advil for the back pain
being hot and well equipt is a public service to man kind didn't you realize that geez

i imaging young girls with huge ones every day :P

no shit huh



succubus said:

mary poopins should be a scat video.

hah

ok ok succubus you have me very courious
how big were they befor the reduction?
cause you are already very very well endowed there

sorry i'm a boob guy or am i just a boob well whatever

heres a lame but cute joe a nakid bass player told me once

what kind of bees make milk







boobee's



BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok thgen you think i'm already well endowed....you don't think i'd look lame with bigger ones?
c'mon, be honest...i don't like being known as a pair of boobs
i don't like getting things because of my boobs
you know what i mean?

oh and let me add i was really really thin too...so that made it worse!

maybe i'll get the courage to post a pic one day...or maybe i'll just email it to ya

i never judge folks by what they look like (well except joe that is)
so yes to answer prt1 you are well endowed
now
no to pr2 it's whats in a person that makes that person not what they look like

i do hear what you are saying tho buy hey if ya got the tools use em that my thinking hah

and your not thin now you look fine man you sound like my old lady at time hahaha

i see poll question here

post the the pic
yes

no

succubus said:

i vote yes

having big boobs to big can be too much at times, nice hand sizes are my taste

-10 scene point for you and you have to sit in the corner facing the wall

Abbath said:

hahahahahha

vote for carina posting the pictures? i say yes