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returntothepit >> discuss >> My craigslist personals ad by RichHorror on Jan 8,2009 6:36pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 8,2009 6:36pm
HAY GUISE WILL BABBES DIG ME OR WUT

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five traits about me
-I know how to brush my teeth
-I have a rocking chair that only rocks forward to allow me to fake interest in any conversation
-I can pretend to not eat meat
-I like to play the first 7 stages of Super Mario World on SNES and then shut it off
-I have no sexually transmitted diseases that you know about

five traits I'd like in someone else
-Independently wealthy
-Agrees with everything I say in a corporate 'yesman' sort of way
-Has no friends and doesn't like spending time with their family
-Keeps a clean shop in the underpants region
-Must love cats




toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 8,2009 6:39pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 31,2009 8:50pm
I've had actual replies to this ad. Women are retarded.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 31,2009 8:59pm
what part of that is fake? the women replying are males doing the holladaddy thing to you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 31,2009 9:04pm
No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 31,2009 9:07pm
the calls are coming from inside the house.

rich's date turns into rich in a dress. hasn't anyone else noticed that you never see both of them at the same time?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 31,2009 9:10pm
You're giving me a raging semi.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 31,2009 9:14pm
oh, now I have a clue too



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 6,2009 7:37pm
Any hot, disturbed bitches reply Rich?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 7:38pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter.



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:17pm
wow... i love it. Makes me think i need one.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:18pm
You're married so you lose. Forever.



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:22pm
ya, my marriage ain't really working out that well. She is really really jealous of my drums... so i don't lose forever. or i do, i can't figure it out. I guess i lose from the point that i said "i do". even though "i don't"... bummer.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 10:39pm
[/AWKWARD SILENCE]



toggletoggle post by eli_hhcb at Feb 6,2009 10:41pm
Craigslist is key. I buy lots of stuff from it...




toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:43pm
not really awkward. It's been on the rocks for a minute, what can you do? The way i look at it, i married a hot brazzillian and i decided to call it off due to the fact that i will NOT stop playing 3-5 hours a day. I am happy with my decision, and i got faith in my skills, maybe next i will go for a hot WHITE girl!!???!?!? maybe not.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:48pm
TMI IS SO LAST YEAR



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 10:49pm
Girls? Yeah.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:50pm
GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:53pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG

ya, so i stop hogging all the attention on your "personals add" thread? fight live journal or your a pussy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 10:53pm
LIVE PUSSY FIGHT JOURNAL



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:54pm
FIGHT NIPSY RUSSEL'S FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT GRINDING ON THE SIQ HALFPIPE GEALING THE CUBE OR A FAGGIT IS U



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:55pm
NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 10:56pm
DOGPLOW A WOMAN U DONT LOVE OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 10:59pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW


touche, faggot



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 11:00pm
so i guess i am a little too "feelingfull" after a dozen whiskeys... fuck ya.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 11:03pm
U MAD U GAY



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 11:03pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 11:05pm
ITT: Healthy relationships with women.

LOLZ



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 11:05pm
that's the best use of that graphic yet.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 11:19pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 11:32pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 11:36pm



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 11:46pm
wait a minute... i'm white... and i got my GED... WTF?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 6,2009 11:49pm
U AINT SHIT



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 6,2009 11:52pm
ouch



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 7,2009 1:44am





toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Feb 7,2009 1:47am



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 7,2009 2:03am
^^this last pic is priceless. The photographer really took my breath away with this one.



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