We are finally a complete band. So all you kids lining up to try out for our second guitar position are shit outta luck. Our new guy is fantastic, wonderful player, great dude, and sexy as hell. He has chosen to keep his identity a secret for personal reasons, which we will respect. But all in all, we all very very excited to be playing with someone of this calibur. Thanks to all of you who tried to help us find a 2nd guitarist, we have had some very interesting tryouts to say the least.

A quick anecdote about one of them.....

This guy... lets call him Bruno... works at one of the law firms i do business with. We were doing the small talk thing, and I told him i play drums in a metal band. He told me he's from brazil, and used to play with the guys from Krisiun. He also told me that he could keep up with decrepit Birth style stuff.... so obviously i asked him to come down and give it a try. When he showed up, he took out his guitar and started playing. At this point damon was putting his bass on.... and stopped and took his bass back off. He then proceeded to put his bass in the case, and take a phone call. Which he never came back in the room from. Leaving me to kick this kid out. I told him it wasn't gonna work, and he argued with me for about 20min. When i basically told him there was NO way he could play our stuff, even practicing 10hours a day for a year. So he finally left. Before he left he told us that he didn't care about being in a band anyways, because he was going to be a male stripper. And his favorite passtime was to sleep with married women... what a duchebag. If i can find his tryout video on youtube i will put it on this thread, it's hilarious.

ahahaha

cant wait to do a show with you guys though

maybe he'll join my band

i thoguht you were joining mine dreadkill

aril/FIMS= you guys are gonna love it with this new guy on guitar, we never thought we would find anyone with all the "gems" that have tried out, but this guy is top notch. He's a serious shredder with tons of style, and great feel.

I'll give you some great feel.

He has top notch feelers.

haha. and he's real real sexy.
Mark- waiting for my bizzoss to get outta a meeting, then i will give you a call.

Sick dude, I'll be around.

is the new guitarist mark flippin richards?

I am the new cockist.

i was talking about a different mark richards. his middle name is flippin. is your middle name flippin? DIDN'T THINK SO!

but i am glad to know you are the new cockstrummer

his name is enigo montoya

I just present the cock. It is up to others to strum it.

mark is not the new guitar player. but he is great with the cock.
Enigo Montoya IS the new guitar player. And he's fantastic..... when he's not raving about killing some six-cocked man.

your new gutiar player does not boost his amp in tr00 fashion. its cus hes black.

but he makes a helluva jambalaya

Mm jambalya

so Jim were jamming thursday - tuesday riiiight?

yes we are, i would prefer after this saturday now that i have thought about it, due to personal reasons I will be "indisposed" until sunday.

so sunday - tuesday