WWF No Mercy is a professional wrestling game released on N64 in 2000; it features a fairly deep (for the time) create-a-player editor and season mode. And if you're familiar with how "Let's Play" works you can see why its branching season mode would work with this.

Now the first step: Creating our wrestler at the Smackdown Mall (because all great wrestling careers begin and end working in retail).



Do we want to make a high flying luchadore, a fat guy who just powerbombs and clotheslines his opponents into oblivion or maybe John Dwyer and Josh Staples in a classic odd couple tag team. The choice lies with you RTTP. Right now we need a name, height, weight and moveset for our future champion. And of course a finishing move that will set the whole tone for the character, be it totally fucking awesome or gayer than five dudes fucking four dudes. Once our wrestler is created we'll have to decide which title to go after

YOU ARE MCGUNK

I used to be McGunk

dont try to change the image i downloaded it :P

lol

back when wrestling was entertaining. i still watch it now for comedic value, but their story lines suck ass now compared to the funny shit they did back in the day. only saving grace they have now is this italian dude who has horrible grammar

i could smoke anyone in the wwf/wcw games that were made for n64 by thq. cereal.

AKI Man was my niggro.

Now that I think of it, that might've been Revenge, not No Mercy

only wresltemania 2000 is real

No Mercy features AKI Man and AKI Woman as create-a-wrestler templates. And we're still in need of the RTTP Let's Play wrestler's

Name:
Alias:
Height:
Weight:
Finishing Move:

And a basic idea for his/her appearance. I'm leaving all this up to the forum, first posted ideas in any of those fields will go into this character.

Name: Joe Christianni
Alias: McGunk
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 375 lbs.
Finishing Move: The PitPlex

basically, what i'm saying is you should make mcgunk and make him as terrible as possible.

Alright, so what title should Joe Christianni go after?



I'm leaning toward World Heavyweight because its career mode has the most branching storylines; but at the same time I really don't feel like spending an hour to beat the faggot Royal Rumble

women's

i think in wrestlemania 2000 i've managed to get the belt before having to do the royal rumble. i also may be making that up though, or thinking of a different game.

No Mercy forces you to play the Rumble as your second match in the Heavyweight story mode; well you could tank your first match to Essa Rios but that'd just be gaytarded.

hahaha...essa rios

I've spent countless meaningful hours on no mercy.

The path of a champion opens; the Women's Title is our goal. Joe "McGunk" Christianni departs on his epic journey through the WWF women's division with one goal in mind, total destruction of any female who stands in his way. But first Todd Flanders appears to challenge him



Being the paragon of femininity and virtue McGunk eagerly accepts Todd Flanders' challenge



And quickly gains the upper hand (note the bikini, which easily confuses WWF officials and fans into thinking the 5 ft 599lb monster is a woman).



In a thrilling sequence McGunk handily overcomes Todd's offensive arsenal and bests the 10 year old boy with his sheer size



in landing an incredible flippy hurricanrana sunset flip for the pinfall.



Yeah girlfriend! Your first win! Let's celebrate on SmackDown!




A CHALLENGER APPEARS! And bitches us out for beating up on Todd Flanders, something about earning a pension or whatever, I don't understand how a 10 year old boy could get a pension but I'm not No Mercy




OH NOES! If she exposes my puppies everyone will know that McGunk isn't a woman and our dreams of the Women's Title will crash and burn! Well there's only one solution, we must defeat Ivory at all costs









(yes, I took about ten punches to the junk over the course of this 8 minute match) Our female hero is in serious danger of being revealed as a man! We need something big, something to turn the tide in this one sided affair we need an...INVISIBLE GANG BANG



And to finish her off mount the bitch and punch her in the face repeatedly



Two wins in a row! Considering there are like five women in this game the title's as good as mine!

BUT WAIT! BACKSTAGE INTRIGUE



I'm all ears, anything for a fellow she-male.



OMG!

What should McGunk do in the face of this moral dilemma? And who is this mysterious "tramp" blue hair hates so?

TO BE CONTINUED???

joe "mcgunk" christianni looks like a girl i know irl.

i think the tramp is essa rios...

best thread.

that game was great!!!
if you have a ps2 or ps3, smackdown vs. raw 2006 was great, it's alot like this game....but with newer characters and better graphics

Update coming this afternoon wherein:

-Joe Christianni guest referees with "Lady" and the Tramp
-An exciting new tag team arrives on the WWF scene! (Hint: One uses the catch phrase "Fibblesteaks dawg" and they're closely allied with D'Lo Brown)
-Essa Rios contemplates suicide for the 40th consecutive week when he sees that the powers that be have once again booked him to open Sunday Night Heat against Stevie Richards and Steve Blackman

When we last left Joe Christianni he was rangled into officiating some inconsequential women's match; it was stupid and fucking boring and I didn't bother to play though it. Why?

Because the WWF just got darker, a shitton darker, with the arrival of the RTTP's finest tag team: P-Qwan and Holladaddy. Rasnozzle gus gus, bustah.


Holladaddy was first to debut, quickly jumping into the exciting (read: boring and gay) chase for the WWF Light Heavyweight Title with a fatal four way against Eddie Guererro, TAKA Michinoku and fucking Grand Master SEXXAY. Shortly after Holladaddy dispatched the gook, zombie cholo and coke head the Light Heavyweight champ (please be Essa Rios, please be Essa Rios) appeared



Fucking Dean Malenko; master of 1000 holds, none of them interesting. So Malenko rambled for a while in stock wrestling interview cliches telling Holladaddy to "bring it" several times. When questioned about where such a match would take place Malenko would only respond with a cryptic "Anytime, anywhere."



"Anytime, anywhere" turned out to be that week's episode of Smackdown, as you can see from the image faggot Grand Master Sexxay interfered in the match and did pretty much nothing because his finisher's a leg drop from the top rope and No Mercy's run-in AI is unable to climb the turnbuckles. Filled with shame Sexxay left the ring and watched Holladaddy Fisherman Suplex Malenko onto a steel chair.




To celebrate his victory over the champion Holladaddy contacted one of his finest bitches with a delightful proposition.


It only took Holladaddy two matches to ascend to the heights of the Light Heavyweight ranks so it should have been time for Holladaddy and P-Qwan to add some dark chocolate to the Tag Titles. BUT OH NOES



Holladaddy basically cussed out the faggot white boy in the parking lot at Summerslam, Sexxay tried to fire back but Holladaddy KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING MOUTH


But there's more;


ANGRY NEGRO IS ANGRY






Locking eyes with the intoxicated cholo Holladaddy spit some ill game, convincing the undead Guererro to return to the Summerslam ring with him for a "match"


RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

wrestlemania was the best wrestling game for n64

And for some reason Taz is all butthurt at me cause I didn't say hi to him in the hallway.

My Ass Is Swelling

I had completely missed this thread and it's beautiful

wrestlemania >

shit man, I played wcw/nwo revenge more than either of these

How did I miss this? Amazing. Any new developments? (We need way more RTTP Let's Plays, BTW.)

yea it's all about wrestlemania 2000, although wcw/nwo revenge has way more guys i think. same move set, style, and graphics, but at least the wwf games had the create-a-wrestler

psyched on the legends of wrestlemania game..all 80/90s roster

wrestlemania is the shit. no mercy would slow down when you had too many people in the ring or a ladder and shit. hey man i remember the graffics being a lot better haha.

I'm all for doing some more Let's Plays but this shit generally fizzles when nobody posts any suggestions.

Taz looks like he's ready to go steal Pee-Wee Herman's bike.

this game ruled

hahaha!
santino marella is fucking hysterical!!!!

anyway, for better wrestling and storylines, it's all about TNA

I tried watching TNA last week and it was straight garbage, the only entertaining thing was Booker T's announcing. And it sucks because so many great wrestlers work for them.

TNA sucks...
I can't stand those WCW announcers they suck.

i dunno man, i think it's way more entertaining than the bullshit WWE is doing (or has done in the last 5 years)

Eh. Haven't really paid attention to wrestling since like 2001. Gone to a couple of ROH shows in the last few years at Roxbury College which were a good time, but that's really it.

I've gone to a few ROH shows and they're a pretty good time, but lately I haven't kept up on much wrestling aside from from Pro Wrestling NOAH