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returntothepit >> discuss >> Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old? by Sacreligion on Dec 23,2008 12:25pm
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toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 12:25pm
And kinda looks like fred durst?



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 23,2008 12:26pm
He is an old bastard, I think he's like 57 now or something.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 12:27pm
dude i heard like 147. it's a little known secret that the st. lawrence is actually the fountain of youth.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 12:34pm
He's 3 days older than baseball.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 12:35pm
3 space days. they're longer than regular days.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2008 12:42pm
he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 12:42pm
I heard his mother went to grade school with Jesus Christ.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 12:44pm
that isn't that old...wasn't jesus born in the 70s?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 12:49pm
1989:



Look at those posters!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 12:51pm
is that a cuneiform skid row poster back there?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 12:52pm
Ah, the long lost Slayer heiroglyph.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 23,2008 1:13pm
When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 23,2008 1:15pm
Flipping camera off is metal and tuff.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 1:17pm
hey...give him credit. he was the first person to ever do it.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 23,2008 1:18pm
I thought Hitler was?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 1:19pm
dwyer is so paradoxically old that he creates anomalies in space and time



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Dec 23,2008 1:25pm
Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 1:27pm
Woke up to the sound of poooouuuring raaaiin...



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 23,2008 1:27pm
I am 35 years old, not too far behind Dwyer, so back off us geezers negrodamus!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 23,2008 1:27pm
They just discovered cave paintings of Larry King holdings hands with Dwyer while they hunted mastadons near Niagra Falls. Rumor as it that Dwyer was attemping to hunt them again and it made the news.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2008 1:30pm
Dwyer was the mid-wife for the birth of Bob Hope.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2008 1:30pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns.


hahahahahahahahaha A+



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 23,2008 1:31pm
wow. you guys are brutal.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 1:33pm
it's all in good fun, sir. john can start a "bald, fat, and obnoxiously arrogant" thread about me if he so desires.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 1:40pm
Dwyer drinks Metamucil.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 23,2008 1:41pm
Dwyer IS Metamucil.



toggletoggle post by C.dEAd at Dec 23,2008 1:48pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall?


Thats awesome.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 1:50pm
Dwyer saw the 1st episode of Matlock as its television debut.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 23,2008 2:35pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dwyer drinks Metamucil.


I take fiber -- the shits are AMAZING.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 2:38pm



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 23,2008 2:42pm
^^^^ummm what?^^^



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2008 3:23pm
Dwyer helped create the 2012 myth.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 3:23pm
Ahaha, we wrote this right after Euronymous was killed!










toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 23,2008 3:27pm
This thread is hilarious. Top drawer material all around.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 23,2008 3:33pm
Does that say "BUTTERING THE INNOCENT"?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 23,2008 3:39pm
I miss the era of lyrics of this quality.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 23,2008 3:55pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows.
Mr Burns's social security number is
000 00 0002. guess who is 000 00 0001



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 3:57pm edited Dec 23,2008 3:58pm
Butchering!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 3:59pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 4:05pm
Dwyer invented the pedicure after splitting too many nails driving his Flintstones car.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 23,2008 4:26pm
Bwaaaaahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 23,2008 4:27pm
Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 23,2008 5:58pm
Dwyer is so old that in 1692 he was considered a pedophile.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 23,2008 6:09pm
[/THREAD]



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 6:56pm
Hahaha, I love this thread.

Dwyer invented the English language, which is why he is so astute in correcting everyone's spelling and grammar.



toggletoggle post by Seth at Dec 23,2008 7:17pm
Dwyer you are not alone and Iuse to have some of those cool posters.. the slayer carboard, testment and sepultura sick old school when thrash was thrash!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 7:22pm
Dwyer used to change Satan's diapers.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 23,2008 7:37pm
Dwyer invented being Jewish.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 7:51pm
Dwyer saw the first time a woman was ever naked.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Dec 23,2008 8:46pm
Dwyer's mom was actually a brontosaurus



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 23,2008 8:47pm
Dwyer is the missing link.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 23,2008 8:49pm
Dwyer can divide by zero.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 23,2008 8:53pm
Dwyer came...only once. He has ED.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 23,2008 8:54pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 23,2008 9:06pm
The two on the couch look taken aback by this turn of events.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 9:30pm
Dwyer faked the first orgasm.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Dec 23,2008 9:46pm
john dwyer is living the dream.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 9:49pm
Dwyer invented dreams and subsequently nightmares, as many females have seen him there.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2008 9:54pm
1987:




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 10:08pm
Dwyer invented the camera so he could post pictures of himself since the beginning of time for all to see.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Dec 23,2008 10:15pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dwyer faked the first orgasm.


HAHAHAH

WINNAR!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 10:23pm
Dwyer wrote the bible so he could make fun of people who read it.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Dec 23,2008 10:50pm
Those lyrics were written on the back of the magna carta.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 11:15pm
Hahahahaha...excellent work Drew.

Dwyer was Moses' chief advisor when he had to write the 10 Commandments. Thou shalt not steal was originally Thou shalt not steal music, thou shalt buy it from my distro. A compromise was made.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 23,2008 11:17pm
Dwyer is Bill Brasky.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 23,2008 11:26pm
Dwyer wants a cup of coffee with lots of cream.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 24,2008 1:15am
Holy fuck, this thread is amazing.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 24,2008 1:35am edited Dec 24,2008 1:35am
Where's MY Wiki page?

The John Dwyer in Prov from THE COACHMEN has one and he didn't almost go over Niagara!



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 24,2008 1:43am
ahahaha this thread made my night.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 10:51am
Dwyer taught Australiopithecus Apharensus (sp?) how to wipe.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Dec 24,2008 10:57am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
1987:



Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 24,2008 11:16am
Dwyer is really the one who impregnated The "Virigin" Mary. She was so appalled by her actions that she told her husband it happened from the "hand" of God. Dwyer also took pictures afterward.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 11:21am
Dwyer is the father of humanity.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 24,2008 11:25am
But Dwyer is the Grandfather of mankind



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 11:32am
It was dwyer's idea to put the cowbell in Don't Fear The Reaper.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 24,2008 11:33am
the big bang occurred when dwyer farted for the first time



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 24,2008 11:34am
Dwyer originally named the song "BUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCH" but the label didn't approve. So he just started his own and thats how Pathos Productions was formed est. Stonehedge.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Dec 24,2008 11:34am


Seriously Dwyer, the guy 2nd from the right wants his shirt back.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 11:38am
Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 24,2008 11:48am
Wasn't Dwyer a Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 24,2008 11:50am
Dwyer build the pyramids of Giza.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 24,2008 11:55am
dwyer is an old geeza



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 12:25pm
Dwyer is the process of aging itself.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 24,2008 12:27pm
Dwyer invented the first butt plug.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 12:32pm
Dwyer created homosexuality.



toggletoggle post by MikeOvDecrepitvde at Dec 24,2008 12:44pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dwyer created homosexuality.


This actually made me laugh. Simplicity wins.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 12:45pm
I do what I can sir.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 12:48pm
Dwyer is responsible for the extinction of dodo birds. Way to go, asshole.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 24,2008 1:27pm


this is the first time the world had seen art, and it was solely because dwyer wanted to convince his peers that he hangs out with females.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 1:35pm
Dwyer invented females so because he was sick of taking pictures with dudes.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 24,2008 1:42pm
Dwyer gave us Culture Club. Suck a dick!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 24,2008 1:42pm
Dwyer also discovered fire.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 1:57pm
You know who invented the wheel? Well, it wasn't Dwyer but he's still old as dirt.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 24,2008 2:00pm
not old as dirt...he NAMED dirt...and most of the things we recognize today.

it's also been said that opposable thumbs were created solely for running a merch booth.



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Dec 24,2008 2:03pm
[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards]
Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk.


(funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you)



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 2:38pm
grizloch said[orig][quote]
[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards]
Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk.


(funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you)


That's why I said it. But, I said WIPE. To throw everyone off.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 24,2008 2:49pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
1987:



Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy?


Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar.



Off topic: John Ill be in Newport tonight... Any thing going on?



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 24,2008 2:51pm
Goofy fuck I meant. My gay iPod corrected me and wrote duck. I hate posting on RTtP a this thing.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 2:52pm
Dwyer used to sell phonograph cylinders in his distro.



toggletoggle post by Blacktooth at Dec 24,2008 2:52pm
Wasn't Dwyer the waitress at the Last Supper?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 2:57pm
Hahahahaha, I believe he was.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Dec 24,2008 4:23pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]

Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar.


Oh.
So why was Dwyer in a band with the guy from Loverboy?
And why is he making that expression on his face? Looks like the Loverboy guy just fucked him up the ass and failed to reciprocate with a reach-around.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 24,2008 7:14pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp.

Right before he put the ram in the ramalama ding dong



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Dec 24,2008 7:42pm
or was it the "dip" in the dip-de-dip-de-dip?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 24,2008 8:20pm
Dwyer went bald two minutes after Ric Flair got his first grey hair.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 24,2008 8:31pm
He inventeted 8 tracks. Thanks for nothing!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 24,2008 10:14pm
Dwyer knew the old man in the mountain when he was the young man in the mountain.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 24,2008 10:22pm
Dwyer shot Kennedy, and was a Nazi during the big one.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 24,2008 11:04pm
1978, obsessed by BLACK SABBATH already, thanks mom.



I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P:




toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 24,2008 11:06pm
dwyer was the first person ever caught in a mosh



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 8:28am
Dwyer taught Santa how to deliver the Xmas presents to little boys and girls.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 12:14pm
Dwyer is so old that his original phone # was 2.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 25,2008 12:20pm
dwyer was in the plane with buddy holly, richie valens, and the big bopper. there was only one parachute.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 25,2008 12:23pm
Dwyer won the Indy 500 riding a bike...and the Lil' Indy Bike Race in an Indy Car.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 25,2008 12:25pm
dwyer wore old spice when it was simply known as spice.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 25,2008 12:34pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]

I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P:



Dwyer on the right.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 12:42pm
Dwyer is so old that he made a guest appearance in The Land Before Time.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 12:45pm
This thread is a blast while board at work haha.

Dwyer is so old that he knows the chicken came first.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 12:54pm
The chicken nor the egg came first. It was Dwyer.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 12:55pm
Hahaha



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 25,2008 12:59pm
Dwyer set up his table at the Battle of Hastings. At the time the only item in Pathos' distro was Saxon's Wheels of Steel, sales were disappointing.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 25,2008 1:06pm
Dwyer got sponsored by Jimmy'z back when they made chariots. I heard he tore shit up on the Circus Maximus mini ramp.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 1:06pm
Braveheart is based on Dwyers life.



toggletoggle post by BEXDA at Dec 25,2008 1:11pm
jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 1:15pm
Dwyer is not the President of the Hairclub For Men, nor he is he a member.



toggletoggle post by BEXDA at Dec 25,2008 1:17pm
thats because he is the orignal poster child for the hairclub for men...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 1:30pm
Dwyer lost his hair before bald was beautiful.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 25,2008 1:31pm
BEXDA said[orig][quote]
jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask!


yeah but after he took the pictures the church painted over all the women



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 1:33pm
Dwyer saw the Loch Ness Monster hatch.



toggletoggle post by atthehauntedNLI at Dec 25,2008 1:39pm
Dwyer is the missing link.



toggletoggle post by BEXDA at Dec 25,2008 1:58pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
Dwyer is the missing link.

to bad someone already said that gangster.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 2:15pm
Dwyer knew Father Christmas when he was Son Christmas.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 25,2008 2:24pm
The Phaedo *SPOILERS*











The hemlock Socrates ate? Dwyer planted it.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 2:44pm
Caesar really said, "Et tu, Dwyer?"



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 25,2008 2:51pm
dwyer voted for george washington at the first election.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 25,2008 2:58pm
george washington voted for dwyer in the first test election



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 25,2008 3:28pm
Druids were once known as Dwyers.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 25,2008 4:06pm
it wasnt zeus that imprisoned the titans, it was dwyer



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 5:33pm
Dwyer is old.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 25,2008 5:34pm
dwyer actually ages backwards, like brad pitt. so in reality he's only 8



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 25,2008 5:44pm
Oh, the famous BEXTRA emerges!






toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 25,2008 5:45pm
In medieval times, Dwyer carried the Black Death in his distro.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 25,2008 6:04pm
the T in dwyer's middle name stands for t-rex which dwyer has evolved from. in that picture is a victim he stepped on, just like in the dinosaurs attack trading cards.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Dec 25,2008 6:19pm
Krampus is Dwyer's younger brother.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 26,2008 1:32am
Dwyer came up with the concept for Cadillacs and Dinosaurs based on his own experiences in the late Triassic period.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 26,2008 1:35am
Dwyer was around when the Labrea (sp?) tar pit was just the Labrea tar puddle.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Dec 26,2008 1:41am
The Bible is a selection of Dwyer misquotes.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 26,2008 1:43am edited Dec 26,2008 1:43am
Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2008 2:40am
ahahahaha




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2008 3:53am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!


20 years ago...





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 26,2008 10:34am
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago.


hahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 26,2008 10:37am
the Balrog of Morgoth considers Dwyer "old school".



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 26,2008 2:08pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!


20 years ago...




Dwyer remembers when doing a boneless was "progressive"



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 26,2008 3:28pm
Dwyer's so old that "Is that rain???" is the topic of every thread he posts.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 26,2008 4:09pm
Dwyer uses a hokey to vacuum.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 27,2008 1:37pm
Dwyer is earth vader's father



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 27,2008 1:39pm
Dwyer coached oil can Boyd in little league



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 27,2008 1:40pm
Darth vader. Damn iPhone spelly thing



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 27,2008 3:35pm
dwyer is going to that cro mags show tonight, sporting his original cro mags tunic. made from 100% mammoth hide.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 28,2008 7:03am


We invented skateboards and the wheel.



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at Dec 28,2008 1:27pm
Dwyer is CMTAIB



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 31,2008 7:27am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 31,2008 9:47am
Earth Vader ftw. hahaha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 31,2008 10:31am
Earth Vader was around before space travel was possible...and his father was dwyer.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 24,2009 6:41am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Earth Vader ftw. hahaha


lol



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 24,2009 9:39am
We need more old people jokes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 24,2009 9:49am
[views:1699][posts:169]



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 24,2009 9:55am
creepy



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 24,2009 10:33am
AD stands for After Dwyer.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Feb 24,2009 10:45am
ok i gotta stop reading this at work ive actually LOL'd 3 times and ROFL where i had to leave the office and get some air.

this shit is solid gold, MFR hats off to you sir.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 24,2009 10:46am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
AD stands for After Dwyer.


LOL thats good



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 24,2009 10:52am
the Sun is actually Dwyer's first birthday candle.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 25,2009 8:35pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 26,2009 7:44am
Dwyer is the official scribe of the papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the water.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 26,2009 9:38am
Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 26,2009 3:59pm
he's so old that he used to rape some jew loving dude named gaius julius caesar augustus germanicus. I wonder how that turned out.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 26,2009 5:42pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.


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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 26,2017 2:42pm
No.



toggletoggle post by Senior Citizen Advocate at Dec 26,2017 4:50pm
I hear Extenze helps.



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