I'm lying in bed this morning and I get stirred out of my sleep by a loud constant "WURRRRRRRURURURURURRRRR" sound of some dickhead revving their engine over and over and over trying to get out of the snow. I get up, get dressed, and feed my cats and I can still hear "WURRRRURURURURRRRRURRRRR" over and over and over again. It's obvious just from listening to it that they're doing the typical assholes thing, and just laying on the gas pedal instead of doing anything productive.

Then I look out the window, and see that it's my downstairs neighbor stuck at the top of my driveway. I'm still starting to wake up, and I remember laughing at the exact same thing at 8:00 last night. This fucking lady obviously left her car in the middle of the driveway over night because she couldn't figure out how to get her car out of the snow.

Before you ask why I didn't get out and help her, here's a few things you should know about these people. They're this Cape Verdean family that lives to be a giant pain in my ass. We have an off street lot designed for 5 cars, and they insist on parking a 6th car, and the cars of their 8,000 relatives in our lot. If they have a party or something they refuse to park their army of Cadillac Escalades in the street, and just pile them into our small lot to the point where they have trouble even getting them out. The grandson is a legit crack dealer in Boston, and at one point we had unmarked police cruisers staking out surveillance on our building. And whenever it snows they don't do a goddamn thing about it except wait for us to shovel out spots for our cars, and then steal the spots. Of the dozens of people I see come and go from that apartment I've never once seen a single one of them with a snow shovel. And of the countless times I've shoveled their steps for them I've never received a single thank you.

Meanwhile this girl is waking up the entire neighborhood and beating the shit out of her engine trying to get into, or out of (I can't even tell at this point) the driveway. From my upstairs window I can clearly see that she's driven one of her front wheels into a bank of snow and that if she just backed up, or shoveled her wheel out she'd be fine. I already spent over an hour yesterday clearing out a pathway for my car to get out. There's really no reason why she shouldn't be able to figure it out. So I walked to the bus stop and left her there while he car stalled out for the 10th time.

Fucking people.

THEN I get to work and find out that the fat guy from my office called in sick because his finger hurts, and he needs to goto the hospital.

That is what he gets for fingering his pucker fish. I hate unappreciative cocks. Never shovel their ungratful asses steps again my negro.

you live in a fucking shit neighborhood. Last time you made a thread it was about dickhead kids in your neighborhood smashing pumpkins on your doorstep or some shit.

Can you park on the street in your neighborhood? That's what I would do. also put sugar in her gas tank, obviously the cunt doesn't deserve to have a working car.

where I live it's all white people so everyone was outside last night helping everyone else shovel.

too long to read at work. post a paraphrase, kthx.

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Then it'd just be a big boulder taking up a parking spot... AGAIN. This is the same girl who let her car sit in our driveway with a flat tire for over 2 months. Like slapping a donut on it, and driving it down the street to get a $25 flat repair is the most arduous task in the world. It was even more pathetic because it has this huge dent in the passenger side like this girl ran into it gunt first.

move to a different neighborhood.

It's actually not a bad neighborhood at all. One side of it is nice, the other end of it gets kind of white trashy in a "we keep an obvious demented pitbull chained up on our front lawn" sort of way. Strangely enough I live on the better side. It's just a handful of people that irritate the shit out of me on a daily basis.

in that case i would suggest the subtle use of napalm

Sounds like parts of providence...

next time you shovel, shovels the snow onto their cars.