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returntothepit >> discuss >> [sports] The only time I will root for the JETS by timtirpation on Dec 21,2008 9:26pm
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toggletoggle post by timtirpation at Dec 21,2008 9:26pm
We all know that the Ravens will not lose to the Jags, so next week I will be backing the Jets in their next game against the fish.

Oh how fate has a twisted way of smacking N.E. in the face.

GO JETS!!!!!



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Dec 21,2008 9:29pm
absolutely

go jaguars too!



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Dec 21,2008 9:30pm
totally just read the title and not the body of your post, jags could beat the ravens! probably not though



toggletoggle post by timtirpation at Dec 21,2008 9:33pm
no way are the Jags going to beat baltimore. No way dooder.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Dec 21,2008 9:34pm
haha it's a pretty slim chance, i'll still be checking the score though it's a possibility!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 21,2008 9:57pm
Go Dolphins!



toggletoggle post by timtirpation at Dec 21,2008 10:01pm
I SAID LACES OUT!!!!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 21,2008 10:06pm
i found this as i was perusing through ace ventura pics:


Ace Ventura 3" - Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again. Single mom Melissa couldn't fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Josh Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa's chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father's comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates' missing pets, and always with big mishaps. But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested for the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.

Stay tuned for more about "Ace Ventura Jr."

STARRING: Josh Flitter, Emma Lockhart, Austin Rogers, Ann Cusack, Chris Adler
DIRECTOR: David M. Evans
STUDIO: Universal Pictures
RATING: PG (For crude humor)
THEATER COUNT (Opening Weekend): TBD
RUNNING TIME: TBD
TOTAL DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE: TBD
U.S. DVD RELEASE
DATE: TBD


Holy fucking epic fail.



toggletoggle post by timtirpation at Dec 21,2008 10:12pm
so gay when when they make sequels and whatever comes after sequels w/o the original star.

Like when they made cruel intentions 2 w/o ryan phillipe and sarah michelle gellar. My heart was broken.........broken.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Dec 21,2008 10:49pm
that sounds about as good as dumb and dumberer



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 22,2008 1:02am
There are 3 teams in the AFC vying for playoff spots, and only 1 of them has looked like a playoff caliber team this week, and that's the Patriots. They're getting hot, and it'll be a huge shame if they don't make the playoffs.

Jacksonville could conceivably beat the Ravens. They almost beat the Colts. They won't though. They're not a clutch team, and they don't have the heart to finish strong. Their team has been an absolute mess all year with drama, and Jack Del Rio continually blowing up over anything and everything. The Ravens want it way more, and will cripple the Jags running game early.

I hate to say it, but I'm really worried about the Jets Dolphins game next week. I wouldn't put it past Mangini to tank one on purpose if the Patriots beat the Bills. Mangini is basically playing for his job though. His awful coaching cost them another critical win, and he's going to need all the wins he can get to stay the head coach of the Jets. I think Parcells' shadow coaching is better than Mangini's actual coaching any day of the week. I trust Favre enough not to play two terrible games in a row, but the Jets D has still given up 98 points in the last 4 games.

Are we asking too much of the Jets to beat the Miami Dolphins? I honestly can not believe it came down to this.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Dec 22,2008 1:07am
I hope Favre retires after this. What a flop he's been this season.



toggletoggle post by timtirpation at Dec 22,2008 1:20am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Are we asking too much of the Jets to beat the Miami Dolphins? I honestly can not believe it came down to this.


ha ha



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 22,2008 1:08pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
i found this as i was perusing through ace ventura pics:


Ace Ventura 3" - Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again. Single mom Melissa couldn't fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Josh Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa's chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father's comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates' missing pets, and always with big mishaps. But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested for the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.

Stay tuned for more about "Ace Ventura Jr."

STARRING: Josh Flitter, Emma Lockhart, Austin Rogers, Ann Cusack, Chris Adler
DIRECTOR: David M. Evans
STUDIO: Universal Pictures
RATING: PG (For crude humor)
THEATER COUNT (Opening Weekend): TBD
RUNNING TIME: TBD
TOTAL DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE: TBD
U.S. DVD RELEASE
DATE: TBD


Holy fucking epic fail.


god thats terrible.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 22,2008 1:11pm
there was that one part in Dumb and Dumberer that was relatively funny. Where Bob Saget yells about there being shit everywhere



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 22,2008 1:24pm
The jags have a bit of a chance to win. They scraped with the Colts rather well. Jags had the lead most of that game, and fucked themselves in the rump at the end.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 22,2008 1:28pm
oh, this is about sports

right



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 22,2008 1:38pm
I honestly don't think the Jags have it in them. It takes heart to win a tough game on the last game of the season when your team is way out of contention. The Jags don't have heart. They've just got a bunch of big mouth assholes, and a big mouth asshole coach.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 22,2008 1:44pm
Also, is there anyone here who honestly believes Favre will purposely (key word) tank a game that could possibly be his last in the NFL?

A Jets / Patriots playoff matchup is a lot more appealing to the NFL then the Miami dolphins against anybody. Think about that one.




toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Dec 22,2008 1:46pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
I hope Favre retires after this. What a flop he's been this season.


Who's shocked that Favre has been a flop this season?



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Dec 22,2008 2:32pm
yeah, and made the pro bowl

faggot



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Dec 22,2008 2:43pm
The Pro Bowl means nothing.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 22,2008 3:06pm
because he is Favre he gets an automatic ticket to Hawaii which is gay. Him and his 500 interceptions this year.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 22,2008 7:11pm
GO JAGS
(pukes inside mouth) GO JETS



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Dec 22,2008 8:23pm
GO BANANA!!

since I can't watch the pats out here, i've become a Steelers fan. For some reason they are always shown here



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Dec 22,2008 8:23pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
i found this as i was perusing through ace ventura pics:


Ace Ventura 3" - Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again. Single mom Melissa couldn't fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Josh Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa's chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father's comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates' missing pets, and always with big mishaps. But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested for the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.

Stay tuned for more about "Ace Ventura Jr."

STARRING: Josh Flitter, Emma Lockhart, Austin Rogers, Ann Cusack, Chris Adler
DIRECTOR: David M. Evans
STUDIO: Universal Pictures
RATING: PG (For crude humor)
THEATER COUNT (Opening Weekend): TBD
RUNNING TIME: TBD
TOTAL DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE: TBD
U.S. DVD RELEASE
DATE: TBD


Holy fucking epic fail.


so is changing the subject your way of telling everyone that your a faggot ass dolphins fan!!!! FAGGOT ASS DOLPHINS FAN!! I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE IN A FIRE. YOU COP. FUCK YOU YOU COP!!!!! lets watch football together on sunday pires. so i can laugh in your face when the pats beat the bills and the jets beat the dolphins. i cant fuckin wait!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Dec 22,2008 9:11pm
I'll be in new York for the game. Sorry cavvy.



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