I don't know if we've had this poll before, but I had to record a holiday choir yesterday, and I'm in the mood to bash on some holiday classics.

Christmas in Hollis. FTW.



bennyhillifier

Fuckin' Domenic the Donkey takes the god damn cake in my book.

Feliz Navidad. that song makes my teeth shatter.

haha my buddy's comic book-based industrial rap group is playing the lucky dog tonight with the flock of assholes and they sampled "christmas in hollis" and turned it into "christmas in worcester"

also, any recent remake of a christmas song is the worst. every contemporary soft rock christmas song is inconceivably worse than mainstream soft rock radio.

oh man yeah those are terrible. those Mariah Carey style sappy songs.

If by most hated you meant best, then the answer is The Chipmunks Christmas Song.

iiiii still waaaant a HUUUUUULA-HOOOOOP!

Fucking Xmas music is the WORST...nothing makes me want to turn
into a serial killer more. I think the whole consumer bullshit holiday
sucks in general but adding the excruciating soundtrack just makes
it even more horrific.

Say what you will, but Twisted Sister's Twisted Christmas is totally awesome!

fuck that twisted sister song, there's a tv in the showroom at my dealership. Every day i hear that song at least 3 times

The only Xmas song I like is Father Christmas by the Kinks. Its about mugging Santa Claus and taking his money instead of all the stupid presents.

Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney can fuck right off.

that album is fuckin funny.

i also like the retarded boy at burger king xmas parody, and Mr. Garrison - Merry Fuckin Christmas

In all honesty, I love that goddamn song.

"It's disrespectful to the other chipmunks!"

bennyhillifier

FEAR"Fuck Xmas"..the only song you need!

If you've ever worked at a Toys R Us during the Christmas season like I did in high school, you come to absolutely despise the Chipmunks Christmas song.

I don't care for any Christmas song. However, Murder City Devil's song "364 Days", about St. Nick getting drunk, will put you in the spirit of the season.

in general i enjoy christmas music just for the one month. dont say you never got drunk and somehow end up singing christmas carols

i found myself singing the drifters' version of white christmas in july this year

The 2nd backup singer from the left is my GF:

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As proud as I am of her for singing on national TV... This song is lame as fuck (she agrees).

Little Drummer Boy by a mile. Fuckin song is an abomination.

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The 2nd backup singer from the left is my GF:


bennyhillifier

Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hell
Ringing bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupid
Im a get stupid, ha ha ha,
Eh I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like gimme gimme
I know that hes commin hes commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the very next day
I see your gettin paid leaden the parade
Im that sniper on the buildin
Listen to my nine go click,
Santas a fat bitch
(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch
Santa claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I aint get shit
Another year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roof
Ohh my undertaker Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somethin to say about st. nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit no toys, candy canes, j
Just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there aint nuttin in the cupboard
So Ill be quick, quick and brief
All I need for christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few numbers could you help me out
Should of known I guessed Id show not a steak
No kinda gift I didnt get shit some say
I was bad but that wasnt it its all because,
(2x) santas a fat bitch
Santa claus is a fat bitch
Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe
Another year and I aint got shit
Another year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roof
Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho dont go that way
Rudolf thats the ghetto ho-ho those
Boys and girls dont deserve anything
(in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,
Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But rudolf, he dont bring his slay my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little j
I guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich bays they gettin paid
Countin the toys and ducats they made me?
I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
Im a kill that fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch
He ate too much
Mcdonalds another year and I aint get shit
Mrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roof
Slice that bitch in the big red coat
Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood
Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature stirring but a fuckin rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffin
All that I paid wished and prayed
That fat mutha fucka would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls but
I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat bitch
(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch
Santa claus is a fat bitch
(2x) another year and I aint get shit
Another year I aint get shit
If I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roof
Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
(2x) santa claus is a fat bitch
Santa claus is a fat bitch
Another year and I aint get shit I aint ge-et shi-it
If I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof
Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Hes got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Hear comes santa claus again.

Of the poll options, I'm going to say Santa Baby.

the only acceptable xmas song is Blue Christmas with Porky Pig.

basically anything brian setzer plays, especially zat you santa claus and mr. grinch.
i'm so fucking spent on holiday music. i listen to at least 7 albums a day at the store now. make it stop!

I am so glad someone made a thread about this! I am at work for about 12 hours a day and they do not give up on the christmas music here! ITs so bad they are in my dreams now. But by far the worse song is "I saw momma kissing Santa" by the Jackson 5! I hate the part when little Michael says" I really did see momma kissing Santa under the christmas tree, I REALLY DID!"

They play absolutely horrendous versions of each of these songs where I work.

Frosty takes the cake.

Yea I hear ya, that Frosty song is the worse!!!!!

I can tolerate hearing any Christmas song once, but after that I want to set everything on fire. The best Christmas song is "Santa's Got a Motherfuckin' Uzi" by Mr. Lif.

the only xmas song i really like is Red Water by Type O Negative. actually, ICP had some good ones. Santa's A Fat Bitch, Red Christmas, and Santa Claus Killas.

FUCK THE SNOW and CHRISTMAS SONGS.

the worst song of all has to be "i want a hippopotimis for christmas "
just die , i hate christmas : the greed ,the music , the stupid tv specials , the phoney love bullshit , the rush , and most of all the hypocritical religous crap .

hate all of these, but i think im gonna go with jingle bell rock

the beach boys christmas album is the only good christmas music

mariah carey's "all i want for christmas is you" makes me stabby. aside from that, i like putting christmas music on because it annoys other people so much and i really don't mind it.

i can do paul mccartney "a wonderful christmastime" too

The Chipmunks all the way. That shit is audible rape.

I voted "Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because I just realized that it's John Cougar Mellencamp's friggin dad kissing his mom. That's who he caught. fucker.

I wonder if there is a song called " I saw daddy fucking santa clause"?

but then it turns out that it's just dad's "friend" that you call "uncle steve". you know, the guy that sleeps over in bed with your dad.

thought it does smell like a vaginal jesus xmas 7"

Uncle Steve sleep with me, uncle frank sleeps with Dad

Anything by burl Ives is certifiably awesome

That works too. I'm kind of immune to Christmas music after years and years at Stop & Shop, but some people just flip the fuck out over it.

the twisted sister cover of silver bells is fucking awesome, with the bass solo at the end.

best christmas song, no video just the song

I was thinking about this at work. I'd have to go with all of them.

worst- that george michael ultra gay "last xmas i gave you my heart" song.

best - hey santa by the uk subs

Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn't even afford a fire

But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we'd all sit round his tongue

We couldn't afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo

Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo

Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home

Santa claus you cunt
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what i like

I've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my fucking bike

If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would've fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse

You went and mucked my order up
It's enough to make you spew
It's not just me that's pissed off
My sister's cheesed off too

Santa claUs you cunt
Where's my fucking pram
You promised me you fucking cunt
You know who I am

'Cos I'm the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where's my fucking pram

Next time i go to see him
I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Set his fucking reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts

Just you wait til next year
'Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
'll come stomping through that door

Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls
'Cos he tells fucking lies

He's a pisstake and a pervert
He's not even fucking bright
'Cos that fucking wanker
Forgot my fucking bike

Hey santa claus you cunt
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like

I wrote you a fucking letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my fucking bike

Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
Fucking punch your head in....cunt
I saw mummy sucking santa

This list is severely flawed since it does not have that Merry Christmas song by The Waitresses on it. FUCK that song. It doesn't even make musical sense.

ill be posi here.. my favorite christmas songa are silent night.. and away in a manger bc i love jesus and songs about him

bennyhillifier