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returntothepit >> discuss >> making an omelet/ the salt shaker trick by Dave_Maggot on Dec 11,2008 1:32pm
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toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 11,2008 1:32pm
so i'm in the kitchen, making a delicious omelet, and i usually never use salt. but i figured i'd use a dash today. so i pick up the salt shaker, and BAM! the fucking lid falls off. i'm standing there, just staring at Mt. salt, on top of what used to be my delicious omelet. thinking, "i live at my mom's now, who would do such a thing?" so i take the pan over to the sink, dump whatever i can get of the salt off the eggs. cuz fuck that. why waste the eggs? ya know. i pour some water on them. finish cooking, and i'm good to go. they tasted horrible. but fuck wasting food. fuck the world.

Thank you for joining me for another dazzling episode of Maggotpiece theatre. thank you and goodnight.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 11,2008 1:32pm
your mom wants you out



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 11,2008 2:18pm
that'll teach you for making an omelett instead patronizing your local denny's establishment



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2008 2:30pm
I had a friend that worked as a waiter at Denny's in Coventry and I used to go in to visit him and hang out sometimes while he was working. You couldn't pay me enough to eat the food though. Just the smell of it makes me feel sick.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 11,2008 2:34pm
Josh fucked your Mom!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 11,2008 2:36pm
which is kinda fucked up cuz she's almost 50, thats more your territory dwyer. you should tap that.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 11,2008 2:53pm
Pics? Myspace link? hahaha



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Dec 11,2008 4:08pm
haha you goddamn deviant



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