Scrambled Eggs + Buttered Toast + American Cheese =

adding jalepenos to anything makes it a double hump

I used to eat that or an egg over hard 5 days a week. During that period of time I lost 25 lbs because I would be full for hours. I want eggs now.

oh man i want one right now

haha tell me about it. this shit is horrible for you but after you eat it you won't be hungry until midnight.

mmmm, eggberts

ha!

yea, egg on any kind of sandwich is just a fucking win and a half

i'll have to settle for sloppy joe today

I love to put two eggs in a nonstick pan, let em harden on the bottom and then fold em like an omlet so the yolks are covered. Flip after 30 seconds. 30 seconds later slide it onto toast or your plate and enjoy the awesome-ness of egg yolk.

*cums all over thread*

Um, excuse me, but I didn't order cum on my egg sammich.

it's not on the sandwich

it's on the thread

you can dip your sammich in the thread if you feel like having some cum

Hahaha...ugh. I almost feel like vomiting, just a little.

eggs are just chicken cum anyway. let him cum on your sangwich, mark.

fucking paula deen...soooo gross



bennyhillifier

This Jamaican guy in the hospital cafeteria makes me an egg and cheese sandwich on a whole wheat bagel every morning. I don't think he likes me very much, but his egg and cheese sandwiches are delicious.