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returntothepit >> discuss >> Brian Urlacher In Weirdest Custody Battle EVAR by xmikex on Nov 26,2008 12:15pm
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 26,2008 12:15pm
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/11/26/...using-gender-confusion-for-his-son/

Brian Urlacher is in a custody dispute with his ex-wife to get more time with his son. His ex-wife says he shouldn't because he's causing "gender confusion" with his son by painting his nails, and giving him Cinderella underwear.

This is a year after a publicized report that Urlacher had been sending his ex threatening text messages, and accused her of "raising a little pussy."

Read the article, it's actually pretty disturbing. Needless to say, this kid will be a giant fucking mess when he grows up.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 26,2008 12:20pm
LOL @ the abusive text message article for this alone:

"Grow the f--- up and quit praying and get a job."

http://www.fanhouse.com/2007/07/08/mother-...-accuses-him-of-sending-abusive-te/



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 26,2008 12:20pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 26,2008 12:21pm
HAHA!! You ever see his old spice commercials?




toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 26,2008 12:21pm
WTF??? That was weird.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 26,2008 12:24pm
Brian Urlacher FTW



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Nov 26,2008 12:58pm
hahaha i love the drama NFL players get themselves into. always hilarious.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 26,2008 1:08pm
HAHAHA! WTF. This is from the article Brian posted:

Urlacher's lawyer released a statement saying, "it is our past experience that much of what she claims is self-serving fiction," and there's certainly plenty of evidence for that. Robertson once accused "Lord of the Dance" Michael Flatley of raping her and sued him for $35 million. That case was thrown out, and Flatley is now suing Robertson for extortion and defamation.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 26,2008 1:21pm
YOU GONA GET RAPED




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 26,2008 1:24pm
HAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 26,2008 1:26pm
Lord Of The Rape!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 26,2008 1:27pm
raping someone without moving your arms would be difficult.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 26,2008 1:28pm
Michael Flatley's semen?

Inside Brian Urlacher's ex-wifes torn asshole?

It's more likely than you think.

FREE DEFAMATION SUIT!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 26,2008 1:33pm
Who's laughing now?

ME



toggletoggle post by guy at Nov 26,2008 1:38pm
AND THE FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.....



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 26,2008 4:39pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
raping someone without moving your arms would be difficult.


FCUKING WIN



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 26,2008 4:39pm
SPELLING IS FOR LITTLE PUSSIES



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 27,2008 11:54am
everytime i see an article relating to brian urlacher's custody battle, it is chock full of hilariousness.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 23,2008 9:01am
Urlacher's wife was just arrested for civil contempt regarding the Michael Flatley counter suit.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/12/23/...er-gets-an-early-christmas-present/

Her argument now is that Flatley is using his money to terrorize her.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 23,2008 11:50am
FIGHT URLACHER OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 23,2008 11:51am
i'm sick of these dancers and their money terrorism.



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