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returntothepit >> discuss >> Ass Smoothie by pornholio on Nov 25,2008 11:57pm
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toggletoggle post by pornholio at Nov 25,2008 11:57pm
"Ass Smoothie is all about pornstars and hot girls who enjoy ass to mouth felching. The porn babes make a smoothie which is then poured inside their rectum. We use a speculum to gape their asshole open wide so we can fill up their anal cavity with what then becomes known as the ass smoothie. As they wait in the piledriver position with their ass up in the air, we pour the entire anal smoothie inside their butt and let it sit their for a moment. When they are completely full, the girls get back on their feet and squirt the ass smoothie from their assholes into a glass below. Next they take the anal beverage to their lips and drink it all, thus completing the felching cycle of ass to mouth, by ingesting the ass smoothie which was sitting deep inside their own rectum."

Follow the link, scroll down a bit and watch the sneak preview.

http://secure.asssmoothie.com/track/OTg6MTU6Ng/



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 26,2008 12:12am
"Is she a smoothie girl?"




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 26,2008 12:21am
I fucking hate when the ice is all melted!
Is the girl with all the tattoos holding a pregnancy test?



toggletoggle post by pornholio at Nov 27,2008 10:19am
fun for the whole family to make on thanksgiving day!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 27,2008 2:46pm
This has been part of my family's holiday traditions for years. Mom makes'em the best.



toggletoggle post by ronalt at Nov 29,2008 3:16am



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 29,2008 4:44am
"Anyone can pick out some ingredients and mix them up in a blender. It takes a special kind of starlet to pick out some ingredients, mix them a little in the blender, gape open her own asshole in the pile-driver position, pour them into her own anus, mix them by jumping up and down then drop them into a glass!"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 29,2008 10:39am
these girls must douche with floor cleaner afterward. I can only imagine what diarrhae this feels like.



toggletoggle post by toolbox at Nov 29,2008 4:17pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 29,2008 4:33pm
I could really go for an ass smoothie right about now.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 29,2008 5:50pm
i refuse to accept that that wilted pastrami hoagie is an honest-to-john vagina.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 29,2008 6:13pm
toolbox said[orig][quote]


Anyone else notice the wedding band on this guys' hand?

His wife must be super happy with him.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 29,2008 6:15pm
she's probably the one pile driving a liquid lunch.



toggletoggle post by whacked out at Nov 30,2008 12:49am



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 30,2008 2:31am
those are some poor bastards' daughters...



toggletoggle post by bird brain at Nov 30,2008 7:00pm



toggletoggle post by knuckle tits at Dec 2,2008 12:02am



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Dec 2,2008 9:46am
mmmmmmmmmmmm



toggletoggle post by brentwood at Dec 5,2008 7:41am



toggletoggle post by Mary Lou at Dec 5,2008 1:48pm
Ass smoothies are now available at all Mary Lou's Coffee locations.



toggletoggle post by the sentinel at Jun 22,2009 11:24pm



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 23,2009 12:01am
reminds me of a good friend of mine.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2009 12:53am
I would only watch if they did it to a girl who was lactose intolerant.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 23,2009 1:33am
that's just gross!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2009 1:35am
you see this line?
_____________________________________________________________________



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 23,2009 2:36am
yes... and I don't get it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2009 3:16am
arg!!! YOU CROSSED IT!!!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 23,2009 4:38am
haha.. *yawn*



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS /w ??? at Jun 23,2009 7:17am
THIS IS DELICIOUS.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 23,2009 10:53am
What the fuck!??!!



toggletoggle post by common victualer at Jun 25,2009 8:04am
no better way to beat the heat than this



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Mar 23,2010 11:11pm














toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 23,2010 11:52pm
Big fan



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 24,2010 12:50am
brentwood said[orig][quote]



Allston in Full Effect...



toggletoggle post by substitutecreature at Mar 24,2010 1:04am
douchebag_patrol_2 said[orig][quote]













my mind has been blown



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 24,2010 1:06am
Is she from Allston, Nick?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 24,2010 1:12am
haha, glorious. But that soda and fries came out looking like atomic diarrhea.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 24,2010 1:14am
damn, first time ever peeking in this gem of a thread. why did i miss this?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 24,2010 1:22am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Is she from Allston, Nick?



no she isnt, well that i know of. but im 95% positive that skanks in allston wouldnt be opposed to shit of this nature. they ARE skanks, and riddled with STDs



toggletoggle post by substitutecreature at Mar 24,2010 1:22am
the fact that she has rollerskates on sends it over the top



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 24,2010 1:46am
Next time I come up to Boston, we need to make rootbeer flotes in sluts' buttholes. I'll bring the speculi.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Mar 24,2010 4:52am
I think rttp has some of the most disgusting people. do you guys get off to this or is this just "lol i found something that looks like a cannibal corpse album cover!!!"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 24,2010 5:37am
Gravity and massive cock pounding has taken a toll on the Allston Mcdonalds chicks ham wallet.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Mar 24,2010 5:26pm
Hahahaha ham wallet. Can I borrow that?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jun 22,2010 11:49pm



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jun 22,2010 11:55pm


That would've been my reaction if I were a twat. No. I'm going to fap to this at some point. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 23,2010 2:53am




toggletoggle post by mastic beach at Nov 18,2010 4:30pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
This has been part of my family's holiday traditions for years. Mom makes'em the best.


pics from thanksgiving ass smoothies this year or GTFO



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst's greatest hits at Dec 8,2010 1:04pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
i refuse to accept that that wilted pastrami hoagie is an honest-to-john vagina.



toggletoggle post by delacroix at Jan 14,2011 3:14pm
ever pour a whole two litre bottle of coke into a chicks ass? i have.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 14,2011 3:19pm
i want a smoothie made out of many pureed asses.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 14,2011 3:26pm
delacroix said[orig][quote]
ever pour a whole two litre bottle of coke into a chicks ass? i have.


sounds...explosive.



toggletoggle post by bates motel at Sep 22,2011 2:33pm
bump



toggletoggle post by She-Troll at Sep 22,2011 2:34pm
these bitches need to go down i m so jealous



toggletoggle post by riddle of the troll at Sep 22,2011 2:35pm
you smell the poo, you know what to do

call the call, break the seal

suck the cock, seal the deal



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 23,2012 2:19am
douchebag_patrol_2 said[orig][quote]














toggletoggle post by I shoot porn at Oct 26,2012 2:26pm
Whats the lowest a porn bitch can go? This or fucking The Minion? Tough call.



toggletoggle post by gaybook at Oct 27,2012 10:20am
There has got to be bacteria involved. ATM is risky, no?



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Oct 27,2012 10:45am
i think it depends on the ASS:MOUTH ratio



toggletoggle post by goatrider  at Oct 28,2012 4:15pm
Okay, a practical question:

Would a significant other's ass smoothie be a valid method of ingesting VitaMix blends? It seems like the introduction of liquified organic fruit and plant matter to the human anus may result in a loss of essential nutrients, especially if some particles containing high vitamin amounts were to cling to the rectal walls.



toggletoggle post by Mister Met-RX at Mar 16,2016 2:16pm
It's healthy as long as you use non-GMO ingredients!



toggletoggle post by Make RTTP Great Again at Mar 16,2016 9:01pm
It's all Dwyer's fault!



toggletoggle post by yeezy at May 23,2017 8:24pm
sup



toggletoggle post by susurrate at May 23,2017 8:26pm
regret not disabling images before opening this thread. all my windows are open and there are neighbors outside partying in view of my 32" monitor.



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