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returntothepit >> discuss >> Album of the year by goatcatalyst on Oct 28,2008 2:31am
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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 2:31am
Disagree and you're a dildo-gumming, wrongfaced faggot with semen in your ear... and poor taste.

OLD WAINDS "Death Nord Kult"



http://sharebee.com/eabb22e7



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 11:14am
45 views and not one "thank you" or "oh my, Ryan, you're so fucking right".

Why do I even bother to bestow my rare philanthropy on y'all dicklicking ingrates???

Fuck.



toggletoggle post by thebloodening  at Oct 28,2008 11:15am
thank you.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 11:17am
Welcome, buddy.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 28,2008 11:20am
My album of the year:



But I'll definitely check that out. Thanks brah!



toggletoggle post by BSV_ent_MTL at Oct 28,2008 11:21am
ARGHOSLENT



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 11:39am
Arghoslent is definitely in my top five.

I'm also really into this new Lifelover (horrible name for a great band) album. Definitely more "experimental". I'll post a link later.



toggletoggle post by notloggedin at Oct 28,2008 11:42am
argoslant are nazis you assholes



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 28,2008 11:44am
BSV_ent_MTL said[orig][quote]
ARGHOSLENT

I heard Incorrigible Bigotry for the first time last week and haven't stopped listening...gotta pick up the new album..



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 28,2008 11:47am
notloggedin said[orig][quote]
argoslant are nazis you assholes


OH NOES!!

Better self-censor what I can listen to because it's too controversial



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 12:03pm
Oh, there Nazis?

Looks like Old Wainds has now become my #2 pick of the year.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 28,2008 12:04pm
they're*



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 28,2008 12:04pm
^
grammar nazi



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 12:10pm
That was an intentional misspelling, hoss.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 28,2008 12:11pm
Well then.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 12:22pm
It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Oct 28,2008 12:25pm
actually, arghslent are not nazis. You don't like them because they don't like black people, so YOU STEREOTYPED them into a category with people they have nothing to do with. way to go, hypocrite.



toggletoggle post by notloggedin at Oct 28,2008 12:46pm
how about im a fake troll and you guys got worked up over nothing



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 28,2008 12:54pm
hi DYA



toggletoggle post by dftg at Oct 28,2008 1:35pm
seig heil.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 1:52pm
let's get back on track here...

Old Wainds > everything and anything.

prove me wrong. i double dog dare you.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Oct 28,2008 1:52pm
checking this out... THANKS ryan!



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 28,2008 3:12pm
the zip file for the album seems empty....i'm no stranger to the enternet but i'm pretty sure it won't extract for me..if it's as good as you say i'll probably order it along with the new Arghoslent anyway.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Oct 28,2008 3:20pm
Originally i thought this thread was gonna be about Revocation.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 28,2008 4:02pm
This album is intense.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Oct 28,2008 4:48pm
Never heard Old Wainds. I will check it out.

The new Arghoslent is up there.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 28,2008 5:12pm
I have their 2006 digipak release in stock!

http://www.pathosproductions.com/catalog.aspx?search=O&SearchType=1




toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 28,2008 6:02pm
Ban all Nazis, throw them in jail.

Bill White of Overthrow.com now IS in jail, which is a loss for all of us since he's a hippie Nazi:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/21/us/politics/21whites.html?hp



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 6:17pm
^ this thread is about Old Wainds, butthole.

and darkwor, pretty sure it's a .rar file, not a zip.

and i'd highly recommend anybody pick up the "Scalding Coldness" digipak from Dwyer. that album is fucking incredible. well-produced black metal with killer riffs and perfect atmosphere (in my seldom humble opinion).



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 28,2008 6:32pm
dftg said[orig][quote]
actually, arghslent are not nazis. You don't like them because they don't like black people, so YOU STEREOTYPED them into a category with people they have nothing to do with. way to go, hypocrite.


This thread isn't about Nazis.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 6:48pm
dftg has treated me to many beers, which is more than i can say for you, conservatio.

kick rocks, smartypants.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 28,2008 6:58pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
My album of the year:



But I'll definitely check that out. Thanks brah!


Does anyone have a link for this one?




toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 28,2008 6:59pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
dftg has treated me to many beers, which is more than i can say for you, conservatio.

kick rocks, smartypants.


Kisses to you, cutie pie!

I'm not sure if my reply was intended to be taken as seriously as it was. But it did explain the confusion. (?)



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 28,2008 7:46pm
haha - you should know better than to take me seriously... ever

... well, unless i'm talking about Old Fucking Wainds!!!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Oct 28,2008 7:56pm
I rocked this over and over at work today. This is good black metal.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 28,2008 9:06pm
Origin mp3 links

No goats can be serious, unless they're being serious. Hard to tell.






toggletoggle post by This_Is_Heresy  at Oct 28,2008 10:51pm
I was one of those 45 at the beginning. But I didnt want to say thanks until I knew it was good.

Thanks. Its sick.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 28,2008 10:57pm


Number One



Number Two



Number Three

Honorable Mentions:

Disfear - Live the Storm
Russian Circles - Station
Kehlvin - Holy Cancer
Torche - Meanderthal (2008, right?)

And, since it most likely will be based on samples I've heard

Trap Them - Seizures in Barren Praise



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 29,2008 9:31am
I'm gonna add the new Enslaved and Cult of Luna to the albums of the year list.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 29,2008 11:30am
SUPER KVLT ALBUM BY OBSCURE BM BAND FTW



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 29,2008 11:32am
they're always ftw, you should know that by now.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 29,2008 12:37pm
can't wait for the new Trap Them. saw em last week in the basement of my friends' record store (Redscroll... you may have heard me mention them) and the new jams were on some Volume 4 type heaviness. love the fuck out of that band. that'll definitely make top ten.

and it's honestly not like i'm trying to win some obscurity pissing contest with my pushing of the Wainds. i just sincerely think they crush 99% of the bands in the genre and in my benevolence, i wish to share the wealth. motherfuckers is from the arctic fucking circle. and they sound like it!!! they deserve to be heard waaaay more than any of the turds getting ads in that selfaware hipster fagrag decibel!



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Oct 29,2008 1:43pm
Whatever, Nazi!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 29,2008 1:50pm
Shissefuhrer!



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 29,2008 2:39pm edited Oct 29,2008 3:17pm
Old Wainds is awesome, and the new one tickles my fancy with a frosty finger.

...I have heard the entire new Trap Them album, because some nice little fairy dropped it at the foot of my bed, and it is a heavy piece of ass. Really diggin' Justain in that band.

Hehe, I'll add that since I like the band and want them to do well, I am keeping this bit of info for myself, and picking up a copy of the LP.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 3:08pm
Old Wainds isn't that obscure. I'm sure some of the tr00 kVl7 blakk m3tal crowd will show up and list a garbage list of random Norse-Germanic words, Hebrew mystical symbols and obscure drug names and claim they're all better, even though they all sounds like a tap left on in the middle of the night while the dog scratches in the background.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 3:11pm
Downloading:

Old Wainds
Disfear (liked them since Soul Scars)
Origin
Cult of Luna



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 29,2008 3:12pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Downloading:

Old Wainds
Disfear (liked them since Soul Scars)
Origin
Cult of Luna


Defintely grab Mouth of the Architect - Quietly if you don't have it already.

Just a really great record.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 29,2008 3:20pm
haha - such is the pissing contest turned golden shower that is the black metal underground.

"my production is scuzzier than yours"

"we recorded in a dilapidated, ancient aqueduct"



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 3:35pm
Yeah, I know. It's painful to watch. People have forgotten about MUSIC QUALITY in their desperate bid for BAND EQUALITY, or having us all know their two-chord two-CD-R black metal "project."

They are so afraid of Kings -- big bands that everyone knows -- that they've ensured that no one is gonna rise above the level of being equal and having their own equally obscure, equally novel, flutes, etc. black metal band.

blackmetal.co.uk is the epicenter of this attitude, since it's on Brokeback Island where they really go nuts for the idea that everyone must participate.

It is painful to watch. The average "tr00 kvlt" black metal now is basically Blink 182 on shitty production settings in GarageBand with necro symbols and "outrageous statements" cluttered around it, and it generally sucks. I've really pissed some people off with this statement: "Well, if it's that obscure, it must suck," because they forget that Darkthrone, et al, never wanted to be obscure but were obscure because their music scared normal people at the time.

Nu-black metal will scare no one.

Murph, I'm searching out of the MotA - Quietly now. Thanks for the tip.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 29,2008 4:05pm
go tell it on the mountain



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 29,2008 4:16pm
blackmetal.co.uk. hahaha



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 5:37pm
aril said[orig][quote]
blackmetal.co.uk. hahaha


Indeed.

I can't tell if the site's down, or if my avatar got his ass banned again. LOL



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 29,2008 10:09pm
Murph said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Downloading:

Old Wainds
Disfear (liked them since Soul Scars)
Origin
Cult of Luna


Defintely grab Mouth of the Architect - Quietly if you don't have it already.

Just a really great record.


I like everything from Mouth of The Architect. Do you like The Ocean?



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 29,2008 10:41pm
Yes I sure do.

If you like The Ocean, definitely grab Callisto - Noir.

AMAZING.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2008 8:00am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Yeah, I know. It's painful to watch. People have forgotten about MUSIC QUALITY in their desperate bid for BAND EQUALITY, or having us all know their two-chord two-CD-R black metal "project."

They are so afraid of Kings -- big bands that everyone knows -- that they've ensured that no one is gonna rise above the level of being equal and having their own equally obscure, equally novel, flutes, etc. black metal band.

blackmetal.co.uk is the epicenter of this attitude, since it's on Brokeback Island where they really go nuts for the idea that everyone must participate.

It is painful to watch. The average "tr00 kvlt" black metal now is basically Blink 182 on shitty production settings in GarageBand with necro symbols and "outrageous statements" cluttered around it, and it generally sucks. I've really pissed some people off with this statement: "Well, if it's that obscure, it must suck," because they forget that Darkthrone, et al, never wanted to be obscure but were obscure because their music scared normal people at the time.

Nu-black metal will scare no one.

Murph, I'm searching out of the MotA - Quietly now. Thanks for the tip.


seriously. and if you cite Darkthrone or Emperor as an influence, you are slapped with a tr00 kvlt injunction to cease and desist all activities not associated with unpronounceable "we record on a Playskool My First Tape Recorder" Moribund Records bands. not that i have anything against Moribund, but really folks, shitty production isn't innovation when done for scene points.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 30,2008 10:07am
If you cite anything with musical standards, the tr00 kvlt crowd hates you because that means their shitty bedroom black metal is now sub-par.

The epicenters of this:

http://www.fmp666.com/
http://www.blackmetal.co.uk/

Faux racism, incoherent blasphemy and teenage angst are still hip in such places.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 30,2008 10:15am
I used to post on FMP a decent amount; most of the time I was there it was one big giant joke. not all people on the board are bad but there's some douche-bag virgin dolts who are more pompous than the queen of England. Most of them are just keyboard warriors. Ignore ‘em. I can only take the “holier than thou” attitude so much.



toggletoggle post by ___ at Oct 30,2008 10:18am
aril said[orig][quote]
I used to post on FMP a decent amount; most of the time I was there it was one big giant joke. not all people on the board are bad but there's some douche-bag virgin dolts who are more pompous than the queen of England. Most of them are just keyboard warriors. Ignore ‘em. I can only take the “holier than thou” attitude so much.


Are you talking about the dolts who are soooooo TRVE that they have never had a girlfriend or the ones who brag about purchasing $900 Italian loafers to pair with their ratty Draugar t-shirts?



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Oct 30,2008 10:19am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Yeah, I know. It's painful to watch. People have forgotten about MUSIC QUALITY in their desperate bid for BAND EQUALITY, or having us all know their two-chord two-CD-R black metal "project."

They are so afraid of Kings -- big bands that everyone knows -- that they've ensured that no one is gonna rise above the level of being equal and having their own equally obscure, equally novel, flutes, etc. black metal band.

blackmetal.co.uk is the epicenter of this attitude, since it's on Brokeback Island where they really go nuts for the idea that everyone must participate.

It is painful to watch. The average "tr00 kvlt" black metal now is basically Blink 182 on shitty production settings in GarageBand with necro symbols and "outrageous statements" cluttered around it, and it generally sucks. I've really pissed some people off with this statement: "Well, if it's that obscure, it must suck," because they forget that Darkthrone, et al, never wanted to be obscure but were obscure because their music scared normal people at the time.

Nu-black metal will scare no one.

Murph, I'm searching out of the MotA - Quietly now. Thanks for the tip.


seriously. and if you cite Darkthrone or Emperor as an influence, you are slapped with a tr00 kvlt injunction to cease and desist all activities not associated with unpronounceable "we record on a Playskool My First Tape Recorder" Moribund Records bands. not that i have anything against Moribund, but really folks, shitty production isn't innovation when done for scene points.


Backed 100% Fuck the scenester douches. Fuck anything that has come out in the last 10years and sounds like it was recorded in a basement on a 1980's boombox with a built in mic.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 30,2008 10:24am
Coming up next ITT: A great deal of lulz at the expense of Vothana.

NONG DONG BONG MUNG NONG BONG QOUC GUNG SAI GUK NONG DONG

Translation:
MISANTHROPIC GOOK BEDROOM METAL THAT YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO BECAUSE NEENER-NEENER-NEENER! I DON'T LIEK YUO!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2008 10:30am
see i love shitty lo-fi recording, but it has to be done right. like Ulver's Nattens Madrigal. otherwise, eat shit.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2008 10:42am
from the metal-archives write up on Vothana:

"Lord Nebulah is a true eliteist and destroys any extra copies of his material once he see on the net.In some cases he has bought his own material off the net cause he believes its not for everyone"

that is one of the gayest things i've ever heard. i hope he eats his extra copies and chokes to death on them.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 30,2008 11:03am
I can tolerate bands with real shitty recording no problem. What I can't tolerate, are bands that do that for the scene points. If the music is good, then that's all that matters. But most of the time, the music sucks.
There's a huge myspace-bedroom-black metal scene now. It's fucking pathetic. I've recorded in my room before, and could at least get it to sound somewhat decent.
And yea, "-", about FMP, that place is still interesting, only because of the Italian loafer guys, the 15 year old true kids, the douche-bag virgins, the psuedo-nazis, and the elite pricks. It's one giant mixture of black metal's finest.
I must say though, there is some really cool people on that board.. but not as much as you'd like.
And, they make fun of Infoterror still to this day.



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 30,2008 11:08am
Horna is lo-fi recording done fucking right



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 30,2008 12:01pm
Ugh. I hate black metal.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 11,2008 11:53am
ok, i like black metal again.

Old Wainds gots some stiff competition for that coveted numero uno spot. I can't fucking stop listening to this.

Nightbringer "Death and the Black Work" (vinyl version - 2 extra tracks / 20+ minutes of extra music)



http://www.rapidspread.com/file.jsp?id=gfrwwze4fq



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Nov 11,2008 2:00pm
Skepticism - Alloy
Mar de Grises - Draining the Waterheart
Esoteric - The Maniacal Vale
Meshuggah - obZen
Mouth of the Architect - Quietly
Russian Circles - Station

And I'll assume that Ocean's Pantheon of the Lesser should be included in this list.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Nov 11,2008 2:04pm
Can't forget Harvey Milk's Life... The Best Game in Town, which was also a solid 2008 release.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 11,2008 3:17pm
Darkthrone - Dark Thrones and Black Flags



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