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returntothepit >> discuss >> Katy Perry (hot new Pop Star) appreciation... by AUTOPSY_666 on Oct 21,2008 2:26am
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 21,2008 2:26am edited Oct 21,2008 4:27am



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Oct 21,2008 3:35am
I propose that all your threads be tagged [PEDO]



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 21,2008 4:26am
Why?

She's like 23.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 21,2008 6:57am
woah that picture rules

she kissed a girl AND liked it.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Oct 21,2008 8:06am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Why?

She's like 23.
well, compared to you, that's like, 14



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 21,2008 8:12am
She's precisely the role model today's adolescent girls have been needing.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 21,2008 9:39am
I bet her anus smells like vanilla cupcakes.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 21,2008 9:55am
cant wait, a few years from now this chick will be all hopped up on booze,coke and pain pills. thats when ill get her!



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Oct 21,2008 9:56am
Listen to her song "You're So Gay". I accidently heard it on someones myspace. Was surprised at the content, she's ragging on feminine dudes. It was pretty dumb but far from squeaky clean like most pop females on record. Guess I never got a good look at her, that pic gets an A+.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 21,2008 9:57am
A few years!? Your generosity disgusts me.

Give it a month, maybe two TOPS.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 21,2008 10:12am
RTTP: where generosity disgusts.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 21,2008 10:14am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
She's precisely the role model today's adolescent girls have been needing.


HAHAHAHA

so true



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 21,2008 10:16am
timma said[orig][quote]
A few years!? Your generosity disgusts me.

Give it a month, maybe two TOPS.


lets throw in on some shit, we can make this happen.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 10:41am
she used to be a christian music star.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 21,2008 10:42am
Maybe she can re-enact some scenes from the Bible for us...



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 11:08am
wow, i thought this threads' title was "hot new porn star" and i almost jumped outta my seat when i saw how fucking hot she is. Then i realized that she is a singer. BOOOOOOOOOO i wanted to see her taking some big dick.

And as much as i HATE to admit it, i heard her song on NPR when they were discussing the content of it, and how much more accepting the mainstream has become. They played a couple clips from it, and it was stuck in my head for hours!

I kissed a girl and i LIKED it..
Somethin somethin with her cherry chapstick

catchy shit.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 21,2008 11:18am
I hate this bitch so much.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 21,2008 12:06pm
I Kissed A Girl is irritatingly catchy and I can't stop listening to it.

QUICK!

SOMEONE SHOOT ME IN THE EAR HOLE!!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 12:50pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
I Kissed A Girl is irritatingly catchy and I can't stop listening to it.

QUICK!

SOMEONE SHOOT ME IN THE EAR HOLE!!


Exactly how i feel. It's almost TOO catchy.



toggletoggle post by tylor at Oct 21,2008 12:53pm
miley > katy



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 21,2008 12:56pm
keep coming back to look at that pic hahaha



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Oct 21,2008 1:08pm
some lady told me i look like katy perry last weekend. i didn't know who that was till now. i don't see much resemblance.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 1:12pm
Haha yeah, I think the only similarity you have to her is that you are also a girl.

Not gonna lie, I dig Katy Perry.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 21,2008 1:20pm
Musically, she is whatever. Catchy pop music. I dig shit like that for what it is.

But I really feel that 'I Kissed A Girl' is homophobic in the worst kind of way - because it seems like it isn't. Popular media brainwashing.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 2:49pm
eh...lesbo pseudo-controversial pink worship

seems like she'd be a regular kyle's mom though



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 21,2008 2:53pm edited Oct 22,2008 6:11pm
Hot N Cold > I Kissed A Girl

She reminds me of a hotter Zooey Deschanel and a young Jennifer Connelly.

http://www.myspace.com/katyperry



toggletoggle post by Mess at Oct 21,2008 2:55pm
moar ass pix plz



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 3:08pm



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 3:09pm
how does one get that job, btw?



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 21,2008 3:33pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=14157218&blogID=426422012


HAHA!

Check this comment:

"What a great way to raise money for breast cancer! I love it! If I had money I'd so bid on your boob mold too! Lol."

Now look at her:




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 21,2008 3:35pm
hi perry im ashamed of you saying your a reverend and then wanting to have sex withsome soon shame on you repent my friend before its to late ok time is to short dude ill be praying for you may god have mercy on your soul



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 21,2008 3:36pm
Also, poasted



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:41pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Musically, she is whatever. Catchy pop music. I dig shit like that for what it is.

But I really feel that 'I Kissed A Girl' is homophobic in the worst kind of way - because it seems like it isn't. Popular media brainwashing.


i want to understand what your saying. I am only familiar with the chorus of the song, so i don't quite get what your saying, but i am interested. Care to elaborate?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 21,2008 3:47pm
YOU'RE



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 21,2008 3:49pm
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 21,2008 3:50pm
haha I've never seen the video but the ending sounds hilarious

OMG THANK HEAVENS IM NOT A FAGGOT LOLZ



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 3:50pm
maybe she just really loves the cock



toggletoggle post by C.DEaD at Oct 21,2008 3:50pm
Good point. She sucks and I hate everything about her besides my urge to donkey punch her.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 3:51pm
it's just another thing contributing to all these false bi sexual highschool girls who want to fit in



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 3:54pm
death to false lesbians!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:00pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.


All in all sir, i couldnt say for sure because i haven't seen the video, but from what you say, sounds like you are spot on... and i will take your word for it and not watch this stupid bitches video. You definitely make sense though.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:00pm
don't feel bad either, i over think EVERYTHING.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 4:01pm
i think that's reading into it too much. i think she's just some broad that wanted to have a hit single so sang a song that would obviously garner a lot of attention



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Oct 21,2008 4:04pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
rbss said[orig][quote]
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.


All in all sir, i couldnt say for sure because i haven't seen the video, but from what you say, sounds like you are spot on... and i will take your word for it and not watch this stupid bitches video. You definitely make sense though.


You should watch the video and form your own opinion. You know, the whole think for yourself type deal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:09pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
rbss said[orig][quote]
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.


All in all sir, i couldnt say for sure because i haven't seen the video, but from what you say, sounds like you are spot on... and i will take your word for it and not watch this stupid bitches video. You definitely make sense though.


You should watch the video and form your own opinion. You know, the whole think for yourself type deal.


WOW. way to show me. I still won't watch the video because i don't like her music and don't care about her video. I was curious why rbass said what he said, although it has no bearing on my life what so ever.

So no. I will not watch her video. Was there somthing i said to make you think that i DON'T think for myself? I would love to hear it if there is.



toggletoggle post by Obama at Oct 21,2008 4:10pm
same thing applies to religion, my friend.
you know, the whole think for yourself type deal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:13pm
right. Which is why i was conversing about the pdeudo-george carlin ripoff "The message was good, his followers screwed up the message". Please enlighten me on how i don't think for myself.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 21,2008 4:18pm
No no no, the anon poster was referring to CTB's blind submission to his "savior".



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:20pm
oh oh.... woopsies. sorry i was so thrown off by someone telling me to think for myself i went blind with typing rage.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 4:21pm
...and since that was a carlin ripoff on the "fuck christ" thread, i went a little batshit. sorry. hehe



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 4:22pm
i smell a fight



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 4:24pm
or you smell a pussy

either way it oughta be a good time huh?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:10pm
Anthony (rbass) definitely has a valid point; I don't necessarily think that's looking into it too much, because even if the song isn't supposed to convey that message, it's still very easy for people to hear/believe what they want to hear/believe. Everyone in the spotlight is a scapegoat for something anyway.

Luckily I don't get brainwashed by ideas, messages, etc., in the music. I just get brainwashed by catchy music and I get funky.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:19pm
Haha, one reason to like Katy Perry: she has a wacky inflatable flailing arm tube man in one of her videos.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 5:20pm
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN OR GTFO!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:38pm
SRSLY.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 5:39pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
SRSLY.


what are you that chick from flyleaf now?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 21,2008 5:40pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.


This is really interesting.

It could have zero political content, however... she might be just observing a common trait.

Also, it doesn't necessarily imply that ALL homosexuality fits the pattern of SOME girl-on-girl behavior.

I need to work up a cover: I PLUGGED MANASS AND I LIKED IT



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 5:40pm
WWIAFTB.... FTW



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:44pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
SRSLY.


what are you that chick from flyleaf now?


Yes.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Oct 21,2008 5:45pm edited Oct 21,2008 5:46pm
a lot of female bisexuality is trendy. sort of trivializes the way a lot of people actually feel.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:46pm
And hot.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 5:46pm
wicked hot hey



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 5:48pm
Yea, fun to watch. But i am bad at sharing. At least in the "i wanna hook up with 2 girls" sense. Maybe if i weren't in a relationship with one of em.. but let's be serious here, if I wasn't dating one of them... WHY would they let me get involved?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 21,2008 5:53pm
They would let you get involved because you'd be paying them enough.

OH SHIT. I keed.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 5:55pm



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 6:00pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
They would let you get involved because you'd be paying them enough.

OH SHIT. I keed.


no, your right. If i wasn't dating one of them, i couldn't (with my limited knowledge of women) see them inviting me in. oh well. I enjoy myself plenty with one woman at a time.



toggletoggle post by moe nli at Oct 21,2008 7:44pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.


I felt the same way when this song dropped like 6 months ago. I'm pretty much completely surrounded by lesbians out here. Most of the people I hang out with here are lesbians, when we party its with lesbians, when we go out to the bar/club to rage its gay clubs. And to be honest, whenever this song comes on in the local club, the girls flip out and shout the lyrics. I dont understand it. Who knows...



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 21,2008 8:17pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
i wanted to see her taking some big dick.


That's where her boyfriend, the singer from Gym Class Heroes comes in.
Big Black Dick.



toggletoggle post by KitchenIncident  at Oct 21,2008 8:52pm
I had no idea that the "Hot N Cold" song was Perry. They play it at work too much.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 21,2008 9:12pm
POTATO WHORE



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 21,2008 10:05pm
i want to plant pumpkin seeds in her bumhole



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 22,2008 11:56am
katy perry is going to be in lowell, ma. Rev you need to shoot this show...just 200 ass pics....



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 22,2008 2:13pm
No way, tons of tit shots too!

32 D!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 22,2008 2:25pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
Well I know people are going to accuse me of over-thinking/reading into this, but I believe that you need to be analytical and incisive to see through the brainwashing that the media puts you through. So that is my response to that inevitable criticism.

Basically, if you pay attention to the lyrics/watch the video, the song 'I Kissed a Girl' completely marginalizes female homosexuality, reducing it to a "naughty" thing that drunk sluts do at parties. Something that is "bad," but wild girls do it a little bit just for fun on the side. In my opinion, that is completely derisive to people who are actual lesbians and is an insidious way to influence the popular consciousness to view homosexuality in a certain way, as something that is forbidden.

The very final shot of the video shows Perry waking up, looking alarmed, and breathing a heavy sigh of relief when she sees she is sleeping next to a man.


I think the other nasty undercurrent to the song is how nicely it fits with her conservative Christian upbringing's view of homosexuality and whether or not it can be "cured". In "I kissed a girl" homosexuality isn't just something "good girls" don't do or in opposition to "how they should behave", it's also something done on a whim. Perry views sexuality as a choice, with no innate attraction aside from how many cosmos are in her system. That's just one of the things that's bothered me since that song came out. Beyond the content Perry's voice is pretty weak and she gets really contrived in an attempt to sound like a strong vocalist, the beat is nothing special, and if I want to listen to Zooey Deschanel's music I'll listen to She & Him.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 22,2008 6:12pm
Katy > Zooey

Especially singing!



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