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returntothepit >> discuss >> "FUCK CHRIST" by Conservationist on Oct 20,2008 4:50pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 20,2008 4:50pm
It's the perfect all-seasons greeting.

Person 1: Good day.

Person 2: FUCK CHRIST.

Person 1: wtf lol omfg *weep*




toggletoggle post by dftg at Oct 20,2008 4:52pm
in the face.



toggletoggle post by Mcgunk at Oct 20,2008 8:40pm
I used to be a christian



toggletoggle post by no mo welfare at Oct 21,2008 9:17am
i used to be a christian too....then my dad got a job!?!?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 21,2008 10:17am
End of nightly rapes = end of nightly prayer.

Interesting.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 11:10am
Sir, this is the first thing that i agree with you 110% on. Fuck him up his big faggoty prophet ass. And fuck all his lame ass, sheep-esque followers.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 11:14am
So essentially, we're going to fuck the Zodiacs? Awesome



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 11:20am
aril said[orig][quote]
So essentially, we're going to fuck the Zodiacs? Awesome


i was talking about Christians, but sure.



toggletoggle post by Kadoodoodoowomp at Oct 21,2008 11:38am
Assuming Christ was a real person, his teachings ain't all bad. Peace and good will etc. Don't hate the man just because thousands of years of retards skewered his shit.

It's like hating Dead Kennedys cause their fans turn all preachy.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 11:40am
Christ was not a real person



toggletoggle post by sever at Oct 21,2008 11:55am
aril said[orig][quote]
Christ was not a real person


FUCK REAL PEOPLE



toggletoggle post by GRAVESIDESERVICE at Oct 21,2008 1:40pm
Christ translated means king. Come on jesus the king, fuck off.



toggletoggle post by McGunk at Oct 21,2008 2:00pm
I used to be a member of Jesus' disciples before and we could follow him around. he was real. judas is an ass who looks like the penquin and betrayed jesus. our bone flute player wanted all the attention because hes a homo and likes to rub it in he was a disciple



toggletoggle post by Judas at Oct 21,2008 2:07pm
fuck that nigga, still owes me 40 bucks from like way back in the day



toggletoggle post by McGunk at Oct 21,2008 2:09pm
i used to be friends with judas



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:00pm
Kadoodoodoowomp said[orig][quote]
Assuming Christ was a real person, his teachings ain't all bad. Peace and good will etc. Don't hate the man just because thousands of years of retards skewered his shit.

It's like hating Dead Kennedys cause their fans turn all preachy.


peace and goodwill, in addition to an unwavering devotion to a bullshit diety. Ya sounds great.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 21,2008 3:08pm
I agree with Kadoogadoodoo ...the core principals of christianity are acceptable. its the followers that ruined it.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 3:15pm
it's all a made up story that is ripped off of previous civilizations' beliefs. most of it is based off of the movement of the sun in the sky through out the year, and the zodiacs. it's one giant ripped-off metaphor.
peace and goodwill can be seen as good; but one does not need religion to have a set of morals.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:17pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
I agree with Kadoogadoodoo ...the core principals of christianity are acceptable. its the followers that ruined it.


so you agree with the fact that there is one god and we should all worship him, and keep sunday holy for him, and praise no false idols... because while some of the morals that go along with christianity are wonderful, they are shared by almost every religion in the world. (sans Muslims.) A good deal of religions in fact, have the same "golden rule-esque" principles. While these are fantastic, the fact that he wanted me to bow to our lord god, his father mind you, is too much. I stand by what i said. fuck him.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:20pm
and "the followers that ruined it" is silly. How would his followers NOT have ruined askin you and me to believe, and worship their god? Because frankly, it wouldn't matter what else they did, that would be too much for me. And don't think for a second that worshiping god wasn't his number one on the agenda.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 21,2008 3:39pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
I agree with Kadoogadoodoo ...the core principals of christianity are acceptable. its the followers that ruined it.


so you agree with the fact that there is one god and we should all worship him, and keep sunday holy for him, and praise no false idols... because while some of the morals that go along with christianity are wonderful, they are shared by almost every religion in the world. (sans Muslims.) A good deal of religions in fact, have the same "golden rule-esque" principles. While these are fantastic, the fact that he wanted me to bow to our lord god, his father mind you, is too much. I stand by what i said. fuck him.


believe what ever you want man. i dont worship anyone. i do however believe there is some kind of higher power that has influence (i think its more of an Energy than a God though.) and by core principals i mean the basics - being good to one another and respect for your fellow human. these things are core values of most religions and if they did not exist, man surely would not have evolved to this point without destroying itself by now. i have no respect for the atrocities committed in the name of one man or power but i think a full rich life can be obtained by following those core principals taught by both the christian philoso phyand other religions. the problems happen when metaphorical stories are taken literally and devout followers feel the need to push their personal beliefs upon others. well thats just one of the problems ...there are many.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 21,2008 3:40pm
FuckIsMySignature needs to become a Buddhist



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 21,2008 3:41pm
or a taoist



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:44pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
I agree with Kadoogadoodoo ...the core principals of christianity are acceptable. its the followers that ruined it.


so you agree with the fact that there is one god and we should all worship him, and keep sunday holy for him, and praise no false idols... because while some of the morals that go along with christianity are wonderful, they are shared by almost every religion in the world. (sans Muslims.) A good deal of religions in fact, have the same "golden rule-esque" principles. While these are fantastic, the fact that he wanted me to bow to our lord god, his father mind you, is too much. I stand by what i said. fuck him.


believe what ever you want man. i dont worship anyone. i do however believe there is some kind of higher power that has influence (i think its more of an Energy than a God though.) and by core principals i mean the basics - being good to one another and respect for your fellow human. these things are core values of most religions and if they did not exist, man surely would not have evolved to this point without destroying itself by now. i have no respect for the atrocities committed in the name of one man or power but i think a full rich life can be obtained by following those core principals taught by both the christian philoso phyand other religions. the problems happen when metaphorical stories are taken literally and devout followers feel the need to push their personal beliefs upon others. well thats just one of the problems ...there are many.


sir, sir sir... i am not saying that there is no higher power (although that is how i feel, that is irrelevant.) The conversation was about whether or not to "fuck" christ. It seemed to me that you were under the impression that those wonderful moral values were all he taught, i was just stating otherwise.

And i totally agree with the fact the followers are corrupt as hell, and have ruined any unity/compassion the message would have conveyed. I am just saying that Jesus in particular wanted you to praise his god.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:45pm
because the core principles of christianity include wholly worshipping god.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 21,2008 3:45pm
but i admire your Taoist attitude.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 21,2008 6:35pm
Sodomize the nun's rotting asshole. The King of Jews is a liar.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 22,2008 8:25am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Sodomize the nun's rotting asshole. The King of Jews is a liar.


words to live by.



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