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returntothepit >> discuss >> You have to give up cheese or blowjobs forever! CHOOSE... by AUTOPSY_666 on Oct 3,2008 3:50am
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You have to give up cheese or blowjobs forever! CHOOSE... - usless poll
1I want BJ's
2I want the cheese
no vote


toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 3:50am
Can only have one...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 3,2008 3:55am
I voted cheese. I know, im a faggot.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 3,2008 5:03am
Cheese too. I'd eat tiramisu while getting rimjobs ... on principal.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 3,2008 5:04am
Principle - pardon my enthusiasm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 7:45am
there is absolutely no way in fucking Hell i would give up cheese for anything. i can deal without blowjobs, sex is just fine. a world without cheese is a desolate wasteland i want no part of.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 3,2008 7:51am
wow... I meant to click the cheese, but I clicked the BJs instead... Guess that answers that question! haha



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 8:38am
i could never choose.

just the thought of spending the rest of my life without shooting a load in a woman's mouth makes me misty eyed.

but no cheese also sounds unbearable....i can't imagine not being able to enjoy a good sharp cheddar with a nice belgian trappist ale, or not being able to melt smoked gouda on a bacon burger.

this thread is very upsetting



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 8:39am
I could live without cheese



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 3,2008 8:44am
i didn't even have to think about this one, i'll take the cheese. i prefer a good railing over a bj anyday. and cheese + beer > bj



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 8:50am
Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 9:01am
buncha cheese eating faggots on RTTP



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 3,2008 9:09am
sorry babe, you can stop, i just gotta go to the fridge real quick



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 9:10am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me.


i'm glad someone else is on the same page



toggletoggle post by tylor at Oct 3,2008 9:40am
having your dick barf in a girl's throat > any cheese



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 9:45am
ya know what i love...when the chick knows exactly how to handle it, like when you let out the first spurt, and she instantly stops sucking, keeps her mouth around the head and strokes it really fast, and when your done, before she says or does anything, you witness the ::GULP::.

just excellent



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 3,2008 9:50am
_____________________________
[Oct 3,2008 9:10am - orgymf@work ]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me.


i'm glad someone else is on the same page
~~~
x3



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Oct 3,2008 9:53am
if you wait till she's got a yeast infection ,...you can have a bj and cheese shortly after .



toggletoggle post by tylor at Oct 3,2008 9:54am
jacksonmang said[orig][quote]
if you wait till she's got a yeast infection ,...you can have a bj and cheese shortly after .





toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 10:17am
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 10:49am
succubus said[orig][quote]
_____________________________
[Oct 3,2008 9:10am - orgymf@work ]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me.


i'm glad someone else is on the same page
~~~
x3


pretty hot



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 10:58am
agreed

but seriously, if I HAD to choose, and I dont now and never will...i'd go with the beej's



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 3,2008 11:02am
well, i love food a lot more than i love women. Food never complains, it never yells for playing drums too long, it never gets mad when you go to see it when your high, and cheese never says "no stop!"



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 11:04am
yeah, dont get me wrong i loooove cheese...but from my experiences last night and many nights before that...i'm making the right decision, man



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 3,2008 11:19am
well. aren't you cool mr "I got a blowjob last night, and many nights before."

well i didnt, but i ate a shit load of cheese, and played drums for about 5 hours.
I=win*

I can prove that statement with a piece of paper and pen, give me an etch a sketch and I can show my work, the facts, the factorum, case closed.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 11:24am
hey, if you wanna have a bareknuckle boxing bout with me, just come out and say it man



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 3,2008 11:26am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
well. aren't you cool mr "I got a blowjob last night, and many nights before."


forreal.



toggletoggle post by Seth at Oct 3,2008 11:26am
What if you are getting blown with cheese on your dick or eating cheese while getting a blow job. Does this make this vote void?



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 3,2008 11:28am
Great pizza beats a great blow job.

Plus, you still got the other two holes.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 12:56pm
mOe said[orig][quote]
yeah, dont get me wrong i loooove cheese...but from my experiences last night and many nights before that...i'm making the right decision, man


Haha, while ouchie boy took this as "I got a blowjob blah blah blah," I took it as, "I ate too much cheese last night and many nights before that and I experienced chronic diarrhea." Or maybe you received both...the blumpkinest of blumpkins perhaps?



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 12:59pm
jesus, guys...wasnt tryin to brag or anything...just saying, my decision isn't unfounded



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:01pm
So you had diarrhea?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 1:02pm
blumpkinrhea



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 1:02pm
"hey guys, I have sex"



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 1:03pm
Almost 100 times this year!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:08pm
You've had diarrhea almost 100 times this year, Dwyer? You have to get yourself looked at dude.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:10pm
*jumps up and down flailing arms wildly*HEY GUYS ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET???!!!



toggletoggle post by omacster at Oct 3,2008 1:12pm
how the fuck is cheese winning over bjs!!! FAGZ!!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 1:15pm
I wish people wouldn't pay attention to me online.




toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Oct 3,2008 1:18pm
omacster said[orig][quote]
how the fuck is cheese winning over bjs!!! FAGZ!!!



because vagina is better than mouths?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:18pm
I fucking love cheese but blowjobs are a staple to existence. Anyone who voted cheese is cheating themselves. Cheese is delicious, but it's not very good for you; have too much of it and you're going to be sick or just generally unhealthy. If cheese goes bad, you wasted money on cheese you can't eat. If you happen to eat bad cheese, you'll be very sick. Blowjobs will never be bad for you. You can have blowjobs all day and you'll be fine...in fact you'll be specfuckingtacular. Even if you get a bad blowjob, at least you can put the bitch in her place and fuck her in the ass to teach her a lesson. To top it off, you shouldn't ever have to pay for a blowjob. If you have to, then maybe you should just spend all your money on cheese because a woman will never love you, and you should kill yourself like a real man. End of thread. Fuck you.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:20pm
i am very disappointed. if cheese could give blowjobs, i would never leave the house.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:20pm
ITS NOT TRUE, ANY OF IT, LIAR!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:21pm
Stop kidding yourself Tony. Blowjobs.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:22pm
Oh, and if any of you truly believe cheese is better than a blowjob then you've either never had a really good blowjob or I want some of the cheese that you're eating.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:23pm
NOOOO....GRAAAAOOORAAAORRR....I'M SPLITTING IN HALF GROAAR!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:23pm
the cheese sauce at Wild Willy's in Worcester. if i was ever going to drown, i want it to be in that cheese sauce.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 1:24pm
whoops, I had forgotten to actually vote...lousy text mode.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:26pm
Just remember Tony...you don't HAVE to choose. You can be a man like me and Orgy and have cheese and blowjobs. If anyone says otherwise then we can fight them.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 3,2008 1:28pm
Well that was easy.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 3,2008 1:31pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Just remember Tony...you don't HAVE to choose. You can be a man like me and Orgy and have cheese and blowjobs. If anyone says otherwise then we can fight them.


i will submit my application to the Cheese AND Blowjobs Club momentarily.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:34pm
We appreciate your membership.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Oct 3,2008 1:38pm
I voted cheese cause the one with thi most cheese gets the most blow jobs



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Oct 3,2008 1:43pm
I'm not voting on this one, fuck having to pick. Consider my membership to the Cheese AND Blowjobs Club applied for as well.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 1:45pm edited Oct 3,2008 1:46pm
Yeti
TheAccursedDrummer
Orgy
Me
and Succubus, even though she isn't a dude.

We are the coolest people on this board right now.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 3,2008 2:18pm
this is a trick question. what if it was a blowjob for the rest of your life from a girl who "sucked" at it?

i want to join this C&BJ club, btw



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 3,2008 2:20pm
This thread rules.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 2:20pm
just because i said what I WOULD do if I had to choose, doesn't mean I've chosen. Sign me up for this club, please. You need to fill the NAACP quota anyway.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 3,2008 2:26pm
This calls for a new poll...



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 3,2008 2:27pm
seriously



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 2:36pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Yeti
TheAccursedDrummer
Orgy
Me
and Succubus, even though she isn't a dude.

We are the coolest people on this board right now.


-l- INDEED



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Oct 3,2008 2:59pm
cheese is still one point ahead. so go fuck yourselves



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Oct 3,2008 3:23pm
this is very easy for me.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 3,2008 3:42pm
darkwor said[orig][quote]
cheese is still one point ahead. so go fuck yourselves

it's tied



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 3,2008 3:50pm edited Oct 3,2008 3:53pm
who could watch a Heather Brooke video and say, "nah, i think i'd rather have some gruyere"



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Oct 3,2008 4:49pm
i could.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 3,2008 4:51pm
I'm pretty sure that carina replied as if blowjobs were giner-licks.



toggletoggle post by omacster at Oct 3,2008 4:52pm
post by mOe at Oct 3,2008 3:50pm edited Oct 3,2008 3:53pm

who could watch a Heather Brooke video and say, "nah, i think i'd rather have some gruyere"

abso-fucking-lutely right.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 3,2008 4:57pm edited Oct 3,2008 4:58pm
70% of my diet consists of cheese related products. i cant wait for diabetes



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 3,2008 4:58pm
my buddies lactose intolerant, he hates his life.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 3,2008 5:12pm
i would kill myself



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Oct 3,2008 5:14pm
as would i.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 3,2008 5:45pm edited Oct 3,2008 5:45pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i would kill myself


...by eating a bunch of cheese.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 3,2008 5:47pm
Cheese, absolutely no fucking question whatsoever.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 3,2008 5:51pm
blowjob with a mouthful of hot nacho cheese



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Oct 3,2008 7:37pm edited Oct 3,2008 7:37pm
I'm lactose intolerant so the choice for me is a no brain-er...
... but at the same time I am 100% italian so...

Damn I'm fucked!



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