I would love to be:



BurgerKingDiamond!

awesome.

my costume as kingpin is kind of reserved as my friend's comic book-based band is playing halloween night and i said i'd go and have staged fights with other people dressed up as comic book characters



however, that picture is grossly inaccurate seeing as how the green lantern can defeat anyone...

I am going to wear a trash bag with beer cans hanging off of it, and call myself trashed. I will be too.

Be a costume of yourself the day that Niagra incident happened. Wear the same shirt, put a wig on, and get some handcuffs.

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
amazing

me and my girl are going out as Archie and Edith Bunker this year

I love Halloween, but every year I struggle finding a good costume. I saw the sickest Captain America costume, but it was like $60 or something...

im thinking of just hitting up the local military surplus store and buying a gas mask and a black jump suit or something

salvation army is always good for bullshitting a costume too. sac played a bunch of type o covers at a party once dressed up as them and i think we spent like $25 on costume stuff a piece(the wigs were the most expensive part)

Oh man, the priest costume...

i will be Shao Kahn. its going to rule.

my friend is being ash from evil dead. i don't have an idea for a good costume. maybe i'll be little richard.

a buddy of mine wore that priest costume on halloween a couple of years ago. he got jumped that night.

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2006:

A couple years ago I was Ted Bundy, complete with crowbar. Even learned how to tie a bowtie just for the day. Last year I was a terrorist. Played a show and almost won a costume contest. This year I want to coordinate with my dog. Was thinking Milli Vanilli. My girl thought of the idea of Kim Jong Il and my dog as a WMD. Another one would be a priest and the dog as a boy.

i wish i had a picture of my costume last year, i went as the leader of the Knights Who Say Ni. it came out awesome.

i think i'm going as Post Mortem Abe Lincoln

Barack Obama
Zombie Jesus
Dwyer

red sweatpants, white tee-shirt that says tampax and a string coming off the top of your head...A bloody TAMPON HAHA.

One year I went as Micky from Natural Born Killers. This was of course when I had hair that I could pull back. Ha. It was a good costume though.

Pffft, that's me on a regular day...

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'

Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'

'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied,'Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad, apparently he had the time of his life.

hahahahahahahaha

looks like Shao Kahn is going to be too much of a pain in the ass. so i'm going as the Witch-King of Angmar now.

wear pants. thats it just pants. no shirt. no shoes. no socks just pants.

when people ask what you are supposed to be your response is......"i am a premature ejaculation. i just came in my pants"

heyo!

xmikex doesn't know what a chola is.

"Free candy?!"

This, essentially, will be my costume this year. Minus my diminutive asian friend--

Wear a paper bag on your head and tell people you're a rapist.

im being the kid from juno

Dick in a box...
my friend won best costume with it...don't have pics on this PC but it was pretty funny

I'm dressin up as Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force

someone should be the tree man

i'm wearing pj pants, and undershirt, faded/runny joker makeup, and carrying around a bottle of pills. heath ledger lol

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