Just so you can experience Tim Roth's performance in Reservoir Dogs in person?

i'm sorry did i BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?!

i just wanna do it because i like inflicting pain.. the performance was good too though.

"im fehckin dyin heeere"

Youuua're gonna be o kaaaaaa-aaaaaaay! SAY THE GODDAMN WORDS!!! SAY IT!!!!!


And to answer your question - yes. But I more frequently find myself wishing to recreate Michael Madsen's performance with the straight razor and gasoline. There is a man who enjoys his work. And that little jig he does is precious.

This just occurred to me and it seems like it'd be pretty hilarious.

i have a sad and yet really funny story this reminds me of:

The setting- Wedding night of a catholic couple who have waited till marriage for de-flowering. Mid-coitus. (doggy)

girl-stop it, it's really hurting me.
guy-shut up! your ruining my concentration!

true story, my buddies sister.

"are you gonna bark all day little doggy? .... *sip* Or are you gonna bite?"

"FUCK YOU MANIAC!!!"

i just watched this a few weeks ago. so fucking good.

I'd like to inflict this upon myself someday.