well?

because it feels awesome in there

because women like being wet

If it has a removable shower head, there's your answer.

I use to take long showers back in the day, shit fucking rules.

because it takes that long to make vag not smell like raw seafood

long hair, boob crevice, ham wallet, masturbation.

they need to rid themselves of the stench that guilt creates.

all of the above

and btw ...ham wallet = hahahahaha

I take longer showers than many hos I know.

About 45 minutes. If I had short hair it wouldn't take as long.

Smell the shampoo bottle, and come back to us if you still need an answer.

Woman take a long time in the shower, because most of them dont have a man in there to do the job right and quick. Also they like to make the man they do have wait longer for them, because they are all ready and showered in about a half hour!!! Then sitting on the couch watching tv and waiting!

And what's the deal with airline food?

start shaving your face in the shower... youd take just as long.

The real reason is that if they're not overly thorough in cleaning their vagina it turns inside out.

bennyhillifier

what kind of chicks have you been shacking with?

[Sep 30,2008 12:16pm - RichHorror]
And what's the deal with airline food?



thank you for handling that, rich

There should be a [lackluster_comic_premise] tag for threads like this.

the background picture could switch to a brick wall.

With your host the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield.

yeah it does add some time. i don't shave any other way, its so comfortable to do so in the shower. it might be the whole naked thing too.

Fucking LAWL.

I'm going to shave other people's legs in the shower. See how long they stay in there then.

Q: what do you call a clean-shaven, nice-smelling crust punk?
A: non-existent

if being in the bathroom is considered "in the shower" than i have a few reasons. I run the shower and then take a shit, read and then forget i'm supposed to take a shower...then shave. So i'm assuming that girls are taking 1 hour shits because they have been holding it in for 5 days....plus all the other things they actually do IN the shower.

haha, admit it, all pussies stink after 12 hours without a shower.

it's not like i'm being sexist....i don't like the way my hand smells after a sack scratch late at night if i haven't scrubbed em since before breakfast.

I do, it's the best place to shave. still doesn't take me 2 hours though.

I agree

[Sep 30,2008 11:38am - DestroyYouAlot]
Smell the shampoo bottle, and come back to us if you still need an answer.



Win.