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returntothepit >> discuss >> Man Charged with Battery After Farting at Cop by oscarct on Sep 25,2008 2:56pm
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toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 25,2008 2:56pm

http://www.wcbs880.com/Man-Charged-with-Battery-After-Farting-at-Cop/3029546




SOUTH CHARLESTON, WV (AP) -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and \'\'passed gas loudly,'' the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

\'\'The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,'' the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

\'\'I couldn't hold it no more,'' he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

\'\'This is ridiculous,'' he said. \'\'I could be facing time.''



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 25,2008 2:59pm
'The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 25,2008 3:03pm
PUNGENT STENCH!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 25,2008 3:13pm
"oh she farted and it went down my throat!"



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Sep 25,2008 3:14pm
hahaha, that is SOOOO an Onion article, come on



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 25,2008 3:21pm
haha heard this on opie and anthony this morning. i lold



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 25,2008 3:30pm
this guy has obviously never seen Brazilian Fart Porn. his attitude would change.



toggletoggle post by jebus_crispex   at Sep 25,2008 5:10pm
FART BRAZIL!!!



toggletoggle post by KitchenIncident  at Sep 25,2008 11:19pm
Hilarious.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 26,2008 12:52pm



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