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returntothepit >> discuss >> Anyone ever make their own salsa and/or Hotsauce!!?? by SkinSandwich on Sep 24,2008 7:45pm
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 7:45pm edited Sep 24,2008 7:45pm
I am looking to throw down on both this weekend. Any of you ever indulge in making your own shit? I hate hot sauce that has way to much vinegar in it. A little bit of vinegar obviously, but the shit is overkill with moast I have tried. That RedHot sauce is some bunk shit. I picked up four bottles of Grace hot pepper sauce made in Jamaica, and the shit is perfect. Does not taste like a spicy fucking pickles and has just the right heat kick to it. I want to make my own though as well as some salsa. Any tips?

What says you all?




toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 24,2008 7:51pm
I love Cholula hot sauce. I also love Frank's red hot....but if you want to actually die...try Dave's Insanity Sauce. It has actually been proven to KILL mice in laboratory tests.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 7:56pm edited Sep 24,2008 7:59pm
Ha, fuck them damned mice anyways. I disagree with Franks red hot sauce though man. Mass produced bunk shit with WAY to much vinegar in it. The Cholula hot sauce is pretty good I must say though. A bit O' vinegar, but it sits well. I had that shit a few weeks ago. Doused my burgers in that shit. Good times!

BTW, I like hot sauce that is made right. I like to be scorched, but it has to have some damned taste to it, and not just blatant heat to try and out do everyone else. Not just straight out anal corrosion. You need to try that Grace's hot pepper sauce mang!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 24,2008 7:59pm
I like the Franks because it makes great wings. AND it's fuckin' cheap.

Seriously...buy some Dave's Insanity Sauce, and when a friend passes out drunk somewhere...dip your finger in it and spread it across his lips...the RUN LIKE HELL. He'll be up swinging in NO time...then laugh while he's running his face under the faucet at your sink.

HAHAHAHHAAHA.....Good times....I actually did this...and it happened JUST LIKE THAT.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 8:03pm
Haha, that's awesome. I did something similar to my ex the night right before I dumped her dumb ass. I put the shit in her coffee. It was good to see her burn, puke and freak out. She sucked, and not in the good way. The shit I used on her was pretty lethal shit too. I will try to remember the name and get back to you. Nuclear something I think?



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 24,2008 8:18pm
dave's sauce is so hot. not good hot either. i remember making wings with just that. trying to be a tough guy. man that was stupid!



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Sep 24,2008 8:21pm
i've made my own salsa before, its a lot of fun and usually it tastes a whole lot better than what you get in a jar. basically, all you need is tomatoes, tomatillos, onions, fresh cilantro, and as many cayenne peppers as you want. make sure to dice everything, get rid of the tomato skins, and let everything just stew together in your fridge for about a day before you serve.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 24,2008 8:29pm
Good shit, man. I haven't tried to make my own but I'd love to. Dave's is just retarded, but makes a great joke...the shit WILL kill most living creatures, but man, it's awesome if you have a tough guy friend. The sauce on the lips trick is easy, and fun but potentially dangerous as they WILL swing when they feel their very life drain from their lips.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Sep 24,2008 8:30pm
My dad used to make this meat sauce for like burgers and dogs. Kinda like a chili but without the beans and vegetables and stuff. He tried to put daves insanity sauce in it a couple times and it was always just way too damn hot and we would have to either throw it out or make like 4 more plain batches to get it diluted right. Then one time he decided to try something else. He took a toothpick and dipped it about a half inch into the daves insanity and then stirred it into the sauce. Shit was still hot as fuck but came out perfect.



toggletoggle post by slymo  at Sep 24,2008 8:40pm
i used to make salsa for wholefoods. sounds pretty gay but it was an awesome job really. all the free fresh salsa and guacamole i could eat.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2008 8:45pm
im hungry for spicy food now



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 8:46pm
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dave's Limited Edition Holiday Reserve 2006 hot sauce??? $350.00 a bottle!!! of course this was two years ago, and they need to update their fucking site, but $350.00 for 3.5 oz's!? HA! what an asshole.

http://www.hotsauce.com/Dave-s-Gourmet-Ins...82?gclid=CITi3NLa9ZUCFQ-SHgodHDIpjg



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 8:49pm
Yeah NUGGA!




toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2008 8:51pm
its 14 million scoville units. there is a 30dollar hot sauce with 900,000 scoville... I bet it just burns a hole in your tongue



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 24,2008 8:51pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dave's Limited Edition Holiday Reserve 2006 hot sauce??? $350.00 a bottle!!! of course this was two years ago, and they need to update their fucking site, but $350.00 for 3.5 oz's!? HA! what an asshole.

http://www.hotsauce.com/Dave-s-Gourmet-Insanity-Hot-Sauces-s/103.htm&click=2682?gclid=CITi3NLa9ZUCFQ-SHgodHDIpjg


Told ya man....that shit is NOOOOOOOO joke. I still have some here...and a jar of Dave's Insanity Salsa....shit is ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2008 8:55pm



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2008 8:56pm



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Sep 24,2008 8:56pm
$2200!!!!!



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Sep 24,2008 8:59pm
I used to make the hot sauce at On the Border Mexican restaurant. About 25 gallons of it at a time.

I still have the manual buried at the back of my closet.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 24,2008 9:33pm
The%20Revealer said[orig][quote]
I used to make the hot sauce at On the Border Mexican restaurant. About 25 gallons of it at a time.

I still have the manual buried at the back of my closet.


I'll buy it off you for $5! Hook a nig up!



toggletoggle post by too much at Nov 22,2008 8:33pm
i got 2 bottels off 2006 holiday and it's great but need too get rid of it



toggletoggle post by The_Revealer at Nov 22,2008 9:56pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]


I'll buy it off you for $5! Hook a nig up!


It might take a bit to find it, but yeah, I'll post it here when I do.




toggletoggle post by The_Revealer at Nov 22,2008 10:08pm



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