RICK: Oh!! Bloody lummy! All right, who's responsible?!

MIKE: I think I'm quite responsible, actually.

NEIL: Yeah, Mike is, yeah.

RICK: Listen, listen! Somebody has got to clean all this muck up, and I can tell you one thing, matey boy, it's not going to be me.

VYVYAN: What does a bit of mess matter? We're all going to be dead in twenty minutes anyway.

DAMAGE: Yeah. [Cocks gun, aims at them]


NEIL: [panics] Oh, no! Oh, wow! Oh, heavy heavy heavy!! Oooooohhh
MIKE: What're you upset for? You've always wanted to die.

NEIL: Who's talking about dying? I just remembered! My parents are coming round to tea!! [Rick and Vyvyan start screaming]


MIKE: Don't panic. Don't panic! Worse things happen at sea.
RICK: Like what, Mike? Like what?!

MIKE: Well, like, you could be on a nice cruise in the South China Sea, having a lovely time. There's terrible weather, a big storm, and the ship sinks. You fall overboard, you're drowning! This big shark swims up to you and says, "By the way, Neil's parents are coming to tea in 30 seconds." That's when you panic. Come on!

that show ruled

Well I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster!

OK I'LL CHANGE IT THEN! 'ALLO CLIFF RICHARD!

~*BASTARD!*~

'Laundry Day':

"Music!!!!"

cue Motorhead...

that is so awesome. Philthy was on drums!

Top 5 music TV moment, easy!