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returntothepit >> discuss >> anyone here who used to go into aol's "Unholy Metal" chatroom? by orgymf@work on Sep 16,2008 4:13pm
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toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:13pm
remember MTLLEGION (also known as) conrad???

MTLLEGION: YOUR FREQUENTLY OCCURING TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS ARE A SIGN OF FAT FINGERS

MTLLEGION: YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS THAT OF A POOR FLOOR-MOPPING HISPANIC

MTLLEGION: YOU HAVE SHORT FROSTED HAIR AND CRY WHEN YOU WATCH "AMISTAD"

MTLLEGION: YOU'RE UNMETAL AND HAVE THE OPINION OF TITJUICE

MTLLEGION: OOGAH BOOGAH



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:19pm
MTLLEGION: BANDS THAT PLAY GAY ANAL RAPED HIP HOP ARE NOT METAL



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:20pm
I KNOW NO SUCH GAYNESS SPIC WHORE



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:21pm
MTLLEGION: I INFORMED GODSSLUT THAT IT IS A TWATFACED KOREAN



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:21pm
MTLLEGION: I KNOW NO AIDS YOU PANDA-FUCKING GOOK



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:23pm
MTLLEGION: NO ONE WANTS YOUR CELLULITE COVERED BLOODY ASSHOLED SHIELDING FAT BAGS AROUND THEM




toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:24pm
i keep finding more....i can't stop!!!
MTLLEGION: GERMANS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR OUTRIGHT BRUTAL WARFARE AND BEER



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:26pm
MTLLEGION: THORRS HAMMER SUCKS ONLY GOOD THING IS TO RAPE THE SINGER
MTLLEGION: ANY MEXICAN WITH AN EPIPHONE CAN PLAY GOREGRIND

i have mixed feelings on these two....since i love Thorr's Hammer.... and a lot of goregrind



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 16,2008 4:26pm
these are actual quotes? crushing.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:26pm
Eric Likes Bacon: conrad, am i worthy of Angel Corpse?
MTLLEGION: NO
MTLLEGION: YOU ARE WORTHY ONLY OF AN ONCOMING FREIGHT TRAIN GO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 16,2008 4:29pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
these are actual quotes? crushing.


yeah this dude (no one ....as far as know....knows who he really is) created this online "charachter" named "Conrad Mengele"

he would go into the aol chat "Unholy Metal"
and any yahoo chat about metal that he could find, and just say the most awful shit to everyone in the room.

very musically elitist as well.
fucking hysterical. everyone i know who remembers it will laugh hysterically just at a mention of his screen name



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Sep 16,2008 4:30pm
viscious



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 16,2008 6:01pm
people still use aol chat rooms?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 16,2008 6:27pm
I remember that shit. It was always Wayne, some black guy from God Forbid, and some whores in that room.



toggletoggle post by DIIIIIIIIICK at Sep 16,2008 7:22pm
dude I remember that homo. Man that was a long time ago now. No one even tried to talk about bands they liked. Everyone just bashed each other either because their metal wasnt cult or black enough. Amazing, that dirt hole chat room makes the RTTP board look like kindergarden.

Burning witch kills thorrs hammer



toggletoggle post by Uh at Sep 16,2008 10:33pm
all I remember conrad saying was

MTLLEGION: INGRATE

which never really made any sense.

I always thought he was just a character of that guy NecroVomit666 or whatever bullshit screen name he had. I think i found his geocities website like 5 years ago about it.



toggletoggle post by Uh at Sep 16,2008 10:34pm
he was the ultimate spelling/grammar nazi though



toggletoggle post by Mikeofdecrepitude at Sep 17,2008 7:40am
Unholy Metal ist kvlt.

One of the best Conrad quotes was something to the effect of "YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."

I remember he called me a poseur once because I said Tapping the Vein was my favorite Sodom album, and then says that album "KILLS".



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 17,2008 8:42am
I used to go to the Pagan AOL room, the ANT (antagonists, inc.) room, and IRC metal rooms.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 17,2008 8:57am
oscar - no....this is shit from like 99-02 (at least that's the time frame i remember using that room and laughing at conrad quotes)

M.S.D. - yeah, pretty much, i used to go in there just to laugh at conrad.

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick - homo? are you serious? you don't think conrad was hysterical?!?!?!?!?!
and as far as i'm concerned
Burning Witch =noisey doom/sludge
Thorr's Hammer = slow death metal style sludge
both equally amazing.

UH - was it necrovomit????? i never had a clue who was really behind it, but i always wanted to know!

mike - THAT WAS MY FAV CONRAD QUOTE!!!!!! i only didn't post it, because i couldn't find it, and i didn't want to misquote him.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 17,2008 9:01am
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]

MTLLEGION: ANY MEXICAN WITH AN EPIPHONE CAN PLAY GOREGRIND


Hahaha



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2008 10:20pm
This Conrad fellow sounds like the equivilent to Thurber from the Relapse board.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 18,2008 7:50am
hahahaha oh man i remember going into this chatroom. the only name i remember is "Sepulchral Dirge" because i ended up stealing it as a lyric.



toggletoggle post by Mikeofdecrepitude at Sep 18,2008 7:53am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
hahahaha oh man i remember going into this chatroom. the only name i remember is "Sepulchral Dirge" because i ended up stealing it as a lyric.


Haha, that kid Dario? He got stomped out a few years back. I think he's now hiding from the world.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Sep 18,2008 9:53am
i remember Dario....he used to get pissed off at me for making fun of KMFDM



toggletoggle post by Teknicoloroshin at Oct 8,2008 1:00am
I remember the infamous "Conrad" I was an old Prodigy Classic user who switched over to AOL/UnHoly metal when the P* rooms became vacant

some of my sn's over the years include:
FatalPassion
MercuryXTC
XXSkyFyre
Teknicoloroshin




toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 8,2008 2:13am
I used to use that chat room back in the late 90s. I can't believe it still exists. Sometimes, it was funny when the psycho Christians came in and started arguing about Jesus.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 8,2008 2:51am
-|-



toggletoggle post by awesome! at Nov 28,2008 12:53pm
It's awesome to see my screen name (eric likes bacon) posted regarding Conrad. I used to frequent the aol metal rooms a lot in HS...Demolitionhammer, Sepulchraldirge, conrad, Mark from jag panzer, metalfilm...wow these names just came back to me. I remember that Wayne dude too...think his sn was Alvefard. I was on his mp3 mailing list. Awesome thread.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 28,2008 2:47pm
hah, yeah, i hang out with Josh (Demolitionhammer).... good kid.

that room was also how i met Wayne (Alvefard).....so i might never have ended up in Scum Bitch were it not for that chat room.

but Conrad is - without any doubt - the best thing in the history of pointless aol chats



toggletoggle post by guy at Nov 28,2008 7:50pm
[QUOTE="YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."


MEGALOLZ!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 28,2008 7:54pm
sort of makes me wish I got gay with aol.



just kidding.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Dec 2,2008 1:18pm
guy said[orig][quote]
[QUOTE="YOU'RE LIKE A STRUGGLING INFANT IMMIGRANT TRYING TO COOK RAT SOUP OVER A SEWER DRAIN."


MEGALOLZ!!


yeah, that was one my favorites, hah



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 2,2008 2:01pm
My favorite AOL chat rooms were:

- Any KISS fan room because KISS was then, and is now the stupidest thing in the world to me.

- Parenting advice rooms which usually went something like this
Me: I need some parenting advice quick!
Somebody: Okay, NailbombR00lz (or whatever retarded screen name my 13 year old brain could come up with), what can we help you with?
Me: I LOCKED MY BABY IN THE CAR WITH THE KEYS!!!
Somebody: Oh my God! Where is your car right now??
Me: AT THE BOTTOM OF DORCHESTER BAY! OHHH MY POOR BABY PLZ HELP!!!




toggletoggle post by elle oh my sore ass at Dec 2,2008 6:45pm
i used to go in the aoll emo chat room and dave maggot did too



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 3,2008 7:30pm
aril said[orig][quote]
I used to go to the Pagan AOL room, the ANT (antagonists, inc.) room, and IRC metal rooms.


Oh yeah, I completely fucking forgot about ANT. I was a mod in the War Room chat for a while. Laid down the banhammer many a time.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 3,2008 7:32pm
I think I went into Unholy Metal, too, every once in a while. MTLLEGION does sound familiar. Usually just went to either ANT's chat or Guitar Players. Haven't had AOL in an eternity, though.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Dec 3,2008 7:35pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
My favorite AOL chat rooms were:

- Any KISS fan room because KISS was then, and is now the stupidest thing in the world to me.

- Parenting advice rooms which usually went something like this
Me: I need some parenting advice quick!
Somebody: Okay, NailbombR00lz (or whatever retarded screen name my 13 year old brain could come up with), what can we help you with?
Me: I LOCKED MY BABY IN THE CAR WITH THE KEYS!!!
Somebody: Oh my God! Where is your car right now??
Me: AT THE BOTTOM OF DORCHESTER BAY! OHHH MY POOR BABY PLZ HELP!!!



Hahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Metal Dave at Dec 8,2008 4:31am
I remember the Unholy Metal chatroom, christ that was years ago now. My fave Conrad quote was:
THIS ROOM IS TRENDY AS WELL YOU KOREAN FUCKFIST



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Dec 8,2008 9:33am
Metal%20Dave said[orig][quote]

THIS ROOM IS TRENDY AS WELL YOU KOREAN FUCKFIST


hahahaha!!!
so good



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 8,2008 10:04am
haha, finally, someone else that was in ANT.
I remember the ANT room when GTA1 cameout; everyone was shitting themselves saying it was the best game of all time.



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Dec 17,2008 12:21am
GAYNESS



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 17,2008 3:22am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
haha, finally, someone else that was in ANT.
I remember the ANT room when GTA1 cameout; everyone was shitting themselves saying it was the best game of all time.


I remember that. I'm trying to remember the regulars there...I know there was Cowclops, who randomly flipped out and spammed the chat, had to ban him if I remember right...Kifinatic or something like that who supposedly got in legal trouble because Cowclops emailed him some child porn, FFVIIDevil, who was supposedly a girl...EvilAgent3...CryoStatic, who was gay if I remember right...trying to remember other people that went to that chat (My screenname was GameCrazy1 at the time. C'mon, I was 12.) There were about a billion people with ANT in front of their screennames that I can't for the life of me remember.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Dec 17,2008 7:46am
CONRAD said[orig][quote]
GAYNESS


EXPLAIN THIS "GAYNESS" THEORY OF YOURS



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Dec 17,2008 2:49pm
hahahahaha!!!!



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Dec 18,2008 1:25am
TOO COMPLEX?



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Dec 18,2008 7:45am
NONE



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Jan 16,2009 12:11am
I WIN



toggletoggle post by MTLLEGION at Jun 3,2009 2:43am
NO

EXPLAIN



toggletoggle post by exiied at Feb 5,2010 2:47pm
Holy shit! Old School!

I remember that jackass Conrad!
I have a bunch of his quotes saved on one of my old ass computers. That guy was a riot.
I met some cool people in that room.
I remember Anne (SN was queen something), Wayne (FUCK YEA SCUM BITCH!) I even hung out with Eric (can't remember his SN, but he was part of the Arizona crowd)




toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 5,2010 4:49pm
Where is Conrad now?

http://www.gnaa.us/



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Feb 8,2010 11:32pm
?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 8,2010 11:33pm
Wish he'd run on a Ledney for President ticket.



toggletoggle post by JN at Feb 9,2010 1:51am
Absolutely hysterical...The Death/Black Metal bulletin boards we're a trip too.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 9,2010 1:52am
Don't forget the Metal AE... like an early version



toggletoggle post by slarmageddon at Feb 9,2010 4:27am
hahaha i remember that dude always giving shit to some faggy dude named "lunarxaurora" or some shit "YOU KNOW NO METAL" hahahahahah



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 9,2010 8:23am
LunarxAurora was a chick; I believe her name was Anne. She was actually really nice and liked a lot of good black metal.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2010 8:47am
I used to venture in there here and there. I was more into punting/fateXing people in the Boston rooms, and posting in ANT Inc, or the Pagan chatrooms. Looks like I should have got to known Conrad better.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2010 8:49am
..looks like I already posted that in here. Haha, oh well.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 9,2010 8:55am
If it wasn't for Conrad, the usage of "fail" on the internet would have never been so rampant.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2010 8:57am
Mallcore as well? ;)



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Feb 10,2010 9:54pm
NO "MALLCORE" HERE DOUCHE
I SPLIT YOUR MOTHER WITH MY HORSE COCK



toggletoggle post by J.O. Buddy at Feb 10,2010 11:31pm
MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO TO 4CHAN
AFTER A HARD DAY OF POSTING TITS TO AUSTRALIA
YOU CAN FIND A GAY LOVER WHO LIKES OPETH

-|-



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Feb 11,2010 7:25pm
WHAT INANE GIBBERISH IS THIS?
YOU ARE CLEARLY STILL TOO OVERCOME WITH BLISS FROM YOUR LAST BACK ALLEY HOMELESS BUKKAKE SESSION TO FORM A COHESIVE SENTENCE
OPETH WERE DRINKING LATTES AND READING CHARLES DICKENS IN TURKISH BATH HOUSES WHILE VENOM WERE REHEARSING AND BLASPHEMING IN AN ABANDONED CHURCH



toggletoggle post by J.O. Buddy at Feb 12,2010 12:31am
NO MAN CAN PLEASURE YOU LIKE AN OPETH MAN
WHICH IS CLEARLY WHY
ORCHID IS HIDING IN YOUR VENOM LP SLEEVE
WTF NILLA

-|-



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Feb 12,2010 12:37am
KILL YOURSELF



toggletoggle post by CryoStatic, bitch at Nov 23,2012 9:57pm
Years later, CryoStatic gets drunk and googles memories of the mid-90s, like FFVIIDevil and finds his name mentioned. Amazing.



toggletoggle post by CONRAD at Nov 18,2017 9:20pm
STILL EXISTING YOU PRIMITIVE FUCKRAGS?



toggletoggle post by what is this at Nov 21,2017 4:22pm
Years later CONRAD bumps the only thread he was only relevant in...GETAIDS FRIEND AND ALSO suck 3 dicks while being double pumped in your asshole. Don't worry the dicks penetrating your shitter are not BBC but LWDs (little white dicks) because I know you had enough BBCs in jail when you went there for spreading your aids to homeless mothers who in return birthed aids babies.

In summerization: AIDS FUCKHOLE SHIT DICK CUNT FUCKER



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