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returntothepit >> discuss >> Joke Time...get as dirty and racist as you like by boobtoucher on Feb 14,2004 12:29am
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toggletoggle post by boobtoucher  at Feb 14,2004 12:29am
I take my women like I take my coffee, in the can.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 12:36am
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 14,2004 12:46am
swamplorddvm said:
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..


your bike



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 14,2004 12:46am
what is the most confusing day in Harlem?



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 14,2004 1:10am
what do you call 30,000 mexicans jumping out of an airplane...


POLLUTION.



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Feb 14,2004 1:12am
...or....

What do you call 5,000 black people on the ocean floor?


a good start.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 1:32am
How do the chinese name their children?



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 14,2004 1:37am
Whats black and white and red all over?


an inter-racial couple having sex while i menstruate on their faces!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 1:42am
swamplorddvm said:
How do the chinese name their children?

They throw silverwear down the stairs. HA!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 14,2004 10:50am
Kalopsia said:
what is the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers day



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 10:53am
I like my women like I like my steak...bloody



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 10:54am
whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 14,2004 10:58am
Assuck said:
whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?


I don't have a cadillac in my garage.



toggletoggle post by joostin at Feb 14,2004 12:51pm
Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it.



toggletoggle post by brendan at Feb 14,2004 2:54pm
what would you call the simpsons if they were black??












niggers.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 2:59pm
Dissector said:
Kalopsia said:
what is the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




toggletoggle post by Chococat at Feb 14,2004 3:02pm
Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^=



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Feb 14,2004 3:30pm
what do you call a row of trees in harlem?





















transportation



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Feb 14,2004 3:31pm
whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?





















a tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.



toggletoggle post by Chococat at Feb 14,2004 3:32pm
what do you call a black irish man?



a lepreCOON



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Feb 14,2004 4:04pm
how do u get a 4 year old to cry twice?....wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 5:55pm
Chococat said:
Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^=

Actualy I have heard it before and I still find it funny. Your Irish-nigger joke isn't exactly grade A comedy. funny but not great.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:00pm
what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?





an erection.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:00pm
Dissector said:
Assuck said:
whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?


I don't have a cadillac in my garage.




Nicely done.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:01pm
Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show...



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:03pm
How do you circumcise a redneck?



Kick his sister in the jaw.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:04pm
I seem to be talking to myself...



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 14,2004 6:14pm
Assuck said:
what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?





an erection.


Damn, I was going to tell this one:
What do you get when you kick a dead baby down the stairs?

An erection

Whatever though.

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
How do you get a black person down from a tree?
Cut the rope

I am sure most of you have heard all 3 of these.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2004 6:17pm
Matters not if the're old or not. As long as the're funny. and fucked up.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 14,2004 6:23pm
What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies

Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive

What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom

whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds









beeyatch.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 14,2004 6:25pm
Assuck said:
What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies

Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive

What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom

whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds









beeyatch.



I never really understood this one.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 14,2004 7:25pm
what's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

one dead baby in 10 dumpsters



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 14,2004 7:30pm
Whats black and blue and hates anal sex?
The 8 year old in my trunk.

What does sperm and Mexicans have in common?
There are millions of them but only a few actually work.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 14,2004 7:32pm
Assuck said:
Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show...


What band are you in?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2004 11:54pm
you guys all need to recognize that justins joke rules you all.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 15,2004 12:52am
what's worst than a pile of dead babies....



.....the one in the middle trying to eat its way out



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 15,2004 12:54am
you mean aaron aka joostin's joke
lol



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 15,2004 1:24am
what's red, bubbly, and sticky?








a baby in a microwave



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 15,2004 1:24am
what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?









drop it nigger



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 15,2004 1:40am
man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 15,2004 1:47am
I know some. Then I feel bad when I see them. I'm such an ass.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 15,2004 2:09am
the_reverend said:
man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors.



lol. well i do know a couple black ppl, and i'm friends with them. they just don't go to this message board.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 15,2004 6:37am
Kalopsia said:
what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?









drop it nigger


hahahahaha, amazing.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 15,2004 10:58am
Dissector said:>>

What band are you in?>>



I'm in Abhorred.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 15,2004 11:24am
what's pink, red and silver and runs into walls?





a baby with forks in its eyes.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 15,2004 1:43pm
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?



I don't sodomize a chocolate cake before i eat it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 15,2004 3:25pm
womens rights



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 15,2004 3:26pm
the_reverend said:
womens rights


<3



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 15,2004 3:28pm
"size doesn't matter"



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 15,2004 3:30pm
what sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?







a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 15,2004 8:18pm
I saw this black girl in Albany riding a scooter at 11 or so at night, she was only 4, I thought that was funny but it wasn't a joke.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 16,2004 12:34am
i guess i didn't get that one...

anyone got anymore?

what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?


full.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 16,2004 1:05am
MyDeadDoll said:
i guess i didn't get that one...

anyone got anymore?

what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?


full.




i don't get it



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 16,2004 2:10am
when i was a little kid i made up some racist jokes that i thought were funny. needless to say , they haven't exactly withstood the test of time. here they are, for anyone who feels like making fun of me.

what do you call a black edward scissorhands? edward niggerhands.
what do you call a black arnold schwartzenegger? arnold schwartzenigger

i wasn't exactly a young dave chapelle.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 16,2004 4:26am
Assuck said:
Dissector said:


What band are you in?




I'm in Abhorred.




That's not a very good joke.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 16,2004 4:26am
"The war on terror."



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Feb 16,2004 8:55am
DeOdiumMortis said:
"The war on terror."


remember the war on drugs? that was a joke.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 16,2004 9:05am
Snoop Dogg.

He's the biggest joke.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Feb 16,2004 3:25pm
whats great about twenty five year olds?......there's 20 of em What's the great thing about thirty five year olds?........you get to fuck their kids afterwards



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 16,2004 4:09pm
Kalopsia said:
swamplorddvm said:
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..


your bike



that one is below the belt.



toggletoggle post by honor4death at Feb 16,2004 4:58pm
Why do black people only have nightmares?



because we killed the only nigger with a dream



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 16,2004 7:06pm
RustedAngel said:
Kalopsia said:
swamplorddvm said:
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..


your bike



that one is below the belt.



hahahahahaha on you



toggletoggle post by SinPromos at Feb 16,2004 7:54pm
honor4death said:
Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream



best one yet. cuz I've never heard it before



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 16,2004 11:06pm
honor4death said:
Why do black people only have nightmares?



because we killed the only nigger with a dream





that is tremendously funny



toggletoggle post by birthrites   at Feb 17,2004 12:54am
what do you call a black woman getting an abortion?


crime prevention



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:17pm
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?




A baby with a javelin through its throat.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:18pm
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?






A peeled baby in a bag of salt.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:20pm
How do you kill 300 flies at the same time?








Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:21pm
What was Helen Keller's dog's name?








Uunnnnnnngghhhhhhhhfffshhhhffffggg



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:24pm
This is my last one...


What's great about getting a blow job from Ethiopian?












you know she'll swallow



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 21,2004 7:34pm
What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?






A Leper's Dick



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 21,2004 7:47pm
Assuck said:
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?






A peeled baby in a bag of salt.


That is the best baby joke ever.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 21,2004 7:49pm
Dissector said:
What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?






A Leper's Dick








Nice.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 21,2004 8:31pm
how did helen keller's mom punish her?




she re-arranged the furniture



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 21,2004 10:14pm
Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?


she left the plundger in the toilet.



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 22,2004 12:30pm
hoo ah



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 23,2004 3:21pm
what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?










a quarter pounder with cheese



toggletoggle post by abhorred  at Feb 23,2004 3:29pm
what is red and crawls up your leg?


a homesick abortion



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 23,2004 3:38pm
yes... glad to see you've finally joined in there Eric



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 23,2004 3:59pm
what do you get with two green balls in your hands?????


kermits undivided attention



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 23,2004 4:02pm
how do stop black kids from jumping on the ceiling? put velcro on the ceiling. how do you get them down? invite a bunch of mexicans over for a pinata party.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 23,2004 7:41pm
MORKUL, you've got better jokes than that



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 24,2004 11:45pm
why was this thread on the third page?

this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking

but if you can up with a punch line than go for it.



toggletoggle post by Blackout  at Feb 25,2004 12:06am
How long does it take a black woman to shit? Nine months.


What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection.



toggletoggle post by Blackout  at Feb 25,2004 12:10am
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing... You already told the bitch twice.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 25,2004 12:47am
why did the baby cross the road?




'cos it was stapled to the chicken



toggletoggle post by Assuck   at Feb 25,2004 2:12pm
how many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?




2; one to change the bulb and one to suck my dick



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 10:24pm
HAHAHAHA we were sitting here high reading these jokes.
We loved this one.

Assuck said:
why was this thread on the third page?

this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking

but if you can up with a punch line than go for it.





toggletoggle post by eddie  at Nov 21,2004 10:37pm
hmm old thread



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 10:39pm
yes, old. Did I lose scene points?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2004 10:40pm
Kalopsia said:
swamplorddvm said:
What did the black boy get for his birth-day?..


your bike


my bike you mean.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 10:42pm
Right. I always fuck that one up!!! aaaarrggg!!! poop



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Nov 21,2004 10:43pm
swamplorddvm said:
yes, old. Did I lose scene points?


yes -5



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 10:49pm
Shit! NI have one point left.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Nov 21,2004 10:50pm
do i lose scene points by association, seeing as how it was something i said to make him bring it back?

my scene points are all i got goin for me right now



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 10:52pm
I think you do cause a loser like me thought it was funny.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Nov 21,2004 10:58pm
damn



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 21,2004 11:01pm
And I wasnt even high.


Sorry assuck. post a pic of your self to re-gain them.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Nov 21,2004 11:46pm
whats the worst thing about having sex with a six year old?






wiping the blood off of the clown costume.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Nov 21,2004 11:48pm
what did the deaf dumb blind girl get for christmas?






...cancer



toggletoggle post by Davidson  at Nov 22,2004 12:50am
Whats black and blue and sucks my dick.


My son



toggletoggle post by the_rooster  at Nov 22,2004 11:42am
how many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?

depends on how thin you slice them.


what's better than fucking a 4 year old?

nothing.


what's the best part of fucking an 8 year old in the shower?

slicking her hair back and making her look 6.



toggletoggle post by korpse at Nov 22,2004 1:31pm
Q: What do you call a black priest falling down the stairs?

A: Holy Shit!!!



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Nov 22,2004 1:38pm
Q: when's the only time you wink at a black person

A: When you've got him in your sights.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Nov 22,2004 2:04pm
What do ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They're both living off dead beetles.



toggletoggle post by anon at Nov 22,2004 2:22pm
What do you call a black chic with braces???




A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker!



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