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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I take my women like I take my coffee, in the can.
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What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. |
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swamplorddvm said: | What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. |
your bike |
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what is the most confusing day in Harlem? |
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what do you call 30,000 mexicans jumping out of an airplane...
POLLUTION. |
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...or....
What do you call 5,000 black people on the ocean floor?
a good start. |
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How do the chinese name their children? |
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Whats black and white and red all over?
an inter-racial couple having sex while i menstruate on their faces!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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swamplorddvm said: | How do the chinese name their children? |
They throw silverwear down the stairs. HA!
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Kalopsia said: | what is the most confusing day in Harlem? |
Fathers day |
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I like my women like I like my steak...bloody
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whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
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Assuck said: whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
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I don't have a cadillac in my garage. |
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Why do women have babies?
Because it hurts and they deserve it.  |
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what would you call the simpsons if they were black??
niggers. |
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Dissector said: Kalopsia said:| what is the most confusing day in Harlem? |
Fathers day |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^= |
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what do you call a row of trees in harlem?
transportation |
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whats the difference between a tire and a nigger?
a tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it. |
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what do you call a black irish man?
a lepreCOON |
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how do u get a 4 year old to cry twice?....wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear |
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Chococat said: | Chococat says that the father's day joke is old and anyone that hasn't heard it yet and that finds it funny now is a moron =^_^= |
Actualy I have heard it before and I still find it funny. Your Irish-nigger joke isn't exactly grade A comedy. funny but not great.
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what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?
an erection. |
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Dissector said: Assuck said:whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
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I don't have a cadillac in my garage. |
Nicely done. |
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Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show... |
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw. |
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I seem to be talking to myself... |
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Assuck said: what do you get when you skin a 4 year old with a razorblade?
an erection. |
Damn, I was going to tell this one:
What do you get when you kick a dead baby down the stairs?
An erection
Whatever though.
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
How do you get a black person down from a tree?
Cut the rope
I am sure most of you have heard all 3 of these. |
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Matters not if the're old or not. As long as the're funny. and fucked up. |
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What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies
Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive
What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom
whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds
beeyatch. |
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Assuck said: What's grosser than gross?
A dumpster full of dead babies
Whats grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive
What's grosser than that?
It has to eat its way to freedom
whats grosser than that?
it goes back for seconds
beeyatch. |
I never really understood this one.
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what's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?
one dead baby in 10 dumpsters |
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Whats black and blue and hates anal sex?
The 8 year old in my trunk.
What does sperm and Mexicans have in common?
There are millions of them but only a few actually work. |
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Assuck said: | Oh hey and we're playing a show with you guys. This should be an interesting show... |
What band are you in? |
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you guys all need to recognize that justins joke rules you all. |
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what's worst than a pile of dead babies....
.....the one in the middle trying to eat its way out |
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you mean aaron aka joostin's joke
lol |
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what's red, bubbly, and sticky?
a baby in a microwave |
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what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?
drop it nigger |
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man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors. |
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I know some. Then I feel bad when I see them. I'm such an ass. |
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the_reverend said: man, you guys should be glad that none of your know any black people.
I saw one once... I locked my car doors. |
lol. well i do know a couple black ppl, and i'm friends with them. they just don't go to this message board.
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Kalopsia said: what do u say when you see your tv floating at night?
drop it nigger |
hahahahaha, amazing. |
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Dissector said:>>
What band are you in?>>
I'm in Abhorred. |
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what's pink, red and silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes. |
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whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
I don't sodomize a chocolate cake before i eat it |
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what sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler |
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I saw this black girl in Albany riding a scooter at 11 or so at night, she was only 4, I thought that was funny but it wasn't a joke.
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i guess i didn't get that one...
anyone got anymore?
what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
full. |
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MyDeadDoll said: i guess i didn't get that one...
anyone got anymore?
what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
full. |
i don't get it |
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when i was a little kid i made up some racist jokes that i thought were funny. needless to say , they haven't exactly withstood the test of time. here they are, for anyone who feels like making fun of me.
what do you call a black edward scissorhands? edward niggerhands.
what do you call a black arnold schwartzenegger? arnold schwartzenigger
i wasn't exactly a young dave chapelle. |
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Assuck said:
What band are you in? |
I'm in Abhorred. |
That's not a very good joke. |
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DeOdiumMortis said:
remember the war on drugs? that was a joke. |
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Snoop Dogg.
He's the biggest joke. |
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whats great about twenty five year olds?......there's 20 of em What's the great thing about thirty five year olds?........you get to fuck their kids afterwards |
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Kalopsia said: swamplorddvm said:| What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. |
your bike |
that one is below the belt.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream |
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RustedAngel said: Kalopsia said:swamplorddvm said:| What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. |
your bike |
that one is below the belt.
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hahahahahaha on you |
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honor4death said: Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream |
best one yet. cuz I've never heard it before |
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honor4death said: Why do black people only have nightmares?
because we killed the only nigger with a dream |
that is tremendously funny |
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what do you call a black woman getting an abortion?
crime prevention |
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What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat. |
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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How do you kill 300 flies at the same time?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel. |
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What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
Uunnnnnnngghhhhhhhhfffshhhhffffggg |
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This is my last one...
What's great about getting a blow job from Ethiopian?
you know she'll swallow |
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What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?
A Leper's Dick |
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Assuck said: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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That is the best baby joke ever. |
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Dissector said: What's Green, yellow and falls apart in your mouth?
A Leper's Dick |
Nice. |
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how did helen keller's mom punish her?
she re-arranged the furniture
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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?
she left the plundger in the toilet. |
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what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese |
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what is red and crawls up your leg?
a homesick abortion |
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yes... glad to see you've finally joined in there Eric |
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what do you get with two green balls in your hands?????
kermits undivided attention |
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how do stop black kids from jumping on the ceiling? put velcro on the ceiling. how do you get them down? invite a bunch of mexicans over for a pinata party. |
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MORKUL, you've got better jokes than that |
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why was this thread on the third page?
this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking
but if you can up with a punch line than go for it. |
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How long does it take a black woman to shit? Nine months.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection. |
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... You already told the bitch twice. |
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why did the baby cross the road?
'cos it was stapled to the chicken |
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how many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
2; one to change the bulb and one to suck my dick |
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HAHAHAHA we were sitting here high reading these jokes.
We loved this one.
Assuck said: why was this thread on the third page?
this isnt a joke, i'm seriously asking
but if you can up with a punch line than go for it. |
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yes, old. Did I lose scene points? |
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Kalopsia said: swamplorddvm said:| What did the black boy get for his birth-day?.. |
your bike |
my bike you mean. |
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Right. I always fuck that one up!!! aaaarrggg!!! poop |
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swamplorddvm said: | yes, old. Did I lose scene points? |
yes -5 |
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Shit! NI have one point left. |
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do i lose scene points by association, seeing as how it was something i said to make him bring it back?
my scene points are all i got goin for me right now |
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I think you do cause a loser like me thought it was funny. |
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And I wasnt even high.
Sorry assuck. post a pic of your self to re-gain them. |
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whats the worst thing about having sex with a six year old?
wiping the blood off of the clown costume.
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what did the deaf dumb blind girl get for christmas?
...cancer |
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Whats black and blue and sucks my dick.
My son |
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how many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
depends on how thin you slice them.
what's better than fucking a 4 year old?
nothing.
what's the best part of fucking an 8 year old in the shower?
slicking her hair back and making her look 6. |
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Q: What do you call a black priest falling down the stairs?
A: Holy Shit!!! |
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Q: when's the only time you wink at a black person
A: When you've got him in your sights. |
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What do ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?
They're both living off dead beetles.
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What do you call a black chic with braces???
A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! |
 
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