WHATS the most pain you've ever felt? (No heart breaks. If you want that shit, look at the why chicks suck thing.) Let's keep it physical.

Oh... and NO births of any kind. You damn sluts were asking for it.

getting chicken pox at age 31

sucked for my tattoos especially

Der.

having my tonsils out last month
was fucking horrible. i liked
the liquid codeine, tho.

When the doctor numed my infected toe to cut out the in-grown nail. That burned like a bitch!!!

swamplorddvm said:

you pansy... i have had that same procedure done like 6 times from when i was in 7th grade until a year ago or so. its not that bad. more of a pressure "pain" than an actual "FUCK AHHHHHHHHH" pain.

I'va also had it done like 6 or 7 times. And it burns like hell when it's inffected as bad as it was. and it's starting again, so I'll have to do it again... Shit!!!

start getting pedicures. they help ingrown nails.

swamplorddvm said:

dont wear boots as much... that'll help. also, there is this thing they can put in your toe that prvents the nail from growing too far to the side. ask them about it. its this liquid soaked guaze that they shove in the exposed half of the top of your toe. it seeps in and kills off some of the growth nerves or whatever. stopped my shit.

I didn't wear boots at the time. I think it was just the way my nail grew, and yeah I had some of that shit done too, but something didn't go well... I guess. I'm gonna have to deal with people steping on my toes at the next show. But enough about my nasty toe.

every time i've ever been hit in the balls. every time i had to take a big shit and i was 10 blocks from my house. and when my big brother broke my arm when i was 6.

i've had an ingrown toe nail like twice. never went to the doctor, i took care of it myself.

yeah... they are easy to handle in the beginning... but once you let it go... its a pain in the ass. my first one was so bad that the doctor took about 3 minutes and like 10+ tries to yank out the half of toenail. he was so pissed and amazed that it wasnt growing through the side of my toe yet. said it was the tougest time he had trying to pull one out.

I pull mine out once a month. I made a habit of it a while ago. I'm going to go get one out right now.

AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Shut up! I'm getting phantom pains!!!

I had an automatic transmission drop onto my fingers once.

I closed a car door on my old cat's tail.

compound fracture in my right arm.
bone popped out.
I'll show you the scar some time.

actually, that didn't really hurt as it was more shocking... I was in complete shock.

yeah, just don't try to touch the scar...

i'm still trying to think of my reply...
i want to say when they ripped open my chest and took my flesh out and then cut some "skin" off, stitched it
but i was out for the entire 6 hours...
and then they had to reopen and i was awake but they put this numbing gel and burnt my skin ..but i couldn't feel it...but i smelled burning flesh...

perhaps it was when i went flying off a motorcycle head first and burnt my face...but i'm not sure...

DeOdiumMortis said:

you're so mean.

Trying to eat anything after having neck surgery two years ago.

neck surgery for what?

MyDeadDoll said:

I had a disk pressing on my spinal cord. No specific injury or anything, just normal wear and tear.

that does sound painful. i usually have to see
my chirractor once a month 'cos my neck gets
all jacked up and i get headaches and then
sometimes my arms go numb. it sucks ass.

um....when i was 12 the tip of my right index finger was chopped nearly all the way off. other than that, getting my left shin tattooed was quite the hurtful experience as well.

i've never had a tattoo hurt. i've fallen asleep
during a few of them.

ya, I just a backpeice tatoo, you can check it out on our pics of the Albany show, Rev took one of it. Everyone said that the back hurt real bad but it wasn't too bad.

Anyways, I got hit by a van goin 40 when I was 10 and ended up in the hospital for a long time. No life damaging effects though.
Also, 3 years ago, I was playin guitar and one of the muscles attached to my wrist snapped off like a rubber band and is now balled up in my forearm. They could of reatached it but I waited to long to get it fixed. Ask me to show it to you if you see me at a show sometime, its pretty gross.

the muscle things sounds gross and ouchie.

i fell asleep when i got my lower back piece
done. they had to bring me coffee. it was too
relaxing. same with the tat on my thigh. i was out.

MyDeadDoll said:

Take the time and go see a neurologist. That sounds like disk compression. Surgery was not too big of a deal. It just sucks wearing a neck brace for 6 weeks after surgery and some pain swallowing solid food for a while.

chlamydia test. getting things shoved up your dickhole hurts like a bastard. having my eye cut open sucked too.

bludgeoncore said:

i've had X-rays done and it's just that the bones
in my neck like to twist to the side a bit. after
the chiropractor snaps 'em back in place, i'm
fine until i sleep all fucked up again. it also
happens with stress. damn stress.

I have a cracked tooth. Hooray for slow, dull pain.

I was hit in the chest with a wood bat by my sister. It put a hair lenght fracture on my sternum. Any time my ulcers act up, it hurts pretty bad. I shattered every knuckle on my right fist at one point. Getting shot point blank in the center of the forehead with a paint ball gun. It happened when I was like 12 and the kid was three years older and an ass, but it hurt so bad i freaked out and tried to kill him with an axe that was sitting in his garage. He was also faster than me, though.

sounds like you had a terrific
childhood!

getting it with a paintball hurts like a mother

HAHAHAHAH, Jellyfish. You never told me that story. I was skate boarding down my street (hill) once and I tried to stop but the board swung to the left and SMASHED my shin. It killed just to walk. That was not too fun.

I have a bump on my leg and had a bruise the size and shape of my pocket knife on my thigh.
I was being stupid and skateboarding and the board flew out from underneath me.
guess I'm no longer young.

what about the ultimate frisbee incident? wait i know there were tons...
but the one mikey gave you when you were on the SAME team...

I didn't really feel much from that...
as my head was almost completely ripped off my body.

there was also the one with jt and I (on the same team again) and I ended up flipping over backwards and slamming my head into a lacrose goal. that bled... I should find pictures of that one.

please don't...

When I used to skateboard, I tried a kick flip off of some steps and broke both my ankles on impact. I can only skate for about 10 minutes before my ankles start to kill.

When I was 3, I ran into a coffee table and split my entire open lip open.

I got stabbed once in the side coming home.....that really hurt.

I broke my leg at Ozzfest one year, but never got it checked out, so I sometimes have really bad pain in my right knee if I stand for too long. Also, the bone pops out. If you see me at a show, I'll show you....it's pretty awesome....it even makes this sick popping sound too. Someone told me that if I ever want to get it healed, the doctors will have to break my leg and reattach the bone.

i've had my nose brokn twice.
once playing hockey and once doing "karate".
i also got into fights alot as a kid and some guy kicked me in the stomache with his steel toed boots. i pissed blood for a week.
and i chipped my tooth when i was 6. it hurt wicked, wicked bad. you have no idea.
oh yeah, and i fractured my ankle falling down a hill. and then went and played soccer on it. and got kicked. dear god.
they all hurt pretty bad.

when I was three I had spinal meningitis, i had to get a spinal tap... I don't remember it much but my mother told me the doctor made her leave and said that you could hear me screaming anywhere in the hospital.

They had the IV going into my foot I think and had my feet strapped down wrong so my feet where almost parrallel to the bed... My mom told them my foot shouldn't be that way but they said it was okay and left it that way for about 2 weeks.. Little did everyone know that the blood stopped flowing to my right foot. I got outta the hospital and by the 2nd day home I was puking everywhere and my mom took me back in and they diagnosed me with Gang Green in my foot. They had to inject something into my bloodstream to see how far it spread and luckily it stayed in the heal of my foot, but they had to cut off part of my heal.

So basically I almost died of spinal menengitis, then I almost got my leg amputated from gang green. Luckily I don't remember much of it, but the doctor I had lost a little girl the week before I came in to the same thing. I'm metal so I lived.

and moms every where are clutching their little boys and girls saying "why god why"

ra: you got something in common with johnny lydon.

who's that?

johnny rotten (of the sex pistols)

i got into some major pain last night, i pulled a "There's something about Mary", i was on shroons and was taking a piss, well i forgot to put my dick back in.....ZIP!!!! i've never screamed that loud in my life! luckly i was so insane at the time that it quickly went away, but this morning when i took a shower.....so many screams.....

Broken tibula. Skate boarding. Crushed a finger between my helmet and someone elses making a tackle in HS Football. Then two days later dislocated my ring finger (it was laying on the back of my hand) that shit was freaky. Just recently dislocated and broke the top joint of my middle finger on my fret hand doing submission wrestling... Doesn't help that much when you're a bass player!!!!