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returntothepit >> discuss >> I need Medical Advice by sean on Aug 19,2008 2:34am
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toggletoggle post by sean  at Aug 19,2008 2:34am
Ok, so I'm without health insurance. I don't feel sick, but I've had diarrhea for a good 2 weeks now. Its more of an annoyance than anything, but I think its starting to dehydrate me (I was getting dizzy at hockey, and I can drink a quart of water at once). I had an amoeba or something once that I killed with antibiotics. I like eating sushi, so I'm wondering if maybe I have a parasite. Any thoughts?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Aug 19,2008 2:39am
AIDS



toggletoggle post by sean  at Aug 19,2008 2:58am
Could be KarmaAids. My friend left for the Peace Corp in Uganda, and I kept teasing him about how his womanizing ways would get him aids. Ironically, he's there to create AIDS awareness.



toggletoggle post by ScumFuck at Aug 19,2008 6:50am
find a free health clinic somewhere, or lie and use one of your friends health insurance to see a dr.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Aug 19,2008 6:56am
Go to the emergency room, and don't pay the bill. It won't ruin your credit, and after a while, they will stop bothering you.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2008 7:16am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Go to the emergency room, and don't pay the bill. It won't ruin your credit, and after a while, they will stop bothering you.


bingo. when i had a kidney stone i didn't have health insurance, the bill was 5000, after about 3 years it went down to about 200, and then they stopped billing me altogether.



toggletoggle post by corpus_nli at Aug 19,2008 8:00am
sean said[orig][quote]
Ok, so I'm without health insurance. I don't feel sick, but I've had diarrhea for a good 2 weeks now. Its more of an annoyance than anything, but I think its starting to dehydrate me (I was getting dizzy at hockey, and I can drink a quart of water at once). I had an amoeba or something once that I killed with antibiotics. I like eating sushi, so I'm wondering if maybe I have a parasite. Any thoughts?


sounds very ameobic to me bro.
how interesting that once i actually had dysentery from drinking bad water up on mt. guyot in NH back when i was 21.

anyways,

if you can, go to your health food store and get some fungistatin tablets and monolaurin. do your research cause not every health food store will have this stuff...said remedies are NOT harmful to you in any way, at any dosage. this shit is super powerful and pretty cheap which is why the AMA and the pharm. co's. do not want you to know about it. they'd rather you stay stupid, sick, and in fear...why not, they got a monopoly on your sickness.

drink tons of water, dont drink booze or beer obviously that shits alive to and will aid the ameoba's proliferation. furthermore stay away from anything fermented or containing yeast. yes, bread too..IF you mind your minor, and you grab what i told you to, you will be fine in a week. these remedies are not very expensive at all, especially relative to a trip to the hospital sans insurance.

good luck!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2008 8:45am
haha, you got the scoots.

if liking to eat sushi means you got a parasite, then I got a parasite and there is only one thing that can fill that parasite, more sushi.



toggletoggle post by sever at Aug 19,2008 8:46am
moar sooshi?!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2008 9:27am
the chances of you getting a parasite from food is very slim. food typically gives you e.coli. Though you could have any one of a number of bugs, but you've possibly got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2008 9:28am
ken sooshi?



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Aug 19,2008 10:21am
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
AIDS



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2008 10:49am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ken sooshi?


Ken Sooshi definitely gives me diarrhea.



toggletoggle post by corpus_nli at Aug 19,2008 11:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
the chances of you getting a parasite from food is very slim. food typically gives you e.coli. Though you could have any one of a number of bugs, but you've possibly got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them


kinda untrue. Your chances of getting sick are relatively slim but because sushi can contain raw seafood, it does run a higher risk of potential sickness than cooked foods.

That being said, the purpose of the wasabi, ginger, soy sauce, and other fixins aren't just eaten for their complementary flavors; they're eaten with sushi for their positive bacteria-warding effects.

haha. all in all, you could just hang out at home and eat slices of american cheese all day to counter the mudd.



toggletoggle post by corpus_nli at Aug 19,2008 11:13am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 19,2008 12:44pm
corpus_nli said[orig][quote]
haha. all in all, you could just hang out at home and eat slices of american cheese all day to counter the mudd.


mmm....64 slices of american cheese. 64....63....



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Aug 19,2008 12:55pm
I've had diarrhea for the past 2 years. I should probably stop drinking.



toggletoggle post by Sean  at Aug 19,2008 3:07pm
I'll most likely try the cheese method, though I realize that is not curing me, only treating my symptoms. I'm gonna look further into this not paying your ER bill. If its true, it may be worth the day waiting next to recent self amputees. Thanks for the health food store suggestion, but I'm a straight edger who doesn't like taking tylenol. I'm very very wary of ingesting anything that isn't food. Much appreciated everyone. Could it be as simple as irritable bowel syndrome? Its like 3 times a day now.



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Aug 19,2008 3:19pm
you should try going to a free clinic. then you won't have to worry about avoiding bills.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 19,2008 3:21pm



toggletoggle post by Sean  at Aug 19,2008 3:50pm
deathchick said[orig][quote]
you should try going to a free clinic. then you won't have to worry about avoiding bills.


Do you know how to find one? I live in Lincoln. I know there's an urgent care here, but I don't think thats the same thing.



toggletoggle post by sean  at Aug 19,2008 3:55pm
Lincoln, RI that is



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Aug 19,2008 4:09pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
corpus_nli said[orig][quote]
haha. all in all, you could just hang out at home and eat slices of american cheese all day to counter the mudd.


mmm....64 slices of american cheese. 64....63....


"Homer did you stay up all night eating American Cheese!?"
"I think I'm blind..."



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 19,2008 7:05pm
go to a dr

here's what i got for a "chronic diarrhea for 2 weeks or more" search:



Chronic Diarrhea

There are many causes of chronic diarrhea; these may be different for children and adults. Causes of chronic diarrhea can be grouped into two categories: diarrhea caused by an infection and diarrhea not caused by an infection. Sometimes, the cause of chronic diarrhea remains unknown.

Diarrhea caused by an infection may result from:

* Parasites, such as: Cryptosporidium parvum, Cyclospora cayetanensis, Entamoeba histolytica, Giardia lamblia, microsporidia
* Bacteria, such as: Campylobacter, Clostridium difficile, Escherichia coli, Listeria monocytogenes, Salmonella enteritidis, Shigella
* Viral infections, such as: HIV, rotavirus, Norwalk agent

Diarrhea not caused by an infection may result from:

* Antibiotics
* High blood pressure medications
* Cancer drugs
* Crohn’s disease
* Colitis
* Diabetes, thyroid and other endocrine diseases
* Food additives (sorbitol, fructose, and others)
* Food allergies
* Previous surgery or radiation of the abdomen or gastrointestinal tract
* Tumors
* Reduced blood flow to the intestine
* Heredity--certain diseases occur more often in related family members.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 19,2008 7:06pm
amoeba? like the Adolescents tune? KEWL!!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 19,2008 8:01pm
im not reading everyone elses responses but if you live in ma its a requirement to have health insurance go to the e.r and fill out forms talk to the mass health rep and youll be on it faster than doing all the mail away bullshit., takes a few weeks. and your bill will be included in the health insurance as well.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2008 8:25pm
hopefully you went to see an md



toggletoggle post by Sean  at Aug 20,2008 2:39am
succubus said[orig][quote]
hopefully you went to see an md


not yet, but y'all are making me feel more concerned than I did. Thanks for the caring. I may suck it up and just pay a Dr. Hate to spend the money if its not a big deal in the end though. My experience with Dr.s has typically been "hmm I don't know, but those symptoms don't seem bad enough to do further more invasive tests. I could put you on Medication X that may or may not treat it with definite adverse side effects"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 20,2008 9:17am
Coming to RTTP for medical advice? Amazing.



toggletoggle post by Sean  at Aug 20,2008 12:02pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Coming to RTTP for medical advice? Amazing.


Well like I said, I'm uninsured, so I don't have many places to turn. Also, I figured I'd get a wide breathe of knowledge with so many posters. PLUS, gore obsessed death metallers have inadvertently picked up some handy and factual medical knowhow, not that I'm letting anyone perform backroom surgery.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:38pm
I would strongly suggest getting insured or trying to get on MassHealth.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 12:38pm
Kaopectate unless you have other symptoms. Probably a transient bug. Get lots of sleep. Don't have gay sex with black men you haven't known for a long time.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 21,2008 10:44am
just read the lyrics to Carcass' Necroticism. you'll find all of the medical advice you need there.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 21,2008 3:58pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Go to the emergency room, and don't pay the bill. It won't ruin your credit, and after a while, they will stop bothering you.


bingo. when i had a kidney stone i didn't have health insurance, the bill was 5000, after about 3 years it went down to about 200, and then they stopped billing me altogether.


this is precisely the reason why medical insurance is so expensive



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 21,2008 4:01pm
My thoughts exactly. Glad my money could help you all out.



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