we went to dinner tonight with her mom. her mom bought us dinner and then they both gave me their left overs. "eat up boy, mangia mangia!" and they both are great cooks too. if i get fat again guys, i apologize. but jesus christ it tastes amazing!

YEAH GOOD FOR YOU

put marinara sauce on her poon and have a pleasant meal

good luck with the mustache at age 30. and she'll pack on the pounds like a native born in no time hahah.

my noni was Eye-talian. I guess she was hot as hell when my grandfather met her but then after birth she become the stereotypical italian woman

she's the coolest most down to earth sweetest girl i've ever met. and she can cook awesome. i'll welcome all that. and she loves me even if i have out of control eyebrows and hairy old man ears. so all in all its a sweet deal

You may already BE italian.

What is it with Italian and Russian females? Its like something in their genetics only has them be hot while they're young and courting. Have one kid and boom here comes the nose

Get fat?

but that is the least of your worries.
wait til you fight.
heaven help you.

this reminds me of a thread not so long ago.
everyone knows dating a guinnea broad is a dicey proposition. all can say, is that its important to map out how much guinea she has in her.. any more than 50% and you are playing with some beautiful but VERY unstable elements.

moreover:
the more southern italian, the worse off you are...

quick math:
young italian girl (great cook / amazing sex) + 10 years later = strega nona.

en boca del lupo dave!

ahahaha

1. those of u who said genetics only hot while young shows you have no clue what you are talking about. Oh wait you mean Americans...ok got it. Ask aaron who has met a lot of my relatives. REAL Italians BORN in Italy.

SEE GUYZ SHESSSS CRAZZZZY!

lol

Welcome to the family. Now you can never leave.

bennyhillifier

one of the best movies ever. I can't wait until they redo it with CGI.

she's got a mustache

i think aaron's comment about "wait till you fight" haha
so i have a temper...and no i don't blackout when i lose my temper.
oh and i'm not from southern italy. if you want negative stereotypes i can give you accurate ones but i won't bother right now.

two months in, i just havent done anything to piss her off yet. and if i have, i go into cute mode right after. cuz i'm fucking adorable.

so you're screwed... eh? or you're just used to it.. immunity.

Wops can be fascinating:

http://forum.stirpes.net/genetics-human-mi...etic-history-population-sicily.html

Remember, even 1% Arab can go a long way toward darker skin, bigger noses and a tendency to get fat like Mexican girls after age 21.

But this doesn't apply to all.

where is robin and his2-handed bj comments?

sicilian =! italian

italians ftw

i'm literally the most southern italian you can get ;)

let me rephrase, the most southern mainland italian you can be.

Southern Italian != Northern Italian

Though last time I was there, there were people who literally looked like Mexicans. I talked to them in Spanish, but their language was Italian. Did see encouraging LEGA NORD graffitti however!

my brother lived in rome for a few years.
even in roma, when i used to visit and rave culture n shit at the bars, pick peoples brains etc....because im mostly sicilian, they said i was only half italian, and asserted that i was mostly 'nig and arab.'

lol.

I'd just like to state that I'd still do Carina if she were fat and had a stache..

Just sayin'

return to the pussy

Genetic evidence supports the latter, not the former.