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returntothepit >> discuss >> Best Obituary Ever by DrewBlood on Aug 17,2008 11:54am
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toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Aug 17,2008 11:54am
http://http://www.legacy.com/TimesHeraldOn...Lifestory&PersonId=115754551http://

Dolores Aguilar
1929 - Aug. 7, 2008

Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.




toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Aug 17,2008 12:16pm
Hahaha balls.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 17,2008 12:33pm
DrewBlood said[orig][quote]
Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.





toggletoggle post by Lary david at Aug 17,2008 12:34pm
beloved cunt?



toggletoggle post by Larry David at Aug 17,2008 12:35pm
oops, spelled my name wrong



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Aug 17,2008 12:48pm
id say cause of death and slowly we rot are equal and the best



toggletoggle post by demondave at Aug 17,2008 1:30pm edited Aug 17,2008 1:31pm



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 17,2008 1:57pm
bitch had 9 kids, 19 grandkids, and 21 fucking great-grandkids. what a fucking joke.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 17,2008 2:05pm
hahaha wow.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 17,2008 2:07pm
i dismember mama



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 17,2008 3:08pm
But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother.


Obitu-win



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 17,2008 3:51pm
rotivore said[orig][quote]
id say cause of death and slowly we rot are equal and the best


No way. Cause of Death is the best, followed by The End Complete, which started to sell out but was musically some of their most impressive work. Slowly We Rot is like early Napalm Death, good rhythm but everything else is lost.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2008 10:41am
i love World Demise. though i hate the lyrics to "I Don't Care"



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