Man, this modern world is so confusing. Every time I turn around, there's something new to do. I just want it all to go away, or someone to take care of it.
When I see Barack Obama, I see all of the really competent black men I've known in my life, and all of the really gentle white women. He's like a father figure to mother us. He's got ideas, and he takes charge in a really masculine way.
I have lately began to find it uncannily alluring...
Where else do you find such a strong leader? Such a gentle, yet powerful man? He's literally bursting with potency and compassion. In a time like ours, when people are either apathetic or emo, he's a virile emo.
I think I'm turning gay for Obama. Has this happened to anyone else?
