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returntothepit >> discuss >> GodlessRob vs. shirley phelps, live tonight! by GodlessRob on Aug 6,2008 8:45am
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toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 8:45am edited Aug 6,2008 8:52am
I was offered, by a friend of mine, a unique opportunity to be part of a radio show tonight, where the featured guest is shirley phelps from the wbc. Oh won't the hilarity ensue!!!!

Look I know nothing I say will ever have any effect on her/their beliefs but it will be funny to hear a heathen like me quote scripture that totally contradicts everything they are preaching. For the 3 years I have been part of the PatriotGuard and also being in a leadership position, I have been unable to say the things I want. We have a pretty strict S.O.P regarding the UGlies. Ignore do not confront.
Tonight I just get to be GodlessRob, lead singer/ guitarist for the metal band Descent, whose' album "Whom The Gods Would Destroy" will be released in Nov.

Man this is going to be a hoot. I betcha she's going to have a lot of fun with the album title.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 8:47am
okes.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 6,2008 9:18am
oh she's just loony tunes, total manbearpig worshipper

when / where can we hear this? Please provide an mp3 link later



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Aug 6,2008 9:21am
Phelps, as in the Westboro Baptist Church freaks?



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 9:26am
It's going to be a live inter-web broadcast. 10-11:30pm. I am going to be recording it also. What is really hilarious is that the program is usually about ghost hunting/ paranormal investigations. The host just happen to learn of the wbc and said I want to get this cunt on the radio. He e-mailed them and within (NO FUCKING JOKE!) 3 min the media whore herself emailed back and said sure we'll do it.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 9:26am
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
Phelps, as in the Westboro Baptist Church freaks?

Yes that would be them!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 9:32am
I thought this was wbc the news starion



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 6,2008 9:37am
awesome. what kind of things are you thinking about mentioning?



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Aug 6,2008 9:38am
I watched that documentary on these people and they just make me realize the sad state the Church is in right now. They are the worst offenders of using God's name to shamelessly promote things that are not of Him or His nature. They are only using religion to fuel their OWN bigotry and hatred.

Woe unto them.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 9:49am
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
I watched that documentary on these people and they just make me realize the sad state the Church is in right always. They are the worst offenders of using God's name to shamelessly promote things that are not of Him or His nature. They are only using religion to fuel their OWN bigotry and hatred.

Woe unto them.

from killing martyrs to the divinci code to the crusades to the witch trials.
I declare this statement fixed. allah akbar.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 6,2008 10:01am
don't forget the spanish inquisition, the destruction of 80% of mayan/aztec documents, the burning of all documents pertaining to pagan beliefs from years past, the conservative grasp on the sancticty of life, and various other things that have held back humanity's evolution hundreds of years.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 10:06am
and if you add in the fact that christians, jews, and muslims follow the same God... that's a hella lot of disgrace in the name of Dog.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 10:13am
aril said[orig][quote]
awesome. what kind of things are you thinking about mentioning?

Well it's going to be me, a christian minister, and the douche. I plan on pointing out certain things that are quite the contrary to what they preach. Mathew 7 is a good start. Really all depends on how the conversation goes. I am going to be asked about the meaning of our album, the song Churchburner and some other things "black/death metal" related and we will see where it goes from there.

aril said[orig][quote]
don't forget the spanish inquisition, the destruction of 80% of mayan/aztec documents, the burning of all documents pertaining to pagan beliefs from years past, the conservative grasp on the sancticty of life, and various other things that have held back humanity's evolution hundreds of years.


I really wish I had time to talk about all that and a million other things. The funniest part is that she has no clue the host is a gay man, I can not wait until he throws that into the convo! HAHAHA!



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at Aug 6,2008 10:16am



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Aug 6,2008 10:21am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
I watched that documentary on these people and they just make me realize the sad state the Church is in right always. They are the worst offenders of using God's name to shamelessly promote things that are not of Him or His nature. They are only using religion to fuel their OWN bigotry and hatred.

Woe unto them.

from killing martyrs to the divinci code to the crusades to the witch trials.
I declare this statement fixed. allah akbar.


You have a point but the past atrocities of the Church were mistakes made by men that wished their own will, instead of God's. There is a lot of good Christians do in the world but people are quick to point out when we do something human.

I would never make an excuse for the actions of those in the past who persecuted others, by the way. But I will say that the Church is redeemed by grace.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 10:25am
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 11:33am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.

Backed!



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 6,2008 11:50am
how do we listen to this? is there a website we should go to?



toggletoggle post by corpusNLI at Aug 6,2008 2:19pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.


my only idol.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 2:52pm
I will have the link up in a little while.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Aug 6,2008 3:46pm
Ok here's the link
http://www.blogtalkradio.com then do a search for spirit finders. The show airs from 10-11:30pm, the cunt will be calling in at 10:30.
The call in # is 1-347-205-9857



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 6,2008 3:50pm
I hope you get to call her a **see-you-next-Tuesday** at least once.

Good luck getting a word in, she spouts all that psycho gibberish at a pretty rapid pace.



toggletoggle post by PaganBorn  at Aug 6,2008 3:53pm
Hi this is the host of Spirit finders talk radio, I am looking forward to going to a head to head battle with this bitch as much as the rest of you. Please understand while I know that all of you want a piece of her I say sorry now if I dont get to all of you. but be assured I Hate this cunt just as much as you all do, being a gay pagan are the types of people right on her hit list!!!!!!!!! Am I sacred NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And thank you Godless I know this is going to be one fun night



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 6,2008 4:20pm
it will be a fun night



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 6,2008 4:23pm
GodlessRob said[orig][quote]
Ok here's the link
http://www.blogtalkradio.com then do a search for spirit finders. The show airs from 10-11:30pm, the cunt will be calling in at 10:30.
The call in # is 1-347-205-9857


after you do the search for spirit finders, a list of old shows comes up. when i do the search at 10pm, will the show automatically start or do you have to click somewhere else?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 6,2008 4:23pm
why should ANYONE be scared of her or the WBC? They're several echelons below subhuman



toggletoggle post by PaganBorn  at Aug 6,2008 4:33pm
Ok go here www.blogtalkradio.com/spirit-finders-radio just as it is here and that will take you right to the page, BUT please sign up for Blogtalkradio.com, its free and add us to your friends and become part of the chat discussion as well !



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 4:36pm
corpusNLI said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.


my only idol.

you want to give your kids stupid names, sing about farts and pee.. then expire too early?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 6,2008 4:45pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.
i agree. zappa may have been the most creative musician of all time.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 6,2008 5:14pm
I'll be listening to this.



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Aug 6,2008 5:49pm



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 6,2008 6:34pm
definitely gonna check this out. something tells me this will be internet fame/gold here.



toggletoggle post by corpus_ at Aug 6,2008 8:29pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
corpusNLI said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
that video is awesome. zappa was someone we lost way too soon.


my only idol.

you want to give your kids stupid names, sing about farts and pee.. then expire too early?


musically and intellectually, pee pee less.



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Aug 6,2008 8:34pm
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
why should ANYONE be scared of her or the WBC? They're several echelons below subhuman


so are C.H.U.D.s, and if you're not scared of C.H.U.D.s you larissa are one brave girl



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 10:13pm
Listening now, hopefully she calls, haha!

Rob, tear this fucking twat a new one.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 10:31pm
This sounds pretty fucking gay. Everyone fails.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 10:32pm
just registered. goodtimes. hope the bitch shows up for her scheduled spiritual beating.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 6,2008 10:32pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
This sounds pretty fucking GAY. Everyone fails.

fxd



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 10:33pm
PaganBorn said[orig][quote]
Hi this is the host of Spirit finders talk radio, I am looking forward to going to a head to head battle with this bitch as much as the rest of you. Please understand while I know that all of you want a piece of her I say sorry now if I dont get to all of you. but be assured I Hate this cunt just as much as you all do, being a gay pagan are the types of people right on her hit list!!!!!!!!! Am I sacred NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And thank you Godless I know this is going to be one fun night


What happens if someone hates her, and also gay pagans? I'm confused, who am I supposed to hate? Why does your preference for penis force you to talk with a lisp? Just wondering if there's science behind it, or simply psychology.



toggletoggle post by hyper_sludge at Aug 6,2008 10:34pm
I'd like to strap a quarter stick of dynamite to that delusional retard's throat.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 10:35pm
Which delusional retard? The gay pagan, or the retarded bitch that blames 911 on gay pagans? You gotta choose, because I assume you don't have enough dynamite for both.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 10:45pm
hmm, I wonder who registered as "GOD"? LuLz



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 10:49pm
GOD:Godless, you owe me for listening to peppermint patty argue with liberace


Hilarious.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 10:52pm
LOL-ocaust



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 6,2008 10:53pm
your momma wears army boots.

she told you.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 10:53pm
I'm not even listening. Just having too much fun in chat



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 10:58pm
This is fucking priceless. Seriously.

Rob, ask her how Sam is doing, her illegitimate kid, hahaha!!!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 11:03pm
it's gonna be funny when she and her shitty family die and are greeted by utter nothingness



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:05pm
She's a whole batch of crazy with a side of loudasfuck.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 6,2008 11:09pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
it's gonna be funny when she and her shitty family die and are greeted by utter nothingness


out of all the quotes that have ever been uttered in history, this is the most relevant, most important, and funniest.

shakespeare has nothing on Ryan Adams.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 11:09pm
Yeah, the gay guy is ruining this. He has too much personal investment, and too little fortitude.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 6,2008 11:11pm
"God kicked their ass and he used hitler to do it"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:13pm
DaveFromTheGrave said[orig][quote]
"God kicked their ass and he used hitler to do it"


But Hitler was also a fag.



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:14pm
Oooooh snap, the host used the bastard kid. Awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 6,2008 11:15pm
if I were at home...



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:16pm
She has 11 kids? Holy balls, who fucked this bitch 11 times?



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Aug 6,2008 11:17pm
Shirley sweetheart you really need to get laid



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Aug 6,2008 11:17pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if I were at home...

I'm recording it



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 6,2008 11:18pm
theaccurseddrummer said[orig][quote]
She has 11 kids? Holy balls, who fucked this bitch 11 times?


the most miserable s.o.b in existence.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 11:18pm
Who is Emissary? I love you



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 11:18pm
that's me. haha



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:20pm
He needs to straight up ask her how she has any right to preach based on old testament nonsense with a kid that was born illegitimately, if the whole deal goes down according to what those nut jobs believe, she's got a one way ticket to hell on the out-of-wedlock express.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 11:20pm
This is great

More GODless!



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:21pm
I wanted to create a screen name so I could post on the chat, but fuck it.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 11:22pm
MOAR ROB!!!



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:26pm
You just can't reason with a lunatic like this bitch, it's impossible.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 6,2008 11:28pm
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:31pm
I would say that this was a waste of an hour and a half of my life, but hey, it was pretty fucking funny all around. Kudos Rob, and all the guests, haha. If anyone's looking for bats in a fucking belfry, look this bitch up, hahaha!



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 11:31pm
That was so pathetic. Coulda been great if the host knew how to mute or work a fader. I understand now why god hates fags.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 6,2008 11:34pm
High-five, Rob and GOD... you made that borderline tolerable



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Aug 6,2008 11:35pm
Ugh, if there's a hell, that whole family full of inbred chuckleheads has an luxury box reserved for them.



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Aug 6,2008 11:36pm
I tried, I wish I had moar time arrrggghhh



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Aug 6,2008 11:39pm
not your fault. Your friend has no idea what he's doing. I feel bad for the guy. You can't try to gang up on the nutbag for her beliefs, and then nearly cry when she says "fag".



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 6,2008 11:53pm
crap i missed this! forgot about it.



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Aug 7,2008 9:29am
HA! I'm part way through it. My favorite line so far is where GR says pictures of his genitals are all over the internet.



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Aug 7,2008 9:35am
Just wish I had more time, so many things I wanted to say, but I was talking to the host after the show and we are planning on round 2. I will get more time this round.
On a side note thanks to all who listen last night.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 7,2008 10:02am
I think you did a great job

my question is this: why does she talk like a gay guy? "Helloooooo..."



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Aug 7,2008 10:10am
...dude...twerp...this chick would have been fucka cool in 1956



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