THEY SUCK A FUCKING SHIT LOAD THEYRE SO BAD. ABBATH, YOUR THOUGHTS??

TYPING IN CAPS ALSO SUCKS A FUCKING SHIT LOAD

Josiah, you must be joking. They RULE!!! You'll be won over too. Believe that!

Listening to 13 Winters is kind of like bobbing for apples in a toilet that you just took a dump in. You might find something you like.. possibly.. but mostly it's just crap.

AParcak said:


fuck off punk, 13 winters is the crappiest band in the world, i go to there site to just get angry and beat up people. Their singer is a man beast and a joke, the key boardist reminds of one of those high school "goth" kids except the fact his almost 30, their drummer is a midget who says he likes pussy(even though his mothers doesn't count), and their guitarist likes mudvyen. Josiah is never gonna like you guys because him and i get drunk and go to that site and yell at computer screen, Cape Cod will never accept 13 winters because we all now how much of a joke they are

Here is some vintage 13 Winters Haiku-- if you like it, I could write some more:

A geek and a dream
The winters number 13
Bad music ensues

This certainly sucks
The 13 Winters demo
Free? They should pay me

Mazzenga now gone
Mike Webb is back in the fold
Bad news for the sheep

Not very clever…
Haiku is five, seven, five
Stick to your day job

Is that a penis?
Die running from the shower
Knew it all along

Backstreet Boys aren’t goth
Mike, don’t take this the wrong way
Plan another trip

Girl who looks like boy
3 Underaged guitarists
Circus freaks you all

Minors on guitar
Hey, don’t bogart the Kool-Aid
I'm telling mommy

Cannot get a gig
No one wants to book you guys
Not even Genos

Last show at the Well
Teeny boppers wet their pants
No place left to go

What can Roy afford?
Get used to ramen noodles
Ah yes, rock stardom

Musician by night
Hey, you drive an oil truck
Minimum wage man!

Bag over her head
The only way to touch her
Without going limp

A boy with makeup
Who’s father should hide his face
Four stringed hairdresser

youre god damned right they suck abbath and i and our band know the truth about die winters gender and crapiness of the band as a whole
13 WINTERS SUCKS!!!!

sweet haiku by the way

"fuck 13 winters,
they are talentless fuckholes,
i'd rather fuck men"

Dude... we get it...

is this some gay self promotion sceeme?

Josiah_the_Black said:
You might want to start another thead for the man fucking, Josiah.
www.13winters.com

If you don't like 13 Winters, how about shutting the hell up!!!? You are so inmature. Maybe some of us don't like your badn either. Who was it? Valhalla? Who's ever heard of you? And is Valhalla a Latin word for "takes pot shots from behind cover of a computer"? JERK!

i'm sorry, i dont mean to be taking random shots behind a computer but i'm just trying to let a little bit of my love for them out, i'll stop since you are whining for me to, now let's all eat ice cream

;)