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returntothepit >> discuss >> Judge Renames Child After Asshole Parents Give Her Stupid Fucking Name by FuckIsMySignature on Jul 24,2008 12:35pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 12:35pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names

'Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.'



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 24,2008 12:37pm
People ain't shit.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jul 24,2008 12:37pm
Just read this before I got here. Had a good laugh.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 12:39pm
i wish my name was "Violence"



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 24,2008 12:42pm
FUCK, I wish my name was Sex Fruit



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2008 12:45pm
I hate humans.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 24,2008 12:46pm
fucking sick. who cares about the welfare of our children as long as we can be the cool parents who named their kid something "hilarious"?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2008 12:48pm
I named my kid Twat Dropping Helme.



toggletoggle post by gmnli at Jul 24,2008 1:05pm
Those are all very good names. Totally naming my kid toilet.



toggletoggle post by gmnli at Jul 24,2008 1:05pm
... if I were to have a kid, that is.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jul 24,2008 1:10pm
who the fuck would name their kid Fish and Chips?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 24,2008 1:11pm
I heard of these people who named their kid Griffindor or whatever it's called from Harry Potter. That kid is either going to become a suicidal piece of shit, or the subject of infinite retainer blowjobs from nerd girls nationwide.



toggletoggle post by samYam at Jul 24,2008 1:12pm
I know a guy who's name is Lord Utmost, his wife is Divine Love and one of their kids is named Tapioca. No lie, these people are real!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 24,2008 1:17pm
I've already told my girlfriend that if she ever wants to have kids with me, boy or girl, it's being named Pterodactyl.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 24,2008 5:39pm
but the p can't be silent.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 24,2008 6:00pm
i wanted to name my kid rulf, but we named her skye instead.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 24,2008 6:24pm
WTF is "Yeah Detroit"??



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Jul 24,2008 7:18pm
these should also be names:

meatloaf
fluffer
smudge
vagwich
smegma



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jul 24,2008 8:42pm
"Number 16 Bus Shelter", LOL

people are high



toggletoggle post by tylor at Jul 24,2008 11:53pm
haha i heard this on eei today, hard to believe all these names are real



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jul 24,2008 11:53pm
Frank Zappa
Dweezil Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa
Diva Muffin Zappa



toggletoggle post by tylor at Jul 24,2008 11:54pm
frank zappa gets a free pass for everything



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jul 25,2008 12:36am
I know



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jul 25,2008 8:07am
Looks like the miscarriage fairy missed a few.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jul 26,2008 1:37am
tylor said[orig][quote]
frank zappa gets a free pass for everything


+1 billion



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